A 98-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better.
I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said,
"I have an elderly friend who is a hunter. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the bush, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream.
He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 98-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."
The doctor replied, "Thats exactly my point."

nice one milla lol, so the old man is not the father

A fellow stops by to visit his friend who is paralyzed from the waist down. They talk for a while and then the friend asks, "My feet are cold. Would you be so kind as to go get me my shoes please?"

The guest obliges and goes upstairs. There he sees his friend's daughters, both very good looking. Being the adventurous and quick thinking kind, he says: "Hi, ladies! Your daddy sent me up here to make love to you!"

They stare at him and say, "That can't be!"

He replies, "OK, let's check!"

He shouts down the stairs to his friend, "Both of them?"

The reply comes back, "Yes, both of them

wishes i was tht guy man, lucky liar

Sammy
Keep it coming

Two men were down the pub talking. The first man said, "My wife, she thinks so much of me that she won't let me do any work around the house. It's incredible !" The second man says, "That's nothing. My wife thinks I'm God!" "She thinks you're God? What makes you say that?" "Easy, Every night she goes to the kitchen, prepares a burnt offering and places it before me!"

nice one

@milla
more jooooo

lol clemcy some folks sef!

lol efuah wetin i do u

abi i don dey terrorize ur dream

how ur soldier? send this one to am

goods jokes as usual sammy.

keep it up.

Nice one

expecting more Gem Sam Milla

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SAM, these ur jokes are really tight jo, thumbs up!

. . .na him work na

a par murderator abi no be so

all hail sam miller great jokes man keep it coming

flattered  thanks guys, together we will make other sections envy us

plz dont blush

He cant help it

continue blushing Sam

Oya stop now, it is not manly

. .hmm that one pass my power ooo

. . abi u dey aspire to reach that level

@ SAM MILLA , ''He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead''

I think the Rabbit had a heart attack, that is if the umbrella actually produced the bang bang,

Nice way to tell the Old Man the truth, and nice jokes ,, all of them

mr analyser who send u

i wonder o