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OP leave GEJ alone

The man try na Haba!. What else do you want?

Una don faya ham, he don return back jejeli to hin village. Wetin una want again.

Lolzzzzzzz.... My Jona

They start making threats upon threats of what will happen to the country if they leave

Election day finally comes and they are moody and thinking throughout the elections

After that,they form militants.

prayer mood activated

Results start coming in and they listen with all attention

during election, someone starts disrupting results compilation or someone says they are winning already.. why not wait first ?

lemme die before you bury me naw

when they hear the results of four states from a particular region.. it is finished

power is gone..

.. then they start asking people what exactly happen.

they and their god fathers and allies after the results is annnounced..

.. they start thinking how all the money they have wasted on campaign, the probe the new govt will probe them and how they wouldnt be able to embezzle money again

Then they start famzing the winner .... NO be me go go jail..

STill famzing the winner

untilll that they get a call to show up in ASO rock

Op! You did not add the famous phone call he made to the winner

and he has to start explaining himself and how he spent the last four years in office

he is still questioning them.

at first , they will be laughing.. then face go change

we dont knw the next phase now.


compiled by themanfrom kenyan..


head, NAIRALAND watchdogs and lie busters clinic ..

meanwhile, they nd the wife now

before election

after election

cc the mods abeg

rosieflower2:
Lolzzzzzzz.... My Jona

pls who are the moderators here... So they can push this to front page

rosieflower2:
Lolzzzzzzz.... My Jona

pls who are the moderators here... So they can push this to front page

Ur thread is not even catchy,it will never hit front page self,it will be archived by d mods coz it lacks decorum and it's senselessly filled with myopic hate

OP keep coming, very interesting.

ds op rocks

op rocks

this op has no sense the elected one that is fighting corruption and dragged economy to the mud what do you say about that whatever you say or they paid you to do will not change the fact that the dullard from daura has no good plan for Nigeria. so go and do something meaningful with your pathetic life

This OP sef

*yawns* This is as boring as they come. Op, you need to upgrade your jokes.

And I'm not a politician.