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11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by lafex(op): 2:08pm On Oct 04, 2016
I LOVE ABU

1.u ask your friends..how far
with reading? They say they
haven't started...only to get to
the LIBRARY and find out they
have a permanent seat.

2. GENS Lecturers will be telling you "buying my handout is not
compulsory" but class Rep...let me have the list of those that have
bought

3. You graduate with 3.50 and you will be telling yourself. If it was to be UDUS,UNIMAID,OAU,MAUTECH,BUK... I would have been a
4.70 graduate by now.

4. If you think true love is the
only thing that is hard to find...try
looking for your HOD when you
need his signature on a form.

5. Anything you want to do, you must be on queue even to enter the KILL!!!! (Kashim Ibrahim Library)

6. You get to biology and geography class as early as 6.30am only to see that all seats have been occupied by books abi dem dey leave am for sch go back hostel ni?

7. u have already prepared food but to eat na wahala because Ure already late for lectures.

8. Lecturer: Only 10 students in
class today? Oya tear a sheet of paper for test....turns to the
board to write. Before he turns
back-------lecture hall don full. Lol

9. come night class during exam u go see different levels of reading. scaning,skimming,jacking ' cramming and lots
more.

10. During exams u will know those who are naturally beautiful because no time for makeup at all.
Everyone Don become? born- again by force.

11. It's always funny when exam
invigilator says SUBMIT!! And many students suddenly develop that super human ability; answering 3hrs question in 50seconds.
Lol
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by ademasta(m): 2:14pm On Oct 04, 2016
Alright. Proudly Abusites!
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by SmartHanif(m): 3:12pm On Oct 04, 2016
Naturally ahead!
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by gimbakupa(m): 3:18pm On Oct 04, 2016
[color=#770077][/color] An Abusite Is Naturally Ahead Of You!!!
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by malton: 4:04pm On Oct 04, 2016
ABU was indeed a beautiful memory. Still is.

My guys and I used to go to math dept, "book" a couple of seats, zoom off to Amina or Ribadu or chase after the chaseable(s), return by 10PM, pack our books and leave. Routine complete.

I kind of feel like you are referring to me right now. Guilty as charged. Hehe.
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by JohnieWalker(m): 5:51pm On Oct 04, 2016
bleeped up skul
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by FreeSpirited: 6:36pm On Oct 04, 2016
Boring.,,nothing special
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by ilevic(m): 8:13pm On Oct 04, 2016
Not peculiar to ABU. All these happen in most Public universities in Nigeria. Boring post
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by fazziee(m): 8:19pm On Oct 04, 2016
full-time true...one more; u r in a.b.u n u dnt knw hu owns d grade B yl A is 4 God, B z 4 "x" C is 4 a very crious stdnt n D is 4 dose hu read 4 d exam...hu s "x".
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by mhiztess(f): 9:29pm On Oct 04, 2016
u can actually slap a soldier and go free but the fear of ABU security especially the ones at North gate is the beginning of wisdom
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by mhiztess(f): 9:29pm On Oct 04, 2016
u can actually slap a soldier and go free in zaria but the fear of ABU security especially the ones at North gate is the beginning of wisdom
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by xenoo(m): 9:38pm On Oct 04, 2016
Nothing special. It happen in almost all Nigerian university.
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by sammy6(m): 9:43pm On Oct 04, 2016
Men op na sure abusite. I rep ABU. #Teamnaturallyahead
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by Ozavize88(f): 9:54pm On Oct 04, 2016
Proudly Abusite
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by datjohn(m): 10:19pm On Oct 04, 2016
Proud ABUSITE reppin u06...
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by lapazi(m): 10:32pm On Oct 04, 2016
Mautech is wayyy more complicated than ABU in terms of academic stress, inshort there is a department in mautech that has never produced 2.1 before
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by acenazt: 12:39am On Oct 05, 2016
mhiztess:
u can actually slap a soldier and go free but the fear of ABU security especially the ones at North gate is the beginning of wisdom
thanks to Mahdi dat man no get joy. Imagine ABU security get Mouth pas police for inside Samaru
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by acenazt: 12:43am On Oct 05, 2016
ABU ohh e get my guy Wey bedspace dey KIL that guy toooo like book.
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by fazziee(m): 7:17am On Oct 05, 2016
lapazi:
Mautech is wayyy more complicated than ABU in terms of academic stress, inshort there is a department in mautech that has never produced 2.1 before
Check d whole dpt in d faculty of educ in abu.
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by ajayikhende(m): 8:27am On Oct 05, 2016
did any one here have any idea about dere WhatsApp group
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by ajayikhende(m): 8:29am On Oct 05, 2016
please someone should add me to there WhatsApp group my number 09035688192
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by MicroBox: 10:31am On Oct 05, 2016
lapazi:
Mautech is wayyy more complicated than ABU in terms of academic stress, inshort there is a department in mautech that has never produced 2.1 before
Then the lecturers in that department need overhauling because they are weak, lazy and ignorant of the course..
It's not a yardstick for toughness, it's just the student can't relate what they are been taught with reality.
Re: 11 Hillarious Things About ABU (Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria) by ekelepat(m): 11:22am On Oct 05, 2016
xenoo:
Nothing special. It happen in almost all Nigerian university.
G why the hating
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