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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jamean(f): 1:23pm On Aug 14, 2016
amicable09:
Hi Ferdy.boss, please accept my heartfelt condolences. I have not the right words to say right now but trust that I can be a sister when you need to play cheesy.

Take good care of your nephew and yourself too.
Be strong. They are all resting peacefully.
Happy Sunday!

Bose lo n bere lipsrsealed
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 1:42pm On Aug 14, 2016
Jamean:

Bose lo n bere lipsrsealed
Lol. Mej I don't know what this means but the attached smiley made it look funny cheesy
Cc150615, please simplify this ede Yoruba for me.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by karleone(m): 1:48pm On Aug 14, 2016
cc150615:


Far far is written Loun Loun and pronounced thus, guess you heard lon lon cos the person was speaking fast
Owo da n be is: Wey your money there?
O nwo le is literally 'he/she is entering' to notify the driver say person dey come wey wan enter the bus so make e never move tho it's a lie half the time
Ma bo is : Come or Be coming

Thanks CC et Lero15 for the translation.

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Udochee(m): 2:07pm On Aug 14, 2016
Ferdyboss
stay strong bro.GOD knows best in all things.


Salutations to everybody..all these translators & translatees una try gìdí gàn.languages are sweet oo.èkú sunday

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by MEQUELLA001(f): 4:43pm On Aug 14, 2016
princecuite:
A secondary school (EFEC) at Airport Road before winners chapel Benin City needs the services of an English/Literature teacher. You can apply in person if interested...


Hmmmm. Thanks
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by princecuite(m): 4:53pm On Aug 14, 2016
MEQUELLA001:



Hmmmm. Thanks
Uwc dear bt pls prepare 4 an interview. If u need anyoda info, pls jst mail me on fb @ prince handsomeprince n I'll reply...
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by cc150615(f): 6:06pm On Aug 14, 2016
amicable09:

Lol.
Mej I don't know what this means but the attached smiley made it look funny cheesy

Cc150615, please simplify this ede Yoruba for me.
I'm sorry I can't help you this time, it's either there are some new dictions in the language dt I've not heard of or Madam Jamean has successfully murdered my language undecided
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jamean(f): 7:09pm On Aug 14, 2016
cc150615:

I'm sorry I can't help you this time, it's either there are some new dictions in the language dt I've not heard of or Madam Jamean has successfully murdered my language undecided

Bose lo n bere - na so e dey start
I may not get the spelling correctly not being a native speaker but this one wasn't murdered, Ma'am
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 7:53pm On Aug 14, 2016
cc150615:

I'm sorry I can't help you this time, it's either there are some new dictions in the language dt I've not heard of or Madam Jamean has successfully murdered my language undecided
Oh oh! You can't help me on this matter?
Jamean don't leave me in the dark oooo, oya reveal to me the meaning of what you said earlier.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 7:56pm On Aug 14, 2016
Jamean:


Bose lo n bere - na so e dey start
I may not get the spelling correctly not being a native speaker but this one wasn't murdered, Ma'am
Hahahaha
Lwkmd! grin grin grin
For real!!!! Lolz

No be so my own go start trust me. If na so, I for do am secretly cheesy. Na play I dey for here.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by yorex2011: 8:05pm On Aug 14, 2016
Good evening everyone!!

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by yorex2011: 8:09pm On Aug 14, 2016
So this MMM craze, getting Nigerians to scam themselves,
People claiming to go about it smartly and know when to pull out.

Funny thing is they know it will collapse, yet they want to make money of it before it does (i.e someone else's hard earned money)

The psychology involved in the Mavrodi scheme is deep rooted and quite ingenious i must say lol



[10:37am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: HOW TO GET AWAY WITH SCAMMING A COUNTRY
[10:38am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: Any likeness to real characters or organizations is coincidental.... Or maybe not
[10:39am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: So there was this guy name Mavrolo who wanted to make some mega bucks
[10:39am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: He was a con guy who wanted to up his game
[10:40am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: He read up on ponzi schemes and mlm and all that but came to the realization that people were already getting smarter
[10:41am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: So he read some books on human psychology and devised a new method
[10:41am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: Simple, yet potentially lethal as it directly uses our innate human tendencies
[10:42am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: He went to a country and set up a website where users sign up and pay money, and are guaranteed of a 30 percent interest by the end of 30days
[10:43am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: Project Epsilon had begun
[10:43am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: The alpha stage, getting people to sign up
[10:44am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: He developed a clever means where instead of paying in to the company, you pay to the users directly
[10:44am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: People who you can relate with, fellow country men
[10:45am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: Now the people feel, wow, this cannot be a scam, after all we are directly dealing with ourselves
[10:45am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: This is awesome, we like a huge community, sweeeeeet
[10:47am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: So they joined, you offer to help a fellow country man and you pay directly into his account and voila! You are entitled to receive 30 percent extra at the end of the month, which will be paid into your account directly by another user
[10:47am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: OMG this is awesome, this way there is trust, they can't scam us afterall we are dealing directly with each other
[10:48am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: The two, the lambda stage
[10:49am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: Its been months and peopke have been helping each other, getting 30 percent, obviously mr Mavrolo isn't gaining or losing, he's job is just to keep the website and community working
[10:49am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: At this stage, let me pose a question
[10:50am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: If you had a secret chest where you put in money and it doubles it for you
[10:50am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: Will you put in the doubled money back in so that it redoubles it or walk away
[10:52am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: 98 percent of people will put it back in and will keep doing so, the 2percenf extra is to account for people who may have died mysteriously after taking out the cash lolz
[10:52am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: I'm sure you get the point
[10:52am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: So the psychology of human greed and human trust allows for a constant flow of money in the system
[10:53am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: Of course Mavrolo doesn't have access, he only watches, builds more trusts and have more volume of money in the "community"
[10:54am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: Penultimate stage, omicron stage
[10:54am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: Create fake people, that have likeness to your country men
[10:54am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: This will be done as the months go by
[10:55am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: Create bank accounts and identification for each, and assign to actual people who are actual citizens of the country
[10:55am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: They become his henchmen and are planted into the community and scattered like a virus
[10:56am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: These moles are real people with fake properties
[10:56am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: Phi stage
[10:57am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: People are now comfortable and are offering help in millions (human greed)...
[10:57am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: Assign as much people who want to help to each member of your mole
[10:58am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: Eg assign 1000 people who want to offer help of 100,000+ worth of currency to one mole
[10:59am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: They all pay in and are patiently waiting for their thirty days plus
[10:59am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: Now my mavrolo had over 1000 of such moles which had been created over time
[11:00am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: Halfway through the month, all his moles have receive help worth billions
[11:01am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: Of course he still helps normal folk too, so that there is still that air of people defending the scheme saying i received help from so so person (mole of course)..
[11:01am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: Final stage
[11:01am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: Stage Omega
[11:01am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: Mavrolo pulls the plug
[11:01am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: Deletes everything and anything having to do with the scheme
[11:02am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: Few people gained, majority lose... Those who gained are the few who pulled out, which case is very very small, cos of human greed
[11:03am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: And the country he chose was one which was having economic woes so everyone looking for as much income as possible
[11:03am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: Lol, Mr Mavrolo has made billions
[11:04am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: Using only human psychology and some php (web development language)
[11:04am, 8/11/2016] Emmanuel: End of story...

