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Car horn serves to announce to the public the following:

Hey, people, unfortunate human being is driving, watch out.

caprini1:
one eediota just bought a tokunbo suv in my estate,and he comes home 1am everyday and start horning like kilode.At the last residence meeting I asked him if his phone is bad that he can't call his siblings that late in d night.....he said ,he's been trekking for 3years,how will neighbours know he's arrived,i gave up.

Omo I'm picturing this as if I was there with you

me wey like horn pass anything especially to ryhme with d beat...


if i blast my hornand notice u dont like chaii. u don die be dat.. na horning tins

yemstok:
It's also for hurrying up our African wifes that take 2 hours to make up.

A thousand and one gbosa's for you jare.

caprini1:
one eediota just bought a tokunbo suv in my estate,and he comes home 1am everyday and start horning like kilode.At the last residence meeting I asked him if his phone is bad that he can't call his siblings that late in d night.....he said ,he's been trekking for 3years,how will neighbours know he's arrived,i gave up.

Chai! Naija people.

Osyxcel:
Na true she talk.

5.Warning Okada men...

And the Okada man uses his affixed "car horn" to warn and scare the car user off the road!

Car Horn?? Safety??

Not in my country!!.............

yemstok:
It's also for hurrying up our African wifes that take 2 hours to make up.

Used to Call Hawkers in Hold-Up.... But for Me, I used it as percussion Instrument when Singing and Driving

addey44:
And the Okada man uses his affixed "car horn" to warn and scare the car user off the road!

Was driving last week and listening to music. Next thing I heard was a very loud horn. I was a bit shocked ( as I was driving at 70km/h). Only to realize it was a KOS delivery guy with a trailer horn.

Felt like pushing the dude of the road.

++We also use car horn 2 let who we are talking 2 on d phone know tht we are driving.
++ some use it 2 make d area busy...

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