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E get one particular restaurant wey I dey go chop for GRA phase 1, Port Harcourt. E get one oyinbo wey dey always come chop there too...
Anytime this oyinbo chop finish, he go shout ''Hey''.
So I wonder wetin dey make am shout. I decided to chop wetin the oyinbo dey always chop so maybe me self go shout too. When I reach the restaurant this morning, I order wetin the man dey chop. Them tell me say na chicken and red wine, so I chop am finish, I no shout.
I collect extra plate, but I no still shout. I say dis oyinbo na mumu o, wetin dey make am shout like dat? Na so I just vex ask for my bill.
The waiter tell me say one plate of chicken and red wine na N75,000 then the extra plate too na another N75,000.
Na then I shout hey! heyy!! heyyy!!! heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...........
Up till now, I still dey shout .... ooo..

very resourceful... very funny

U neva see anythin yet. . . . dey dia! han han han han han. laughin in mandarin. .

Essence6055:
very resourceful... very funny

funny? Yes but resourceful? I beg to disagree.

Liamm:
funny? Yes but resourceful? I beg to disagree.

Its teaches us to mind our business... thats resourceful to me