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A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by Cathypeggy: 10:06am On Aug 27, 2016 |
*A new element has been added to the PERIODIC TABLE:* *Name: GIRL* *Symbol: GL* *Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.* *PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:* *1. Boils at any time,* *2. Melts when handled* *with love and care.* *3. Very bitter when mishandled.* *CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:* *1. Very reactive,* *2. Highly unstable,* *3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items.* *NATURE:* *1. Money reducing agent.* *2. Volatile when left alone.* *OCCURRENCE:* *Mostly found in front of the mirrors.* *Other properties includes: *1. Reacts with MARY-K powder to form a sexy Opaque surface area.* *2. Very Stable in the presence of I-Pad, Blackberry, and Galaxy Tabs.* *3. Very Volatile when a corrosive element e.g Another Girl (AG) tries to take her BF by Substitution reaction.* *4. Highly Unstable when the Half-Life of her Radioactive Dating reaches 30yrs.* *5. Makes a happy POP sound when a Basic substance like Brazilian Hair or foreign element like GUCCI combines with her at a high temperature 100,000 degrees naira 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by ojnnaco(m): 10:11am On Aug 27, 2016 |
I see. . . . If this shiit makes front page, I will turn to Fulani herdsman and do the usual . It doesn't even worth a back page . so senseless and waste of thread .. |
Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by Cathypeggy: 10:18am On Aug 27, 2016 |
ojnnaco:just like ur name abi? dey there make pant dey wear u. |
Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by voiceoftruthNG: 10:26am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Yea! The Chemistry of womanology |
Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by Nobody: 10:54am On Aug 27, 2016 |
Men must be the worst element in new periodic table |
Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by youngkhid(m): 1:22pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
Cathypeggy:Girl u make sense |
Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by ojnnaco(m): 4:18pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
Cathypeggy: I tire oooo. Like say na final exams |
Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by Cathypeggy: 6:27pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
youngkhid:Thank u dear |
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