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by yorex2011: 8:15pm On Aug 14, 2016
At least thats how I'd pull off the huge heist, but of course I'm not a con man or a criminal. I'm just a normal dude,
Wonder how someone like Sergei Mavrodi would pull it off, considering his expertise in fraud ans ponzi schemes and criminal history

Well what do I know.. cheesy..

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Abimbex007: 11:23pm On Aug 14, 2016
FerdyBoss, Be Strong. Be Strong for yourself. Be Strong for your Nephew. God knows best.

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Lero15(m): 11:24pm On Aug 14, 2016
Jamean:


Bose lo n bere - na so e dey start

undecided undecided undecided
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Abimbex007: 11:27pm On Aug 14, 2016
Happy Birthday in Arrears Mannylex. The Future is Bright; Have no FEAR!

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Abimbex007: 11:28pm On Aug 14, 2016
Lero15:


undecided undecided undecided

Hey Pop wink

Goodnight tongue
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Lero15(m): 11:40pm On Aug 14, 2016
Abimbex007:


Hey Pop wink

Goodnight tongue

U too baby

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by cc150615(f): 7:23am On Aug 15, 2016
Jamean:


Bose lo n bere - na so e dey start
I may not get the spelling correctly not being a native speaker but this one wasn't murdered, Ma'am
I actually had a feeling that's what you wanted to say but I wasn't sure cos of the discrepancy, anyway it's cool you've translated it so everybody is happy.
Have a fabulous Monday
I'm gonna be sleeping in.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Bready(f): 10:42am On Aug 15, 2016
doxarised:

Send it to doxarised@gmail.com lets see


thanks a lot dear. Sent God bless you richly.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by amicable09(f): 9:52pm On Aug 15, 2016
danieloy4 (not too sure I got the number correctly though), Hi. I like what you're doing putting up jobs but I'll like to know if they are all verified.

And uhm... do you work in Abuja or you're searching for a job as well?

Nice work you're doing once again.

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by nwakaegoabisola(f): 10:48pm On Aug 15, 2016
ElDeeVee:


All work and no play tongue tongue

Errmmmm how Wednesday go be nah

Ayo fimile o jare
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by FidelitySchools: 10:56pm On Aug 15, 2016
Vacancy! Vacancy!! Vacancy!!!
Qualified and an experienced MUSLIM Females are needed for the position of an house Mistress in a school, located at IGBO-GBO, Ikorodu, Lagos.
NOTE: The Applicant must be ready to stay within the hostel premises until the school vacates.

Qualifications: B.SC/B.ED/OND/HND.

APPLICATION METHODS:
1. Interested applicants should send her CV to fidelitysch@gmail.com and copy info@fidelitymontessori.com & fidelitysch@yahoo.com using a short cover letter as the body and 'APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT –HOUSE MISTRESS as the subject of the email.
OR
2. Submit handwritten application (with attached CV) to:
The Director of Studies,
Fidelity College,
2 Koshebinu Orepekan Street Off
Car Wash Bus Stop,Igbo gbo ikorodu
Lagos.
NOTES.
Only shortlisted applicants will be contacted and scheduled for interview.
For details, contact: 08168057501(Call only), 08028455267(Whats-app only).
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 11:38pm On Aug 15, 2016
amicable09:
danieloy4 (not too sure I got the number correctly though), Hi. I like what you're doing putting up jobs but I'll like to know if they are all verified.

And uhm... do you work in Abuja or you're searching for a job as well?

Nice work you're doing once again.

Don't live/work in Abuja&am not looking for a job either.
Just find pleasure posting job vacancies and ofcos it won't last forever,had been in that shoe before so i know what's like looking for a job,am just doing my quota on NL to get an unemployed grad out of the house.
About the job verification, i do take my time to do verify any job vacancy. And if anyone has doubts,if you can do a thorough google job search about the company or vacancy think you would see they are valid. It's not all jobs that require you to send a resume to an email address,often times you have to apply directly on their website.

Hope to hear testimonies real soon from everyone. It would gladen my heart.

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by doxarised(m): 8:29am On Aug 16, 2016
Bready:



thanks a lot dear. Sent God bless you richly.
You're welcome "Bready" . Check your mailbox

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