₦airaland Forum

1. I started off from aba,with ifesinachi company...like a gentleman going to explore the FCT.

2. Travelling for about 3 hrs now,finished 5 novels already and yet we're still halfway the journey

3. Barely 5 hours now and the driver stopped at the lokoja eatery... And I was like? Are we in abuja yet?

4. Its 8pm and I heard som1 say we're in gwagwalada,abuja but yet driving for 1hr another picked to say we're still in gwagwalada

5. Finally, got to ifesinachi park in utako,met my friend who came to pick me,asked me when I left aba,told him 8am,he said we arrived early and I was like...

6. Riding in his cozy mercedes benz e350 clasic with AC on and the beautiful road lights along kubwa expressway and I was like...

6. Started off the next morning to garki market with my guy to buy something,meanwhile feeling the cozy environs of abuja and I was like...

We love Abuja. We love NIGERIA!!!

7. Going home alone,entered a taxi from garki ultra mordern mkt gate,meanwhile,he asked drop? I said ofcourse. Before na 'hang?' Entered the taxi and was watching a lady like...

8. Got to federal secretariate where I'll alight and the driver said your money is #200 sir...

9. When I tried explaining to the crowd what happened,they asked,u accepted to pay drop? I said yes.they insisted I should pay the #200 instead of the normal #50 and I was like...

10. And then I entered a bus going to kubwa,contemplating on how to manage the remaining #200 and other passengers were like...

11. And when I thought I was getting home,I didn't know the driver changed his destination mpape,meanwhile,I thought mpape was same as kubwa...I was observing like...

12. And then the driver shouted...mpape before light is his last bus stop,when I asked him whether we're getting to kubwa already? He said he's goin back to berger and I was like...

13. And then I told the driver am a newbie to abuja,he accepted to drop me at mpape junction freely,I stood waiting for a taxi like...

14. Entered a taxi going to kubwa,sat beside a sexy chick...

15. Feeling so ecstatic until she requested I pay for her T-fare when I #200 left with me..felt so...

16. Shamelessly gave the driver #200 for two and trekked the remaining distance. Went home like ...

Cc: lalasticlala. Please do the needful sir.

ROTFL

krissconnect:
Cc: lalasticlala. Please do the needful sir.

You are talking about yourself, a Nigerian, and you are using white pictures. I think it would have been better if you had used black pics.

Nice

lalasticlala:
You are talking about yourself, a Nigerian, and you are using white pictures. I think it would have been better if you had used black pics.

You're right sir,it would have been better but I couldn't get black pictures,got the pictures from google search.

lalasticlala:
You are talking about yourself, a Nigerian, and you are using white pictures. I think it would have been better if you had used black pics.

don't be racist. what's wrong with white pictures? we can recognize them,we are all human beings

yvelchstores:
don't be racist. what's wrong with white pictures? we can recognize them,we are all human beings

Now check this, someone makes a post about ''Divorce Cases In Nollywood'' and the person attaches pics of american celebrities instead of nollywood celebs, does it make sense?

yvelchstores:
don't be racist. what's wrong with white pictures? we can recognize them,we are all human beings

Is the Op white?

Keneking:
Is the Op white?

I added black pictures there too. I didn't calculate before making my post,was unaware of the rules.
Pardon lalasticlala sir.

'Lola'... I mean, 'Lol'

Lol... I can relate to most of these. Had to use Nokia/Google Maps before I got used to Abuja even then i still got lost.

lalasticlala:
Now check this, someone makes a post about ''Divorce Cases In Nollywood'' and the person attaches pics of american celebrities instead of nollywood celebs, does it make sense?

na typical Aba guy jawe Lala do d needful

You even get time reply the guy. Didn't he take pictures there in abuja? Abi na london him go way make am use stolen white people pictures?
I guess he just wants front page.,. Smalltin people go call lala

lalasticlala:
You are talking about yourself, a Nigerian, and you are using white pictures. I think it would have been better if you had used black pics.

YeA.... exact ish from Lagos to Abuja tooo.