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Re: My Grand Mother Is A Strong Witch, How Can I Kill Her by winner01(m): 10:22pm On Sep 30, 2016
Lennycool:
He already has Jesus, and this is what religion led him to. Even kingebukasblog is denying him. grin grin Christians on Nairaland sef. Own up to your people na. grin grin
I agree religion has led him thus far.
He needs Jesus, you too.

Re: My Grand Mother Is A Strong Witch, How Can I Kill Her by Nobody: 10:32pm On Sep 30, 2016
winner01:
I agree religion has led him thus far.
He needs Jesus, you too.
How far has religion led him? grin that he now thinks his grandmother is the one killing his family members grin and you want me to join him? Taaaaaaa it is not my portion. He needs education and perhaps mental evaluation but not Jesus.
Re: My Grand Mother Is A Strong Witch, How Can I Kill Her by CoolUsername: 10:57pm On Sep 30, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
So atheists are now opening accounts and posting trash just to make Christians look bad grin . The OP is clearly an atheist who wants to portray Christianity in a bad way . This is how distastefully desperate they are ! cheesy

Pathetic

Hahn , tufiakwa !

See how desperate you guys are !
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Re: My Grand Mother Is A Strong Witch, How Can I Kill Her by BodyKiss(m): 12:13am On Oct 01, 2016
johnydon22:
I guess they've got a lot of time to spare
I guess so, too. I don't even bother myself reading most of his posts, let alone commenting on them.
Re: My Grand Mother Is A Strong Witch, How Can I Kill Her by EyeHateGod: 12:35am On Oct 01, 2016
hahn:
Whoever did this to you is evil grin
He is only guilty of what he does m sure winner01 to has millions Nl accounts
Re: My Grand Mother Is A Strong Witch, How Can I Kill Her by macjireh(op): 10:13am On Oct 01, 2016
otemdomino:
Simple tutorial for killing a witch:

1. Assume on your bed before sleeping that you will conquer her
2. In your dream, you will see yourself conquering her.
3. When you wake up, assume that it is only a mere dream
4. Then come to the reality that THERE ISN'T A WITCH ANYWHERE.
5. GO TO GRANDMA AND APOLOGISE TO HER FOR EVER THINKING THAT SHE IS A WITCH.
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ur eyes are still very much blocked, go to a spiritual prophet to open ur case file
Re: My Grand Mother Is A Strong Witch, How Can I Kill Her by macjireh(op): 10:14am On Oct 01, 2016
Lennycool:
How far has religion led him? grin that he now thinks his grandmother is the one killing his family members grin and you want me to join him? Taaaaaaa it is not my portion. He needs education and perhaps mental evaluation but not Jesus.
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ur eyes are still very much blinded, go to a spiritual prophet to open ur case file
Re: My Grand Mother Is A Strong Witch, How Can I Kill Her by macjireh(op): 10:16am On Oct 01, 2016
winner01:
I agree religion has led him thus far.
He needs Jesus, you too.
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ur eyes are still very much blinded, go to a spiritual prophet to open ur case file
Re: My Grand Mother Is A Strong Witch, How Can I Kill Her by Nobody: 10:24am On Oct 01, 2016
macjireh:
I met with a prophet that told me a witch from my village is responsible for my misfortune that she is a close relative. My uncle died in 2009 and was buried, another one was buried last WK Friday and they say d next is my dad ds December, I think my grand mom is responsible and must be dealt with.... Why are her children dying like this and she pretends as though nothing is happening.... ds woman is very wicked...she must die
That's easy, bring her out to the open and stone her to death. Mtchewwww rubbish!!!
Re: My Grand Mother Is A Strong Witch, How Can I Kill Her by macjireh(op): 10:38am On Oct 01, 2016
lordnicklaus:
That's easy, bring her out to the open and stone her to death. Mtchewwww rubbish!!!
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yea ur right bro
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Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
Re: My Grand Mother Is A Strong Witch, How Can I Kill Her by Nobody: 10:42am On Oct 01, 2016
macjireh:
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yea ur right bro
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Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
*facepalm* some people just can't know when one is being sarcastic. I blame so-called prophets of God.
Re: My Grand Mother Is A Strong Witch, How Can I Kill Her by Nobody: 11:46am On Oct 01, 2016
macjireh:
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ur eyes are still very much blinded, go to a spiritual prophet to open ur case file
This man went to a spiritual prophet, and was shown his case file. grin abeg naija no kill person
Re: My Grand Mother Is A Strong Witch, How Can I Kill Her by CAPSLOCKED: 12:17pm On Oct 01, 2016
hahn:
Wow! See how low religion has brought us in Africa.


