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Re: LOL: See How He Asked Her Out With Football Tactics (photos) by BoboFashion(m): 7:57am On Sep 03, 2016
Obiomon:
Yu guys are saying it can't happenb in nigeria or am I the only one seeing the number she gave him!

Me too, good morning.
Re: LOL: See How He Asked Her Out With Football Tactics (photos) by seyluv(f): 7:57am On Sep 03, 2016
Nice one .. ,and funny..
Who r those saying it can't happen in Nigeria, can't u see d nos she dropped is 0805 ( a glo No's).
Re: LOL: See How He Asked Her Out With Football Tactics (photos) by stylochime: 7:57am On Sep 03, 2016
Tokziby:


Did u actually read the post or u just make up ur own? Can u kindly read it again, and check where 4-2 was written in the message above? He said messi chipped Manuel Neuer, if u can still remember that Boateng disgrace by Messi last year? That was where he chipped Neuer. And the 1-1 he was referring to was the daylight robbery by Uefalona in 2009 2nd leg semi-final that Iniesta scored at the dying minutes at Stamford Bridge officiated by that Devil man called Tom Henning Ovrebo... so he is 100% correct.
Got It Nw. Misundastood The Semantics
Re: LOL: See How He Asked Her Out With Football Tactics (photos) by Mexyz(m): 8:07am On Sep 03, 2016
Tokziby:


Did u actually read the post or u just make up ur own? Can u kindly read it again, and check where 4-2 was written in the message above? He said messi chipped Manuel Neuer, if u can still remember that Boateng disgrace by Messi last year? That was where he chipped Neuer. And the 1-1 he was referring to was the daylight robbery by Uefalona in 2009 2nd leg semi-final that Iniesta scored at the dying minutes at Stamford Bridge officiated by that Devil man called Tom Henning Ovrebo... so he is 100% correct.
You are obviously a Chelsea fan.... I rep blues too
Re: LOL: See How He Asked Her Out With Football Tactics (photos) by danjaba(m): 8:08am On Sep 03, 2016
jaymejate:
This no happen for naija... If na naija bae, dem go finish you kkkkkkk


So na European babe dey use 0805 phone number abi?
Re: LOL: See How He Asked Her Out With Football Tactics (photos) by bayinq25(m): 8:09am On Sep 03, 2016
stylochime:
Wait A Minute... Messi Chiped Neuer And Dat Was All It Took 4 Barca 2 Oust Chelsea And Go Ahead 2 Win D Champions League? Hmmmmmm
Thank God say keeping up with the Kardashians don distract girls from football,if not the girl for don burst hin bubble.
Re: LOL: See How He Asked Her Out With Football Tactics (photos) by RaphaelOjefo: 8:09am On Sep 03, 2016
LIEEEEEEEE........this Girl is not Nigerian......where's his 6 cars
Re: LOL: See How He Asked Her Out With Football Tactics (photos) by MrHighSea: 8:14am On Sep 03, 2016
WinningSun:
it is even hard to hold an intelligent discussion with normal babe not to talk of speaking in metaphor. me think all intelligent babes in naija are on NL.
so so correct. I end up vexed anytime i chat wit lotta babes.
Re: LOL: See How He Asked Her Out With Football Tactics (photos) by Enyimbamercedes: 8:20am On Sep 03, 2016
Fake conversation.
Re: LOL: See How He Asked Her Out With Football Tactics (photos) by Raymondreigns(m): 8:23am On Sep 03, 2016
Modsenemy:
This chyker deserves the Grammy, headies, ballon d'or e.t.c lol .



Lalasticlala Dominique Mynd44 comman learn how to ask a lady out kiss

Am very sure dis nr b 9ja cos like 80% of gals 4 here have no clue of dose names aside messi!
Re: LOL: See How He Asked Her Out With Football Tactics (photos) by Macgabe(m): 8:32am On Sep 03, 2016
stylochime:
Wait A Minute... Messi Chiped Neuer And Dat Was All It Took 4 Barca 2 Oust Chelsea And Go Ahead 2 Win D Champions League? Hmmmmmm
Obviously, the babe too no sabi football. The guy bleeped up there too. But all the same, the end justify the means. He has gotten her number and that's all that matters!
Re: LOL: See How He Asked Her Out With Football Tactics (photos) by HonabFaj(m): 8:34am On Sep 03, 2016
jaymejate:
This no happen for naija... If na naija bae, dem go finish you kkkkkkk

The number starts with 0805 glo number,Nigeria got talent. This is really cracking me up
Re: LOL: See How He Asked Her Out With Football Tactics (photos) by gentlegenius(m): 8:42am On Sep 03, 2016
Toluwani111:
We too get brain for 9ja1
But we hardly use our brains for something productive. We mostly use our jokes and caricature.
Re: LOL: See How He Asked Her Out With Football Tactics (photos) by Jectives(m): 8:43am On Sep 03, 2016
Badgers14:
This guys luck was that the babe in question understands soccer to make sense of his references otherwise she would have blocked him after the goal post and strikers reference grin grin


