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12 Sallah Ram Struggles You’ll Get If You’re Muslim - Islam - Nairaland

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12 Sallah Ram Struggles You’ll Get If You’re Muslim by princeakins(op):
grin grin1. When you remember this Sallah is the one you get to eat meat anyhow.





I can’t keep calm!!!





Cc lalasticlala Oam4j mynd44

Re: 12 Sallah Ram Struggles You’ll Get If You’re Muslim by princeakins(op):
2. When it’s 2 days to Sallah and they still haven’t bought the ram.




What’s going on in this house?
undecided

Re: 12 Sallah Ram Struggles You’ll Get If You’re Muslim by princeakins(op): 11:07am On Sep 11, 2016
3. How they finally deliver the ram to your house.



Caution: Handle with care!


Re: 12 Sallah Ram Struggles You’ll Get If You’re Muslim by princeakins(op):
4. How you feed the ram so that it can hurry up and grow fat.






Eat it all up sir!
cool cool grin

Re: 12 Sallah Ram Struggles You’ll Get If You’re Muslim by princeakins(op):
5. When you’re at the Praying Ground but all you can think of is the ram.





I can’t be looking for ram upandan o! lipsrsealed embarassed

Re: 12 Sallah Ram Struggles You’ll Get If You’re Muslim by princeakins(op):
6. How the ram starts looking suspicious when it sees people carrying knives up and down.





‘What are these people doing?’ huh

Re: 12 Sallah Ram Struggles You’ll Get If You’re Muslim by princeakins(op): 11:14am On Sep 11, 2016
7. When the ram vexes and decides to prove stubborn.







Oga will you calm down and let’s get this over with? undecided

Re: 12 Sallah Ram Struggles You’ll Get If You’re Muslim by princeakins(op): 11:16am On Sep 11, 2016
8. How the whole house comes out to kill the ram.








The more, the merrier! grin

Re: 12 Sallah Ram Struggles You’ll Get If You’re Muslim by princeakins(op): 11:18am On Sep 11, 2016
9. When your mom is being extra slow about preparing the meat.









I am not understanding. cry sad


Re: 12 Sallah Ram Struggles You’ll Get If You’re Muslim by princeakins(op): 11:20am On Sep 11, 2016
10. When people suddenly start calling you out of the blue, just ‘to greet you’.







So you have my number? grin cheesy cheesy

Re: 12 Sallah Ram Struggles You’ll Get If You’re Muslim by princeakins(op): 11:22am On Sep 11, 2016
11. How you hide when it’s time to cook the plenty meat.








Please I’m not here for stress o! undecided

Re: 12 Sallah Ram Struggles You’ll Get If You’re Muslim by princeakins(op):
12. How you attack the meat when it’s finally ready. cheesy grin cheesy grin makydebbie mhisbliss Mzdesire
Oya goan like my new profile pinshure kiss kiss cool







Finally... cc lalasticlala

Re: 12 Sallah Ram Struggles You’ll Get If You’re Muslim by sinaj(f): 11:28am On Sep 11, 2016
Lol this is so funny cheesy





Smellymouth abeg u go kill ram? So I go near ur side grin
Re: 12 Sallah Ram Struggles You’ll Get If You’re Muslim by Smellymouth:
Some christians be like ==> "Every single Christian celebration was a hit back to back..

From Good Friday to Easter to Christmas yet no "meat" fit sweet reach Eran Ileya (Sallah meat)..Iyalaya anybody!! Sallah ti take over!!"


https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/jorlol.gif
Re: 12 Sallah Ram Struggles You’ll Get If You’re Muslim by mhisbliss(f): 11:31am On Sep 11, 2016
princeakins:
12. How you attack the meat when it’s finally ready.








FInally... cheesy grin cheesy grin makydebbie mhisbliss Mzdesire
Hehehehe grin lemme add mine

The look on your face when you're about to devour the meat and you sight your friends from afar

Ahn ahn kant person relax in his own house again?

Re: 12 Sallah Ram Struggles You’ll Get If You’re Muslim by Smellymouth: 11:35am On Sep 11, 2016
sinaj:
Lol this is so funny cheesy





Smellymo.uth abeg u go kill ram? So I go near ur side grin
Of course!! grin cheesy

https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/gallery/yes/basterds_joy.gif
Re: 12 Sallah Ram Struggles You’ll Get If You’re Muslim by Jay542(m): 11:38am On Sep 11, 2016
princeakins:
10. When people suddenly start calling you out of the blue, just ‘to greet you’.