Bro, use your brain and do not let a prophet (who is obviously exploiting you as I am sure you paid him money for this vision ) exploit your ignorance and understand that people die. It is perfectly natural!

Placing blame on your problems will not solve it. Remember you will also one day become old. How will you feel if people start accusing you to be a witch.

I'd advice you submit yourself to a mental institution as you are obviously not normal.

Oh, and your entire education is a total waste.
xD cheesy
Re: My Grand Mother Is A Strong Witch, How Can I Kill Her by sainttwist1(m): 2:23pm On Oct 01, 2016
macjireh:
bro u need to use ur 7th sense. just check thru d following info:
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my dad is d first child of his mother with 4kids, a boy and 3girls.
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d 2nd born died empty and wasted at 56yrs last week Monday
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d 3rd is a lady above 50yrs not married but thankfully has 2girls
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d 4th is married for 13yrs no kids, managing life small small.
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d 5th was d one with a very promising future DAT died 2009 no wife no kid.
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so tell me people wats happening?
ok, i will just assume your story is true......if you are the woman with all this children, you will be happy right? secondly you will be claiming graduate (secondary or high) and you are still thinking like.....thirdly, you call yourself christian/muslium and one witch is as powerful as .....personally i blame poverty, dont tell me how how comfortable/rich you are, it in the blood/brain
Re: My Grand Mother Is A Strong Witch, How Can I Kill Her by mayorall(m): 2:56pm On Oct 01, 2016
macjireh:
I met with a prophet that told me a witch from my village is responsible for my misfortune that she is a close relative. My uncle died in 2009 and was buried, another one was buried last WK Friday and they say d next is my dad ds December, I think my grand mom is responsible and must be dealt with.... Why are her children dying like this and she pretends as though nothing is happening.... ds woman is very wicked...she must die
You need understanding bro. Don't act foolish on prophetic instructions, they are not to be unravelled carnally.

Get a book by Bishop Oyedepo.

Satan get lost. If you enjoyed this on your situation.

Add Born to win. When this give you confidence.

Get the winning prayer. After some days you are losing your confidence,

Get the Faith that works and exploits of faith.
Re: My Grand Mother Is A Strong Witch, How Can I Kill Her by orunto27: 3:24pm On Oct 01, 2016
Go to The leader of your Church to come and pray for you in the presence of your Grandma.
Re: My Grand Mother Is A Strong Witch, How Can I Kill Her by DeSepiero(m): 4:27pm On Oct 01, 2016
mayorall:
You need understanding bro. Don't act foolish on prophetic instructions, they are not to be unravelled carnally.

Get a book by Bishop Oyedepo.

Satan get lost. If you enjoyed this on your situation.

Add Born to win. When this give you confidence.

Get the winning prayer. After some days you are losing your confidence,

Get the Faith that works and exploits of faith.
This post cracked me up. wink
Re: My Grand Mother Is A Strong Witch, How Can I Kill Her by mayorall(m): 4:39pm On Oct 01, 2016
DeSepiero:
This post cracked me up. wink
Its not a joke sir. Everything he needs is in those listed books
Re: My Grand Mother Is A Strong Witch, How Can I Kill Her by Aaronsrod: 5:09pm On Oct 01, 2016
mayorall:
You need understanding bro. Don't act foolish on prophetic instructions, they are not to be unravelled carnally.

Get a book by Bishop Oyedepo.

Satan get lost. If you enjoyed this on your situation.

Add Born to win. When this give you confidence.

Get the winning prayer. After some days you are losing your confidence,

Get the Faith that works and exploits of faith.
Words of wisdom!! He must also take a blade that has been blessed by an anointed Man of God so when the witch throat is cut it will be Christs blood that will be shed and he shall be doubly redeemed!
Re: My Grand Mother Is A Strong Witch, How Can I Kill Her by dorox(m): 5:14pm On Oct 01, 2016
Aaronsrod:
Words of wisdom!! He must also take a blade that has been blessed by an anointed Man of God so when the witch throat is cut it will be Christs blood that will be shed and he shall be doubly redeemed!
Be very mindful of the things you say here, we have to many lunatics that might just see sense with the above.
Re: My Grand Mother Is A Strong Witch, How Can I Kill Her by otemdomino: 1:22am On Oct 17, 2016
macjireh:
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ur eyes are still very much blocked, go to a spiritual prophet to open ur case file
You Know what! If I have attacks from witches, maybe I'll believe they exist. If you know any witch(perhaps the one giving you problems) send her to me and I'll physically flog her with cane and send her back to you. Witches are not real, they are in the brains of AFRICANS.
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