Rapmoney:
So Lagos boys wan shift from online betting and Baba Ijebu to rat hunting?

The fastest way to get rid of rats is by purchasing some good fat cats...doz ones wey look like winch! Na just say we too dey label cats as winch for Naija!

I had a bushy plot of land at the back of my house some years back, the rats that were coming from the land to invade my house were as big as small goats! I just go buy 2 big fat cats wey look like doz winch cats wey dey piss for Nepa transformer make e blow. I come keep dem for 24 hours make hunger waya dem. Na so I throw dem inside the fenced land...very few rats survived to tell the story!

Guy, u just gave me a hard hard laugh nw. Being laughing ever since i read this comment of yours such that my colleagues in the office were almost confused.

Thanks for making laugh this hard today. I had to reread it over again. Lols

JaneyBlingx:
Awww I can't kill the rats in our house, they've become family . They'll be sad to hear that their cousins in Lagos will soon be killed

Funny you

Vanillaskin:
Where those my roommates wey no dey gree me sleep for nite, always nesting here and there, una days are numbered.

I dey come, make I go buy rat gum for una

Roommates u said? Chisos

;DThieves will no longer ask you for money when they come to your house now. They will be like " the rats or your life".

ayusco85:


Roommates u said? Chisos

Yes, what do you call someone who lives with you and eats your food?
They are almost like family
But now they gotta go

'operation rat smile'

Rat full my compound ooo kai see opotunity

Vanillaskin:
Yes, what do you call someone who lives with you and eats your food? They are almost like family But now they gotta go

Lol. Issoraite. When they bite off your legs u go know say no be family them be

geostrata:
am a geologist to ni gist!!!

Wat u saying

Rapmoney:
So Lagos boys wan shift from online betting and Baba Ijebu to rat hunting?

The fastest way to get rid of rats is by purchasing some good fat cats...doz ones wey look like winch! Na just say we too dey label cats as winch for Naija!

I had a bushy plot of land at the back of my house some years back, the rats that were coming from the land to invade my house were as big as small goats! I just go buy 2 big fat cats wey look like doz winch cats wey dey piss for Nepa transformer make e blow. I come keep dem for 24 hours make hunger waya dem. Na so I throw dem inside the fenced land...very few rats survived to tell the story!

lagos rats fears nobody,dem no dey run

ayusco85:


Lol. Issoraite. When they bite off your legs u go know say no be family them be

And if you believed that, you'll believe I saw a unicorn this morning named Buhari, taking a piss on Third Mainland Bridge

Dronedude:
I hope this wont incite people to start raring rats only to exchange for an undisclosed sum of money in the future. Nice iodea but critical thinking and analysis would have been carried out considering the dwindling state of the economy.

exactly what I was about to say... Naija people are hustlers o, they'll start rearing rats

ayusco85:


Wat u saying

ama geologist

Vanillaskin:

And if you believed that, you'll believe I saw a unicorn this morning named Buhari, taking a piss on Third Mainland Bridge

Trust me they bite people's legs or fingers. Also hide Ur certificates, that their favorite food

ajalawole:
hmmmmmmmmmmm.... We need to ask, what will those dead rats be used for

Corned beef. This is the time to stop buying meat in tins

JaneyBlingx:


I think you are evil and I shall protect my rats from the likes of you * puts rats in the car and drives off to a land far far away*

Hahahah, are you afraid? Make sure you are nowhere near lagos!!! You're carrying valuable commodity. You might leave them permanently inside that bag.

come to Unilorin hostel, chai, you will see rat ehn, Na here I know say student dey loose weight and the reverse for those rats......then big ehn

Dronedude:
I hope this wont incite people to start raring rats only to exchange for an undisclosed sum of money in the future. Nice iodea but critical thinking and analysis would have been carried out considering the dwindling state of the economy.

you've got a valid point bro.

Vanillaskin:
Yes, what do you call someone who lives with you and eats your food? They are almost like family But now they gotta go

babe you funny die

Kill wetin....dey js opend a new rat breeding business

killing rat mode activate...... and work start with immediate effect.

Rapmoney:
So Lagos boys wan shift from online betting and Baba Ijebu to rat hunting?

The fastest way to get rid of rats is by purchasing some good fat cats...doz ones wey look like winch! Na just say we too dey label cats as winch for Naija!

I had a bushy plot of land at the back of my house some years back, the rats that were coming from the land to invade my house were as big as small goats! I just go buy 2 big fat cats wey look like doz winch cats wey dey piss for Nepa transformer make e blow. I come keep dem for 24 hours make hunger waya dem. Na so I throw dem inside the fenced land...very few rats survived to tell the story!

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guy you funny shal.

yomz1e:
Those rat pie sellers will now hike up their price.. And blame Buhari too

before october all the rats wia de lag go migrate enter Ghana

Lol

Cheneke nna emegowa nwaogbonye ezegge. Please all should endeavour to contact me for, rat traps (both metal and plastic cage) gum catcher, kill and dry rat poison medicine etc all in bulk , sold at affordable rate. Only whatapp 07033079297 or email stanzingerzy@gmail.com

I just hope the 'cobra effect' thingy won't repeat itself here..