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A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by Cathypeggy(op):
*A new element has been added to the PERIODIC TABLE:*
*Name: GIRL*
*Symbol: GL*
*Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.*
*PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:*
*1. Boils at any time,*
*2. Melts when handled* *with love and care.*
*3. Very bitter when mishandled.*
*CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:*
*1. Very reactive,*
*2. Highly unstable,*
*3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items.*
*NATURE:*
*1. Money reducing agent.*
*2. Volatile when left alone.*
*OCCURRENCE:*
*Mostly found in front of the mirrors.*
*Other properties includes:
*1. Reacts with MARY-K powder to form a sexy Opaque surface area.*
*2. Very Stable in the presence of I-Pad, Blackberry, and Galaxy Tabs.*
*3. Very Volatile when a corrosive element e.g Another Girl (AG) tries to take her BF by Substitution reaction.*
*4. Highly Unstable when the Half-Life of her Radioactive Dating reaches 30yrs.*
*5. Makes a happy POP sound when a Basic substance like Brazilian Hair or foreign element like GUCCI combines with her at a high temperature 100,000 degrees naira
Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by ojnnaco(m): 10:11am On Aug 27, 2016
I see. . . .

If this shiit makes front page, I will turn to Fulani herdsman and do the usual .



It doesn't even worth a back page .


so senseless and waste of thread ..
Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by Cathypeggy(op): 10:18am On Aug 27, 2016
ojnnaco:
I see. . . .

If this shiit makes front page, I will turn to Fulani herdsman and do the usual .



It doesn't even worth a back page .


so senseless and waste of thread ..
just like ur name abi? dey there make pant dey wear u.
Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by voiceoftruthNG: 10:26am On Aug 27, 2016
Yea! The Chemistry of womanology
Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by Nobody: 10:54am On Aug 27, 2016
grin



Men must be the worst element in new periodic table tongue
Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by youngkhid(m): 1:22pm On Aug 27, 2016
Cathypeggy:
*A new element has been added to the PERIODIC TABLE:*
*Name: GIRL*
*Symbol: GL*
*Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.*
*PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:*
*1. Boils at any time,*
*2. Melts when handled* *with love and care.*
*3. Very bitter when mishandled.*
*CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:*
*1. Very reactive,*
*2. Highly unstable,*
*3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items.*
*NATURE:*
*1. Money reducing agent.*
*2. Volatile when left alone.*
*OCCURRENCE:*
*Mostly found in front of the mirrors.*
*Other properties includes:
*1. Reacts with MARY-K powder to form a sexy Opaque surface area.*
*2. Very Stable in the presence of I-Pad, Blackberry, and Galaxy Tabs.*
*3. Very Volatile when a corrosive element e.g Another Girl (AG) tries to take her BF by Substitution reaction.*
*4. Highly Unstable when the Half-Life of her Radioactive Dating reaches 30yrs.*
*5. Makes a happy POP sound when a Basic substance like Brazilian Hair or foreign element like GUCCI combines with her at a high temperature 100,000 degrees naira
Girl u make sense
Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by ojnnaco(m): 4:18pm On Aug 27, 2016
Cathypeggy:
just like ur name abi? dey there make pant dey wear u.
I tire oooo.
Like say na final exams
Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by Cathypeggy(op): 6:27pm On Aug 28, 2016
youngkhid:
Girl u make sense
Thank u dear
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