Obiomon:
Yu guys are saying it can't happenb in nigeria or am I the only one seeing the number she gave him!

Me too, good morning.

Nice one .. ,and funny..
Who r those saying it can't happen in Nigeria, can't u see d nos she dropped is 0805 ( a glo No's).

Tokziby:


Did u actually read the post or u just make up ur own? Can u kindly read it again, and check where 4-2 was written in the message above? He said messi chipped Manuel Neuer, if u can still remember that Boateng disgrace by Messi last year? That was where he chipped Neuer. And the 1-1 he was referring to was the daylight robbery by Uefalona in 2009 2nd leg semi-final that Iniesta scored at the dying minutes at Stamford Bridge officiated by that Devil man called Tom Henning Ovrebo... so he is 100% correct.

Got It Nw. Misundastood The Semantics

Tokziby:


Did u actually read the post or u just make up ur own? Can u kindly read it again, and check where 4-2 was written in the message above? He said messi chipped Manuel Neuer, if u can still remember that Boateng disgrace by Messi last year? That was where he chipped Neuer. And the 1-1 he was referring to was the daylight robbery by Uefalona in 2009 2nd leg semi-final that Iniesta scored at the dying minutes at Stamford Bridge officiated by that Devil man called Tom Henning Ovrebo... so he is 100% correct.

You are obviously a Chelsea fan.... I rep blues too

jaymejate:
This no happen for naija... If na naija bae, dem go finish you kkkkkkk

So na European babe dey use 0805 phone number abi?

stylochime:
Wait A Minute... Messi Chiped Neuer And Dat Was All It Took 4 Barca 2 Oust Chelsea And Go Ahead 2 Win D Champions League? Hmmmmmm

Thank God say keeping up with the Kardashians don distract girls from football,if not the girl for don burst hin bubble.

LIEEEEEEEE........this Girl is not Nigerian......where's his 6 cars

WinningSun:
it is even hard to hold an intelligent discussion with normal babe not to talk of speaking in metaphor. me think all intelligent babes in naija are on NL.

so so correct. I end up vexed anytime i chat wit lotta babes.

Fake conversation.

Modsenemy:
This chyker deserves the Grammy, headies, ballon d'or e.t.c lol .



Lalasticlala Dominique Mynd44 comman learn how to ask a lady out

Am very sure dis nr b 9ja cos like 80% of gals 4 here have no clue of dose names aside messi!

stylochime:
Wait A Minute... Messi Chiped Neuer And Dat Was All It Took 4 Barca 2 Oust Chelsea And Go Ahead 2 Win D Champions League? Hmmmmmm

Obviously, the babe too no sabi football. The guy bleeped up there too. But all the same, the end justify the means. He has gotten her number and that's all that matters!

jaymejate:
This no happen for naija... If na naija bae, dem go finish you kkkkkkk

The number starts with 0805 glo number,Nigeria got talent. This is really cracking me up

Toluwani111:
We too get brain for 9ja1

But we hardly use our brains for something productive. We mostly use our jokes and caricature.

Badgers14:
This guys luck was that the babe in question understands soccer to make sense of his references otherwise she would have blocked him after the goal post and strikers reference

Even if the lady knows nothing abouh football, the guy already got her attention with his perfect sense of humor. So wtf u saying?

stylochime:
Wait A Minute... Messi Chiped Neuer And Dat Was All It Took 4 Barca 2 Oust Chelsea And Go Ahead 2 Win D Champions League? Hmmmmmm

Noooooo
He was referring to the 1-1 that year when Essien scored for us (Chelsea).
Thunder fire Iniesta

OlajumokeBread:
Every woman do have a price tag

no matter d price, there is always a guy fvckin her for free.

jaymejate:
This no happen for naija... If na naija bae, dem go finish you kkkkkkk

eye dey pain u...u no see d digits

I smell bullsheet

jaymejate:
This no happen for naija... If na naija bae, dem go finish you kkkkkkk

You cant get a naija babe with this trick as most of dem prefer watching all those wack philipean films,keepin' up with d k'dashian and co... As for me any naija girl who watches futball is BAE!

BoboFashion:

Me too, good morning.

good evening

Obiomon:
good evening

Evening kwa, abeg which country u dey?

jaymejate:
This no happen for naija... If na naija bae, dem go finish you kkkkkkk

Òmò that na naija glo line

Modsenemy:
This chyker deserves the Grammy, headies, ballon d'or e.t.c lol .



Lalasticlala Dominique Mynd44 comman learn how to ask a lady out

Where is the photo?

Army robber, Ole, gbewiri

Army robber, Ole, Gbewiri

There is no hard or fast rule to get a woman to like you. Just be real and confident, grow some balls. Don't be afraid of letting her know you like her, then let it be her decision to reciprocate the likeness. If she doesn't like you back, move the hell on with your life to a prettier woman. Read her body language and move in for the kill. Nice guys don't finish last.

OgidiOlu3:
Ridiculous. Just like that? "I'm free this weekend"? Who does that?

As in I can't be this stupid

BoboFashion:

Evening kwa, abeg which country u dey?

italy

jaymejate:
This no happen for naija... If na naija bae, dem go finish you kkkkkkk

Without much of a brain what do you expect them to say(I mean the brainless ones). Do thy know any of the names in the chat? LOL.

Obiomon:
italy

Wow! U must be an Edo babe nah

Modsenemy:


Lol, I didn't create the pix

OK. I also wish to play football on your field. Permit me to send Free kick (pm) to your net.