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Ten Hilarious Mumu Facts ( Page 1) by iCraze6(op): 7:39pm On Aug 27, 2016
BROWNIE'S 10 MUMU FACTS (PAGE 1)

1-Only yoruba people remove their tops before
Fighting on Facebook

2-When "Sure" deodorant comes in contact with the
armpits of an Ibadan girl, it becomes "Uncertain”

3-The 2 most effective elements in preventing tooth
decay are calcium and zinc. Both of them are
found in sperm..so all the blow jobs lover.. Brownie cares.. 4-Igbo men who add "& sons" to their business
names are usually impotent.

5-Fat girls breathe in carbon dioxide while asleep.

6-People who gym with concrete blocks turn to dust
quicker when they die.

7-Drinking 2 buckets of paint can make your life
colorful.

8-It is only in NIGERIA you'll see 1 thief with a
"Toy Gun" Chasing 50 Police men holding real
Ak47

9-Research shows that people smell like
Amala.

10- Farting helps reduce high blood pressure.

For more fact
Click on this link n like my Facebook page for more funny updates with Brownie

Facebook.com/icraze6

Whatsapp: +2348133991466

Share with a friend n page 2 coming sooner
Re: Ten Hilarious Mumu Facts ( Page 1) by Donald3d(m): 7:50pm On Aug 27, 2016
iCraze6:
BROWNIE'S 10 MUMU FACTS (PAGE 1)

1-Only yoruba people remove their tops before
Fighting on Facebook

2-When "Sure" deodorant comes in contact with the
armpits of an Ibadan girl, it becomes "Uncertain”

3-The 2 most effective elements in preventing tooth
decay are calcium and zinc. Both of them are
found in sperm..so all the blow jobs lover.. Brownie cares.. 4-Igbo men who add "& sons" to their business
names are usually impotent.

5-Fat girls breathe in carbon dioxide while asleep.

6-People who gym with concrete blocks turn to dust
quicker when they die.

7-Drinking 2 buckets of paint can make your life
colorful.

8-It is only in NIGERIA you'll see 1 thief with a
"Toy Gun" Chasing 50 Police men holding real
Ak47

9-Research shows that people smell like
Amala.

10- Farting helps reduce high blood pressure.

For more fact
Click on this link n like my Facebook page for more funny updates with Brownie

Facebook.com/icraze6

Whatsapp: +2348133991466

Share with a friend n page 2 coming sooner
people smell like amala grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Ten Hilarious Mumu Facts ( Page 1) by Disneylady(f): 7:59pm On Aug 27, 2016
Op you are one crazy dude, really?!
Nos 1,2,7 and 8 got me

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

You don tear my belle with laughter
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