Farting can reduce high blood pressure

Drinking someone urine when u re drunk can cure hangover

Any girl that go to public swimming pool during her menstrual period is a WITCH

Only igbo men keep mirror in their wallet to double their money

Bathing with dettol immediately affter skin to skin sexual intercourse is still PROTECTED SEX

A typical youruba man will remove his shirt nad break a bottle befor a tweetfight

Dying has bn discovered to be the main cause of death worldwide

When "Sure" deodorant comes in contact with the armpits of an Ibadan girl, it becomes "Uncertain”

If you swallow half tablet of panadol when you having headache, only the right side of your head would stop paining you.

80% of Cases in a Calabar Hospital are of Broken or Fractured Penis.

Unilag babes can knack for cheese balls or noreos biscuit.

Debtors Rarely Update their PM Or Change Dps on BBM or whatsapp.

Study shows that 80% of men dip their hands into their boxers just before they sleep at night, the remaining 20% don't wear boxers.

The Darkest person in Nigeria is An Albino in Ghana.

Yoruba People don't have "H" in their alphabets.

Yoruba primary school children take AGBO to school in their water bottles.

Iphones 6,6s,and 6 plus user have an addiction for mirror pictures.

Yoruba men moan and shout when giving Head.

99.99% of girls can breakup with their boyfriend if their celebrity crush ask them out.

50 % of Yoruba men scream "Jor o, Jor o, jor oh" during sex.the other 50% scream "e' gba mi o"

419 has bn added to oxford dictionary 10th edition

Its impossible to see an albino smiling in the afternoon

Too many tribal marks hinders progress

Dbanj is star in nigeria but an upcoming artist in US

If u break banky w head u will see anoda head inside

Only igbo men save already used condom for reuse just to save money

A typical ibadan babe can stay 4 months with brushing her teeth

Fat girls snore even when they are awake

Hausa man masturbate using various s*x position

Mouth odour can cause misccarriage

To prevent early Ejaculation during S*x, Sing Different "Gospel Songs + Praise and Worship" in your Mind.

Typical aboki man msturbate with palm oil

Applying "Aboniki Balm" twice a day on your Penis/Boobs helps Increase the Size.

In the Olden Days, Doctors Hire Men with Long Penis For Abortion.


calabar girls masturbate wit yam or pestle.

A Typical Igbo man will do anything to be potbellied because he believes it's a sign of good living

No Nigerian can pay to download Anything on the internet. They Go for what's Free.

Monkeys Masturbate in Kenya.

Insecticide and tear gas made in nigeria re mostly produce with mouth odour nd body odour of a yoruba market woman

Unilag Girls won't mind buying a brazilian Girl's pubic hair as long as it's Brazilian.

Washing your p**sy with "Petrol" will increase its tightness.

Yoruba girls wash and dry their sanitary Pads so they can re-use it

No mad albino in the world

No dwarf albino in the world

No dwarf mad man

Girls who their name starts with J re promiscious

No fat lady bearing the name sikiratu

No slim lady bearing the name iyabo

,but why bash Yoruba people?

,but d bashing of Yoruba people was too much na.O gini?

lord i love dis guy...u mumu buh na blessing in disguise

#faint
the 80% guys who dip their hands into their boxers is very very correct Lmao

#evidencerightnow# choi

hahahah...but trust me most things he said abt yoruba pple here might sound funny but they are true..
i aint hating

Unilag babes can knack for cheese balls or noreos biscuit.


Unilag Girls won't mind buying a brazilian Girl's pubic hair as long as it's Brazilian.


Loooooools

hausa can masturbate with palm oil.... .

;Dlaugh wan kee me

About Ibo men, i concur. The average ibo man believes that pot belly is a sign of being wealthy. Lol.

midehi2:



#faint

the 80% guys who dip their hands into their boxers is very very correct
Lmao


#evidencerightnow# choi

choi you r wit him i guess Hope u hlpd him out of his misery.

Btw check out ma signature. Nid ur total support. Tanx..
Goodmornin coco

FOllow bck

In nigerian movie a father advice his children and cough 3 times before he dies.dnt argue,its in our constitutution.

drexel39:
Farting can reduce high blood pressure

Drinking someone urine when u re drunk can cure hangover

Any girl that go to public swimming pool during her menstrual period is a WITCH

Only igbo men keep mirror in their wallet to double their money

Bathing with dettol immediately affter skin to skin sexual intercourse is still PROTECTED SEX

A typical youruba man will remove his shirt nad break a bottle befor a tweetfight

Dying has bn discovered to be the main cause of death worldwide

When "Sure" deodorant comes in contact with the armpits of an Ibadan girl, it becomes "Uncertain”

If you swallow half tablet of panadol when you having headache, only the right side of your head would stop paining you.

80% of Cases in a Calabar Hospital are of Broken or Fractured Penis.

Unilag babes can knack for cheese balls or noreos biscuit.

Debtors Rarely Update their PM Or Change Dps on BBM or whatsapp.

Study shows that 80% of men dip their hands into their boxers just before they sleep at night, the remaining 20% don't wear boxers.

The Darkest person in Nigeria is An Albino in Ghana.

Yoruba People don't have "H" in their alphabets.

Yoruba primary school children take AGBO to school in their water bottles.

Iphones 6,6s,and 6 plus user have an addiction for mirror pictures.

Yoruba men moan and shout when giving Head.

99.99% of girls can breakup with their boyfriend if their celebrity crush ask them out.

50 % of Yoruba men scream "Jor o, Jor o, jor oh" during sex.the other 50% scream "e' gba mi o"

419 has bn added to oxford dictionary 10th edition

Its impossible to see an albino smiling in the afternoon

Too many tribal marks hinders progress

Dbanj is star in nigeria but an upcoming artist in US

If u break banky w head u will see anoda head inside

Only igbo men save already used condom for reuse just to save money

A typical ibadan babe can stay 4 months with brushing her teeth

Fat girls snore even when they are awake

Hausa man masturbate using various s*x position

Mouth odour can cause misccarriage

To prevent early Ejaculation during S*x, Sing Different "Gospel Songs + Praise and Worship" in your Mind.

Typical aboki man msturbate with palm oil

Applying "Aboniki Balm" twice a day on your Penis/Boobs helps Increase the Size.

In the Olden Days, Doctors Hire Men with Long Penis For Abortion.


calabar girls masturbate wit yam or pestle.

A Typical Igbo man will do anything to be potbellied because he believes it's a sign of good living

No Nigerian can pay to download Anything on the internet. They Go for what's Free.

Monkeys Masturbate in Kenya.

Insecticide and tear gas made in nigeria re mostly produce with mouth odour nd body odour of a yoruba market woman

Unilag Girls won't mind buying a brazilian Girl's pubic hair as long as it's Brazilian.

Washing your p**sy with "Petrol" will increase its tightness.

Yoruba girls wash and dry their sanitary Pads so they can re-use it

No mad albino in the world

No dwarf albino in the world

No dwarf mad man

Girls who their name starts with J re promiscious

No fat lady bearing the name sikiratu

No slim lady bearing the name iyabo

If you swallow your pride,you won't die

Cc: lalasticlala, Mynd44, Ishilove
Smellymouth

7inches:
hahahah...but trust me most things he said abt yoruba pple here might sound funny but they are true..
i aint hating

same here