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| Why I Stopped Visiting My Rich Friends. by ibknaanii(op): 12:48am On Aug 21, 2016 |
Hmmm Nawa For all those rich people ooo. I went to see a frend from a very rich family. The maid approached me & asked. MAID: What would u like to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee? ME: Tea pls. MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea, bush tea or green tea? ME: Ceylon tea pls. MAID: how do u want it, black or white? ME: White. ... MAID: Milk or fresh cream? ME: With milk. MAID: Goat milk or cow milk? ME: Cow’s milk. MAID: Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow? ME: Uhm, lemme go with d freezeland cow. MAID: Would u like it with sweetner, sugar or honey? ME: Sugar. MAID: Bee sugar or cane sugar? ME: Cane sugar MAID: White, brown or yellow sugar? ME: Abeg, forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water... MAID: Mineral, tap or distilled water? ME: Mineral water. MAID: flavored or non flavored? ME: Infact get me an empty glass! MAID: Do you want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug? ME: Abeg, free me, I go swallow my spit..... lol |
| Re: Why I Stopped Visiting My Rich Friends. by Nobody: 12:59am On Aug 21, 2016 |
So funny |
| Re: Why I Stopped Visiting My Rich Friends. by Nobody: 1:20am On Aug 21, 2016 |
Mrphantom99:So old Sha. Like really old.... Methuselah kinda old ![]() |
| Re: Why I Stopped Visiting My Rich Friends. by Nobody: 1:38am On Aug 21, 2016 |
stale! Nexxxxt! |
| Re: Why I Stopped Visiting My Rich Friends. by ogtavia(m): 2:37am On Aug 21, 2016 |
Budweiser:killed it dude |
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