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| 15 Types Of Pastors You Will See In Nigeria by iaminspired(op): 1:00pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
There are thousands of churches in Nigeria and their pastors all differ in character, dressing and what they preach about. While some Nigerian pastors are concerned about leading sinners to Christ, others are more interested in making money. Nigerians are a very religious set of people and a good number of them ‘worship’ their pastors. If their pastor asks them to eat grass for healing, they would willingly do so. Just like the saying, different strokes for different folks, Nigerian pastors have different things that appeal to them and act in different ways. Below are the types of pastors you will find in Nigeria. 1. The prayer warriors: These pastors can pray from morning till morning. They are always having one prayer conference or the other. All their enemies have to die by fire. 2. The political ones: These ones talk more about politics than the word. They always show themselves during the election period. They mingle and dine with politicians. They are in the news for more political issues that things that have to do with the church. 3. The funky ones: By their dressing and actions, you shall know them. They wear designer suits, shoes, wristwatches and drive the latest cars. 4. The businessmen: These set of pastors are billionaires who own a vast business empire worth billions of naira. They own schools, manufacturing companies and are unapologetic about their material wealth. 5. The prophets: These ones always have one prophecy or the other. They claim to see everything before it happens, from bomb blasts, to deaths and every evil thing you can think of. 6. The silent ones: They don’t shout while preaching, rather, they talk quietly. They are hardly ever in the news. They rarely make public speeches. 7. The money chasers: These ones became pastors just to make money. They always find a way of milking their congregants. Their sermons are always about giving. 8. The leaders: These ones push their congregants to be leaders in the the world 9. The grammarians: These ones can speak grammar. Sure, some of the church members would be checking the dictionary to understand what the pastor is saying. 10. The miracle workers: Nigerians, especially women are always looking for one miracle or the other and they would rush to any church where they hear the pastor is powerful. Most of these pastors make a lot of money from their followers who would pay any amount for miracle whether its from God or not. 11. The ones who assault their members: Some Nigerian pastors sleep with their members in the name of deliverance 12. The ones who get their powers from God knows where: We’ve heard stories of pastors getting powers from evil sources which they use to conduct miracles and deceive gullible Nigerians. 13. The holier than thou: These ones are holier than Jesus himself. They would condemn everything from dressing, to make up, to hairstyle. Everything is a sin to them 14. The ones who have like five members: Their congregants are members of their family. 15. The poor ones: Some pastors are enjoying the good life while others can barely feed themselves. Which one of these types is your pastor? Source naij https://www.naij.com/800705-15-types-pastors-will-see-nigeria-no-10-common.html |
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| Re: 15 Types Of Pastors You Will See In Nigeria by Tolexander: 1:03pm On Aug 21, 2016*. Modified: 6:27pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
iaminspired:Rev Olukoya of Mountain of Fire 2. The political ones: These ones talk more about politics than the word. They always show themselves during the election period. They mingle and dine with politicians. They are in the news for more political issues that things that have to do with the church.Pastor Tunde Bakare of Latter Rain 3. The funky ones: By their dressing and actions, you shall know them. They wear designer suits, shoes, wristwatches and drive the latest cars.Pastor Chris Oyakhilome of Believers Love world(Christ Embassy) 4. The businessmen: These set of pastors are billionaires who own a vast business empire worth billions of naira. They own schools, manufacturing companies and are unapologetic about their material wealth.Pastor David Oyedepo of Living Faith Church 5. The prophets: These ones always have one prophecy or the other. They claim to see everything before it happens, from bomb blasts, to deaths and every evil thing you can think of.Prophet TB Joshua of the Synagogue Church of all Nations 6. The silent ones: They don’t shout while preaching, rather, they talk quietly. They are hardly ever in the news. They rarely make public speeches.Pastor WF Kumuyi of Deeper Life Church 7. The money chasers: These ones became pastors just to make money. They always find a way of milking their congregants. Their sermons are always about giving.Pastor David Oyedepo again! 8. The leaders: These ones push their congregants to be leaders in the the worldRev Sam Adeyemi of Daystar Christian Center 9. The grammarians: These ones can speak grammar. Sure, some of the church members would be checking the dictionary to understand what the pastor is saying.Pastor Chris Okotie of Household of God Church 10. The miracle workers: Nigerians, especially women are always looking for one miracle or the other and they would rush to any church where they hear the pastor is powerful. Most of these pastors make a lot of money from their followers who would pay any amount for miracle whether its from God or not.Pastor Pastor E.A Adeboye of The Redeem Christian Church of God 11. The ones who assault their members: Some Nigerian pastors sleep with their members in the name of deliverancePastor Biodun Fatoyinbo of COZA 12. The ones who get their powers from God knows where: We’ve heard stories of pastors getting powers from evil sources which they use to conduct miracles and deceive gullible Nigerians.Pastor Iretiola Ajanaku of Christ Revival Victory Chapel International 13. The holier than thou: These ones are holier than Jesus himself. They would condemn everything from dressing, to make up, to hairstyle. Everything is a sin to themPastor Elijah O Abina of Gospel Faith Mission International 14. The ones who have like five members: Their congregants are members of their family.Pastor Olugbenga Apalara of Family of God Church 15. The poor ones: Some pastors are enjoying the good life while others can barely feed themselves.Pastor Ezedima Nnamdi of By Fire by Force Miracle center |
| Re: 15 Types Of Pastors You Will See In Nigeria by SweetieConstie(f): 1:24pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
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| Re: 15 Types Of Pastors You Will See In Nigeria by iaminspired(op): 1:50pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
Tolexander:Bros I fear you oooo. The leaders I think rev sam adeyemi falls in that group |
| Re: 15 Types Of Pastors You Will See In Nigeria by Tolexander: 1:54pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
iaminspired:you are damn right bro.  1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: 15 Types Of Pastors You Will See In Nigeria by littlemistress: 3:50pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
Tolexander:haaaa!! Tolexander!! all these analysis, only you know all these pastors & their individual church names. diaris God!! |
| Re: 15 Types Of Pastors You Will See In Nigeria by iaminspired(op): 3:56pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
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| Re: 15 Types Of Pastors You Will See In Nigeria by littlemistress: 4:07pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
[quote author=iaminspired post=48678965][/quote]what i do??  1 Like |
| Re: 15 Types Of Pastors You Will See In Nigeria by Tolexander: 6:35pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
littlemistress:don't mind me dear! I just see sey these pastors fit into the analysis ni o where lalasticlala, mynd44, Dominique and Obinoscopy self? |
| Re: 15 Types Of Pastors You Will See In Nigeria by iaminspired(op): 6:51pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
Tolexander:Tell them make them move am go front page Na. Today Na SUNDAY OOO |
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