mezynaija:
“He will die a more terrible death than the chicken”

EpicMaurice:




which kind death could be more terrible than being stoned to death
Nawa 4 some pple

HungerBAD:
Madam please forgive him.

What even bothers me more is, a 7 yrs old that has an urge to kill something. It is not normal for 7 yr Olds to around killing animals.

The Psychiatrics will tell you,that is a classy sign of somebody that might grow up to be a killer.

On a lighter note.

We were in our final year at the University,and on this Faithful Saturday,myself and two other students hatched out a plan to go for one Plantain tree we had been eyeing for some days now,which was close to the school hostel.

We quickly brought down the Plantain,and trust students,we all shared it,and in fact some of our girlfriends ate from it.

Only for us to start hearing somebody screaming on Monday morning,as if somebody had died. I came out and saw a Native of where my University was,giving those that stole his Plantain 30 Minutes to confess or he will place a CURSE.

When we heard curse (swear),and this tribe is known to be powerful in Nigeria as regards Juju. Na so me and my fellow Plantain eaters fall out,kneel down begin beg the man.

SKAMOD:
Women and curse be like One Cont...

1stCitizen:
Why d boy dey worry sef.

If curse dey work. APC for don run comot Naija

bestestgirl:
mtcheeew the boy has knelt down and begged and she is still insisting on the 'curse', she should go and sit down joor. Nothing will happen to the boy, he will grow in grace and favour and live to see his children's children and he will attend her burial and eat the equivalent of six chickens from the burial food.
What is she feeling like? is she God who owns life?? gerarahia mehn!! sheee