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Hmmmm....
100 naira bread is now 120

Can we kill e-rats also?

u wan be hitman for men abi rodents?why not treat this rats and export them to europe cuz in europe rats are pets and they cost a fortune oooo...1 rat is about 30eurs oooo and it depends on the origin some even cost as much as 100euros..anyways no time jejeli walks outta thread.

geostrata:


see big business...i just hope e-rats are included!!!

The price of rat will soon go up with dollars

Ghen-ghen!..i'll make big money out of this!

Awww I can't kill the rats in our house, they've become family . They'll be sad to hear that their cousins in Lagos will soon be killed

This period wey people dey look for money na una introduce this kind thing... You go begin see two able youths dey pursue rat for street dey shout "na me first see the rat, na my own".... God help us o. Another job opportunity for youths, na only God go help us for this Buhari period cause the kind job opportunities wey dem dey push to youths is something else. From rat killers to masquerade dressers... Oluwa wagba o..

I think I should start rearing rats.

Where those my roommates wey no dey gree me sleep for nite, always nesting here and there, una days are numbered.

I dey come, make I go buy rat gum for una

Lol rat must die

CHAI! THANKS 4 THE INFO, LEMME QUICKLY CALL ME BENIN EX GIRLFRIEND IN LAGOS THAT LIKES CHANGING TO RAT B4 DEM DO MISTAKE ADD HER TO THE ERADICATION TEAM

Big job for the youth,Naijabet man say so

biddieluvzyaho:
Haaaaa,a beg,where them rats dey....let's go make some money

See her. As if she can kill rats.. Yinmu

Livefreeordieha:
u wan be hitman for men abi rodents?why not treat this rats and export them to europe cuz in europe rats are pets and they cost a fortune oooo...1 rat is about 30eurs oooo and it depends on the origin some even cost as much as 100euros..anyways no time jejeli walks outta thread.

Nigeria rats are not pet but destroyers, Naijabet man say so

geostrata:

Are u a geologist

Wonder what will be their profit. It is a laudable program, though

ajalawole:
hmmmmmmmmmmm.... We need to ask, what will those dead rats be used for

For suya. As to read don tire you.

biddieluvzyaho:
Haaaaa,a beg,where them rats dey....let's go make some money

u way de fear rat.

Thank God i have seen a job

JaneyBlingx:
Awww I can't kill the rats in our house, they've become family . They'll be sad to hear that their cousins in Lagos will soon be killed

Can I pay you a visit? Just to see your family members, especially the rodent members. *puts otapiapia in my traveling bag* . Waiting for your reply, urgently

nonjebose:
Can I pay you a visit? Just to see your family members, especially the rodent members. *puts otapiapia in my traveling bag* . Waiting for your reply, urgently

I think you are evil and I shall protect my rats from the likes of you * puts rats in the car and drives off to a land far far away*

geostrata:

Are u a geologist

make dem enta jand first dem dem sef go adjust come dey wear winter jacket ,speak phonetics ,drink milk and chao makaroni..lol

sportman117:
Nigeria rats are not pet but destroyers, Naijabet man say so

Dem carry network marketing inside rat killing sef. There is God oooo .

APC: masquerade jobs,rat killing jobs.... ngeneukweunu how far na?

ayusco85:
Are u a geologist

am a geologist to ni gist!!!

You funny ooooooh
HABA

Rapmoney:
So Lagos boys wan shift from online betting and Baba Ijebu to rat hunting?

The fastest way to get rid of rats is by purchasing some good fat cats...doz ones wey look like winch! Na just say we too dey label cats as winch for Naija!

I had a bushy plot of land at the back of my house some years back, the rats that were coming from the land to invade my house were as big as small goats! I just go buy 2 big fat cats wey look like doz winch cats wey dey piss for Nepa transformer make e blow. I come keep dem for 24 hours make hunger waya dem. Na so I throw dem inside the fenced land...very few rats survived to tell the story!

i will give you 10 fat rats for 12k last.

Oya Lagosians liberation don come for this Economic recession get as much rats as you can if una no sabi arrest Rat call TIV people to do the Job.

Rapmoney:
So Lagos boys wan shift from online betting and Baba Ijebu to rat hunting?

The fastest way to get rid of rats is by purchasing some good fat cats...doz ones wey look like winch! Na just say we too dey label cats as winch for Naija!

I had a bushy plot of land at the back of my house some years back, the rats that were coming from the land to invade my house were as big as small goats! I just go buy 2 big fat cats wey look like doz winch cats wey dey piss for Nepa transformer make e blow. I come keep dem for 24 hours make hunger waya dem. Na so I throw dem inside the fenced land...very few rats survived to tell the story!

This guy wan use laugh kill me, being laughing very hard in d office so tey my colleagues dey look say wetin dey do me.

Thanks for making me hard this afternoon!!

another avenue to chop money by officials. payments for the same rats over and over. I remember the days of bird flu, even none farmers collected compensation. Naijaaaaaa