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Why I Stopped Visiting My Rich Friends. by ibknaanii(op): 12:48am On Aug 21, 2016
Hmmm Nawa For all those rich people ooo. I went to see a frend from a very rich family. The maid approached me & asked.
MAID: What would u like to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee?
ME: Tea pls.
MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea, bush tea or green tea?
ME: Ceylon tea pls.
MAID: how do u want it, black or white?
ME: White. ...
MAID: Milk or fresh cream?
ME: With milk.
MAID: Goat milk or cow milk?
ME: Cow’s milk.
MAID: Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
ME: Uhm, lemme go with d freezeland cow.
MAID: Would u like it with sweetner, sugar or honey?
ME: Sugar.
MAID: Bee sugar or cane sugar?
ME: Cane sugar
MAID: White, brown or yellow sugar?
ME: Abeg, forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water...
MAID: Mineral, tap or distilled water?
ME: Mineral water.
MAID: flavored or non flavored?
ME: Infact get me an empty glass!
MAID: Do you want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug?
ME: Abeg, free me, I go swallow my spit.....
lol
Re: Why I Stopped Visiting My Rich Friends. by Nobody: 12:59am On Aug 21, 2016
So funny
Re: Why I Stopped Visiting My Rich Friends. by Nobody: 1:20am On Aug 21, 2016
Mrphantom99:
So funny
So old Sha. Like really old.... Methuselah kinda old sad
Re: Why I Stopped Visiting My Rich Friends. by Nobody: 1:38am On Aug 21, 2016
stale!
Nexxxxt!
Re: Why I Stopped Visiting My Rich Friends. by ogtavia(m): 2:37am On Aug 21, 2016
Budweiser:
So old Sha. Like really old.... Methuselah kinda old sad
killed it dude
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