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1) my sister had one friend back then. Her name is Sade. She's so fine. I was crushing on her badly. Sade visits at least once a week

Cc lalasticlala

2) my likeness for her was getting out of hand. I had to ask my sister if she thinks Shade likes me . She was like

3) she thought I was joking but I let her know I'm really crushing on Sade. She didn't find it funny again

lemme stay here....but bro try to be realistic

4) why is she mad now? Is it my fault I can't control my feelings? I have said my own and I will make my move

5) I told my friends about it. Awon goons mii. They said I should go ahead that they are behind me like hunchback.

6) So I was just there waiting for Sade's next visit. I was fully gingered and rehearsed some Celine Dion's lyrics I was going to use.

7) next morning I overheard my sister telling mum Sade is visiting. They got assignments to do together.
Me:

meanwhile my sister is the one In Charge of house chores. All I do is fetch water.But dat morning I did everything,I even cleaned d fridge

9) I ended up transforming our house from 'this is where I stay' to 'mtv base celeb crib'

10) I even transformed myself or so I thought

11) the bell rang. It was Sade. She was shocked when she entered.
Sade: wow!
My Sis: Girl, can you believe it. My bro cleaned the house

12) Sade: wow he must be a keeper.
Me: *in my mind* Yes girl I'm a keeper. De Gea gat nothing on me.

13) time for me to make my move. I was signaling my sis to leave d room but she's not coding. I had to shout

14) she left. It's just me & My crush alone. Things got awkward.I lost balance.My liver failed me,I was just staring

15) all I rehearsed left me like black dads. She's waiting for me to say something. I wish she can just read minds

16) 1hour passed all I could say was 'how's the weather treating you'. Mahn! I just carried myself and left like

17) I felt bad with myself.I had to lie to my friends she kissed me and she's coming back soon. They were happy meanwhile i was like

18) while they were busy dancing happily. Me I was just trying not to cry.

19) one day my Sister asked if I'm going to be home all day cuz she's going out and Sade is coming to drop something for her later.

20) The same Sade? The crush of my life? Hell yes I will be home all day and alone. Thank You Deer lord

21) I will need extra hands to transform our house again so I called my friends to come over. They showed up like.

22) to my friends I was about to get laid cuz I lied . So they put in more effort and was fast with the cleaning

23) me that my cooking sucked but in a way I turned into a chef. I went from 0-100. She must fall for me o

24) everything was set. So I waited for my darling Sade to come and drop something for my sister and also drop her heart for me.

25) five hours passed i was there still waiting for Sade like waiting for Arsenal to win Champions league

26) my friends were at the next house waiting for me to come do the victory dance and share the good news like

27) My parents and my sister are back, still no Sade. I asked my sister. She said they met in town and she collected the stuff already

28) me: So Sade is not coming today?
Sister: Nah. She's not.
*what is life? Kill me now!!

29) Mum asked why I'm crying..
Me:

30) the 5star restaurant food I made was what we had for dinner. The next day My sister compensated my efforts by giving me Sade's number

32) started chatting up Sade, she was really nice to me. She even agreed to visit when there's no one @ home. Godwin