Even if the lady knows nothing abouh football, the guy already got her attention with his perfect sense of humor. So wtf u saying?
Re: LOL: See How He Asked Her Out With Football Tactics (photos) by Hawlahscho(m): 8:43am On Sep 03, 2016
stylochime:
Wait A Minute... Messi Chiped Neuer And Dat Was All It Took 4 Barca 2 Oust Chelsea And Go Ahead 2 Win D Champions League? Hmmmmmm

Noooooo
He was referring to the 1-1 that year when Essien scored for us (Chelsea). embarassed
Thunder fire Iniesta embarassed
Re: LOL: See How He Asked Her Out With Football Tactics (photos) by bigiyaro(m): 8:47am On Sep 03, 2016
OlajumokeBread:
Every woman do have a price tag
no matter d price, there is always a guy fvckin her for free.
Re: LOL: See How He Asked Her Out With Football Tactics (photos) by teezeelee: 9:04am On Sep 03, 2016
jaymejate:
This no happen for naija... If na naija bae, dem go finish you kkkkkkk
eye dey pain u...u no see d digits angry
Re: LOL: See How He Asked Her Out With Football Tactics (photos) by JimD(m): 9:34am On Sep 03, 2016
I smell bullsheet
Re: LOL: See How He Asked Her Out With Football Tactics (photos) by Simitrendy: 9:58am On Sep 03, 2016
jaymejate:
This no happen for naija... If na naija bae, dem go finish you kkkkkkk
grin

Re: LOL: See How He Asked Her Out With Football Tactics (photos) by Paseus(m): 10:02am On Sep 03, 2016
You cant get a naija babe with this trick as most of dem prefer watching all those wack philipean films,keepin' up with d k'dashian and co... As for me any naija girl who watches futball is BAE!
Re: LOL: See How He Asked Her Out With Football Tactics (photos) by Obiomon: 10:31am On Sep 03, 2016
BoboFashion:

Me too, good morning.
good evening
Re: LOL: See How He Asked Her Out With Football Tactics (photos) by BoboFashion(m): 10:49am On Sep 03, 2016
Obiomon:
good evening

Evening kwa, abeg which country u dey?
Re: LOL: See How He Asked Her Out With Football Tactics (photos) by Sayelabola(m): 11:07am On Sep 03, 2016
jaymejate:
This no happen for naija... If na naija bae, dem go finish you kkkkkkk

Òmò that na naija glo line
Re: LOL: See How He Asked Her Out With Football Tactics (photos) by Maxcollins042(m): 11:45am On Sep 03, 2016
Modsenemy:
This chyker deserves the Grammy, headies, ballon d'or e.t.c lol .



Lalasticlala Dominique Mynd44 comman learn how to ask a lady out kiss
Where is the photo?
Re: LOL: See How He Asked Her Out With Football Tactics (photos) by Burgerlomo: 11:48am On Sep 03, 2016
Army robber, Ole, gbewiri grin
Re: LOL: See How He Asked Her Out With Football Tactics (photos) by Burgerlomo: 11:51am On Sep 03, 2016
Army robber, Ole, Gbewiri grin
Re: LOL: See How He Asked Her Out With Football Tactics (photos) by KevMitnick: 11:53am On Sep 03, 2016
There is no hard or fast rule to get a woman to like you. Just be real and confident, grow some balls. Don't be afraid of letting her know you like her, then let it be her decision to reciprocate the likeness. If she doesn't like you back, move the hell on with your life to a prettier woman. Read her body language and move in for the kill. Nice guys don't finish last.

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Re: LOL: See How He Asked Her Out With Football Tactics (photos) by Nobody: 11:58am On Sep 03, 2016
OgidiOlu3:
Ridiculous. Just like that? "I'm free this weekend"? Who does that? undecided
As in undecided sad I can't be this stupid
Re: LOL: See How He Asked Her Out With Football Tactics (photos) by Obiomon: 11:59am On Sep 03, 2016
BoboFashion:

Evening kwa, abeg which country u dey?
italygrin
Re: LOL: See How He Asked Her Out With Football Tactics (photos) by MRLANNISTER(m): 12:05pm On Sep 03, 2016
jaymejate:
This no happen for naija... If na naija bae, dem go finish you kkkkkkk

Without much of a brain what do you expect them to say(I mean the brainless ones). Do thy know any of the names in the chat? LOL.
Re: LOL: See How He Asked Her Out With Football Tactics (photos) by BoboFashion(m): 12:08pm On Sep 03, 2016
Obiomon:
italygrin

Wow! U must be an Edo babe nah
Re: LOL: See How He Asked Her Out With Football Tactics (photos) by Kazrem(m): 1:15pm On Sep 03, 2016
Modsenemy:


Lol, I didn't create the pix
OK. I also wish to play football on your field. Permit me to send Free kick (pm) to your net.

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