So you have my number? grin cheesy cheesy

Haaha. Yeye cheesy
Re: 12 Sallah Ram Struggles You’ll Get If You’re Muslim by Smellymouth: 11:39am On Sep 11, 2016
princeakins:
10. When people suddenly start calling you out of the blue, just ‘to greet you’.







So you have my number? grin cheesy cheesy

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Re: 12 Sallah Ram Struggles You’ll Get If You’re Muslim by princeakins(op): 11:41am On Sep 11, 2016
sinaj:
Lol this is so funny cheesy





Smellymouth abeg u go kill ram? So I go near ur side grin
Tiff grin u can chop meat anyhow cheesy

Like na profile pinshure joor grin
Re: 12 Sallah Ram Struggles You’ll Get If You’re Muslim by MzDesire(f): 11:41am On Sep 11, 2016
princeakins:
12. How you attack the meat when it’s finally ready.








FInally... cheesy grin cheesy grin makydebbie mhisbliss Mzdesire


Oya goan like my new profile pinshure kiss kiss cool
Hahaha....funny
Re: 12 Sallah Ram Struggles You’ll Get If You’re Muslim by princeakins(op): 11:43am On Sep 11, 2016
mhisbliss:
Hehehehe grin lemme add mine

The look on your face when you're about to devour the meat and you sight your friends from afar

Ahn ahn kant person relax in his own house again?
As in ehn.. i taya ooo grin com n kuku chop me na cheesy
Re: 12 Sallah Ram Struggles You’ll Get If You’re Muslim by princeakins(op): 11:46am On Sep 11, 2016
Smellymouth:
[img]http://i./26FPxFeuN8UA7nqGQ.gif[/img]
Alaga ibile one of highlandriders... i knw say ram don dey ... gimme address mk i com jollification at ur lungu. cool
Re: 12 Sallah Ram Struggles You’ll Get If You’re Muslim by Nobody: 11:47am On Sep 11, 2016
Smellymouth:
Of course!! grin cheesy

https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/gallery/yes/basterds_joy.gif
Egbon drop your address biko, sallah meat dey hungry bikogringringrin
Re: 12 Sallah Ram Struggles You’ll Get If You’re Muslim by Flexherbal(m): 11:48am On Sep 11, 2016
Call me when it gets to number 12.
Re: 12 Sallah Ram Struggles You’ll Get If You’re Muslim by sinaj(f): 11:53am On Sep 11, 2016
princeakins:
Tiff grin u can chop meat anyhow cheesy

Like na profile pinshure joor grin
I like meat jore tongue
Re: 12 Sallah Ram Struggles You’ll Get If You’re Muslim by goodnews201668: 11:54am On Sep 11, 2016
When you can't no longer hide the excitement and can no longer wait to devour the ram.

Re: 12 Sallah Ram Struggles You’ll Get If You’re Muslim by Smellymouth: 12:01pm On Sep 11, 2016
Aderola15:
Egbon drop your address biko, sallah meat dey hungry bikogringringrin
Hahahahaha.. And you must eat it jare.. tongue

But Where I dey far wella.. sad
Re: 12 Sallah Ram Struggles You’ll Get If You’re Muslim by Smellymouth: 12:02pm On Sep 11, 2016
princeakins:
Alaga ibile one of highlandriders... i knw say ram don dey ... gimme address mk i com jollification at ur lungu. cool
Hahahah.. The ram just dey use evil eye take dey look me sef.. grin
Re: 12 Sallah Ram Struggles You’ll Get If You’re Muslim by princeakins(op): 12:04pm On Sep 11, 2016
sinaj:
I like meat jore tongue

Beware of smellymouth o, mk e no com use meat steal u away frm me
grin grin
Re: 12 Sallah Ram Struggles You’ll Get If You’re Muslim by Nobody: 12:04pm On Sep 11, 2016
Smellymouth:
Hahahahaha.. And you must eat it jare.. tongue
But Where I dey far wella.. sad
Don't worry, I'll fly if I have tocheesygrintongue
Re: 12 Sallah Ram Struggles You’ll Get If You’re Muslim by Smellymouth: 12:08pm On Sep 11, 2016
Aderola15:
Don't worry, I'll fly if I have tocheesygrintongue
Oya come lemme whisper it... grin


*** whispering ****
Re: 12 Sallah Ram Struggles You’ll Get If You’re Muslim by princeakins(op): 12:12pm On Sep 11, 2016
Flexherbal:
Call me when it gets to number 12.
Brin, brin,

Brin, brin

BRin, brin

U no pick up ur call... grin

ANyway e do pass 12 tongue
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