₦airaland Forum

1) After they have runz all appropriate quarters, pay respect to the Godfathers,hired thugs for ballot snatching and shared some bags of rice before the elections.. Yes everything is set !!!

bring it on

2) They go the traditional way to receive blessings from the traditional religion

Pu$$¥

3) They Go to CHURCH AND mosques again to balance the equation

Lol

That moment when the current incompetent administration will lose 2019 Election. they will be like. . . .


we for RIG am ooooooo!
we for no follow GEJ free and fair Election.

4) They will start active and serious campaign across the street, distributing groundnut oil, rice, handbands and make promises of 24 hours light,good roads,clean water,free wireless and many more

following

5) some how, some how.. They win first term. Time to party .. the plans worked

Gej till 2019

Mr. free and fair election.

Buhari till 201?

GEJ hero of democracy

My ambition is not worth the blood of any Nigerian!

God bless you sir

6) They go to appreciate their fathers and of course they do not go alone..

7) they and their wives during first term.. meanwhile 2nd term is fast approaching

8 ) Second term is approaching, i will use the tactics i used during first term.. a few fake promises, few thugs and some money for the people and bags of rice for the masses.

9) Then the questions start, opposition merges and serious scrutiny starts

sir what have you done in the power sector for four years

SIr, what about education, employment and infrastructure..what have you done so far ??

TheManfromKenya:
3) They Go to CHURCH AND mosques again to balance the equation

goodluck beta go collect ur money from that bling bling pastor

Ok sir, what have you done concerning sports.. ??/

no too...

what of your hometown sir ??

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When the questions started rolling in, he became President "I will do", as Rotimi Amaechi rightly opined.

I will fight corruption in my 2nd term.
I will provide electricity by 2019.
I will repair refineries by 2018.
I will provide jobs by 2019.

Ogbeni, what did you achieve in 5 years?

Hmmmm!

I will do...

You are fired!

Then they start reading the wicked comments on twitter and trends like somebody must go.. they start reading criticms of their govt on newspapers and nairaland and the opposition clamouring for the people to vote them out..

THEY asking what exactly did i do to this people sef ??.. This rice and oil is not working oh..

Then they start thinking of every possible way to win back the voters

Then they start listening to suggestions from every corner. FRom old and young..


Most of the suggestions are very stupid and unimplementable as they surrond themselves with stupid advisers..

Hilarious! Hope the present government doesn't pass through this same sequence. People will be more brutal with them

AND THEN someone tells them to bring more money for some quarters and quarters.. meanwhile.. election is only two weeks away

When you have been elected president after boycotting presidential debates and realise that you have no clue on how to achieve your bogus promises

https://www.36ng.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/buh-prayer.jpg




And your followers discovers that they have been scammed

https://newswirengr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Buhari-Bows.jpg

then someone suggests one kind of bam idea to them and they are like " that is the key"... this should work