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What Is Gobe??????????????? by yachal(op): 3:32pm On Sep 09, 2016
JOKE; WHAT IS GOBE?


*GOBE* is when you give a beautiful girl a lift
and she faints in your car. You take her to the
hospital and when you get there, the doctor says
she’s pregnant and congratulates you that you
are going to be father very soon. You then shout
that
you are not the father and the girl says you are
the father….
Things are now getting *GOBEFUL*. You require
a DNA test to prove you are not the father…
Things are now getting *GOBESTIC* when the
doctor comes with the result saying you cannot
be a father because you are infertile… You are
relieved, but on your way home you remember
you are married with three kids at home!…
Now you are extremely *GOBECIOUS*.
Now, you begin to ask yourself who is the father
of those kids… You get home to find out that the
gateman is their real father. You are now
*GOBEDED*..
You decided to travel home to complain to your
mother about the latest development.. And your
mum with tears running down her cheeks tells
you, my son, I’m so sowie your dad ain’t really
your dad…
Then you know that things are now
GOBESTICATED
.
You can comment ur own definition of Gobe……
Re: What Is Gobe??????????????? by Hypointa: 4:32pm On Sep 09, 2016
Real definition of gobe.

Re: What Is Gobe??????????????? by yachal(op): 10:10pm On Oct 08, 2017
Hypointa:
Real definition of gobe.
Lol
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