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Give God thanks ,but try and learn new thing outside what you learnt in school

It's God's Favour and all in all na SABIFICATE u use.

You are not smart. Never say such in an interview.
You should have said yes then go back home and groom yourself thoroughly on it. With 1 day intensive grooming, you can learn excel.

[quote author=e3tech post=49962619][/quote]That guy brain need edo wizards with brooms for reconfiguration

soulhighman:
STFU, you jes dey talk any how. Do you even know whether he didn't have the opportunity to learn it? Myself for instance, I didn't have such opportunity and I had been willing to learn it. Its jes now that I have the opportunity, I got my first laptop last week and I got an eBook already, which treats it extensively.
Before the end of this first trimester of my MSC, I hope to have mastered it.

please can you share the excel ebook with me thanks

Aniekpeno11:
Congrats Bro, someday people will tell me congrats as im teln you. Amen

and me too

soulhighman:
STFU, you jes dey talk any how. Do you even know whether he didn't have the opportunity to learn it? Myself for instance, I didn't have such opportunity and I had been willing to learn it. Its jes now that I have the opportunity, I got my first laptop last week and I got an eBook already, which treats it extensively.
Before the end of this first trimester of my MSC, I hope to have mastered it.

Boss, please can you help a brother with the ebook! Please will it require money?

happy for you man. wen ur timevcomes my guy nobody can hold you back.

soulhighman:
STFU, you jes dey talk any how. Do you even know whether he didn't have the opportunity to learn it? Myself for instance, I didn't have such opportunity and I had been willing to learn it. Its jes now that I have the opportunity, I got my first laptop last week and I got an eBook already, which treats it extensively.
Before the end of this first trimester of my MSC, I hope to have mastered it.

Pally, great work

Congratulations.this is the kind news one want to hear in this recession.

Nateben:
It can only be a Miracle.
I've been jobless for close to 1 year now, no place to go, depression and brokeness.
So, on that faithful Sunday, the very last week of September, my brothers friend came to the house, we got talking and I made mention of my condition, before he left, he took my contact, and told me I'll hear from him.
So last week Monday, he asked me to come to his office at VI, he works with a well known bank in this country, I got there before 10am and met him in his office, he was telling me about the nature of the job, and just as he got to the part of asking how much I would like as my salary, his boss walked in to pick a document, and as he was leaving, the guy drew his attention, by telling him that I am the guy for the inventory job, he shook me and sat down, then asked if I like the job, and I replied Yes. He then asked if I was married, I replied No, he asked lots of questions, which I just gave simple replies. At last he asked me to choose monthly or weekly pay, I quickly chose weekly, then he asked how much I want per week, I didn't waste time in saying 30k, he was silent for some seconds and asked if I am good with Excel and I said No. He smiled and said he wouldn't pay me such amount if I'm not good with Excel, he offered 20k and asked me to bring someone who is good with Excel to be collecting 10k per week, with free transport, breakfast and lunch, before I could say jack, that my brothers friend said he has a sister who would do the typing, so his boss got up, and asked me to start on Tuesday and left.

Nature of my job....
They have so many tagged cartons, with big files inside, my job is to write down the tag number on the carton, then open it, and write down the contents, some cartons contain only two files inside, I just write down what is written on the two files...

I come out by 7 in the morning at my Junction, and office bus picks me up, I don't follow them back because I close by 4, and I can wear anything I want to work. On Friday, I was still on my way to work when alert came in, I was payed in full, despite starting on Tuesday...

So, to anyone looking or hoping for a job, be prayerful, God still answers prayers, but I advise you to learn Microsoft Office, full package, it really helps...


Peace I'm out.

This is the best thing I have read in a long while, I am happy for you.

chubbygal:
IT IS CALLED FAVOUR!! REMEMBER THE DAY YOU PRAYED FOR THIS JOB.

What is that thing on your DP called?
Is it chastity belt/lock? Cant remember.

idu1:
how many months have you been staying at home without learning anything including 'EXCEL'? Many graduates for this country no no any thing. Na your brother's frd save you!

. When GOD says its ur time. Not even Microsoft Excel will hinder u.

Shiitposter:
What is that thing on your DP called?
Is it chastity belt/lock? Cant remember.

it is called control measure

that is miracle

chubbygal:
it is called control measure

I can't believe something like this exist

Just out of curiosity. Does it stretch? How can a man control his early morning wood with that thing on?

Miracle or connection? Confuse person

And how on earth you don't know excel... Better go n learn

idu1:
who lack honesty?

u do bad belle.. No be money Dem dey use learn am nah free?..

GRACE still exists.

Nateben:
It can only be a Miracle.
I've been jobless for close to 1 year now, no place to go, depression and brokeness.
So, on that faithful Sunday, the very last week of September, my brothers friend came to the house, we got talking and I made mention of my condition, before he left, he took my contact, and told me I'll hear from him.
So last week Monday, he asked me to come to his office at VI, he works with a well known bank in this country, I got there before 10am and met him in his office, he was telling me about the nature of the job, and just as he got to the part of asking how much I would like as my salary, his boss walked in to pick a document, and as he was leaving, the guy drew his attention, by telling him that I am the guy for the inventory job, he shook me and sat down, then asked if I like the job, and I replied Yes. He then asked if I was married, I replied No, he asked lots of questions, which I just gave simple replies. At last he asked me to choose monthly or weekly pay, I quickly chose weekly, then he asked how much I want per week, I didn't waste time in saying 30k, he was silent for some seconds and asked if I am good with Excel and I said No. He smiled and said he wouldn't pay me such amount if I'm not good with Excel, he offered 20k and asked me to bring someone who is good with Excel to be collecting 10k per week, with free transport, breakfast and lunch, before I could say jack, that my brothers friend said he has a sister who would do the typing, so his boss got up, and asked me to start on Tuesday and left.

Nature of my job....
They have so many tagged cartons, with big files inside, my job is to write down the tag number on the carton, then open it, and write down the contents, some cartons contain only two files inside, I just write down what is written on the two files...

I come out by 7 in the morning at my Junction, and office bus picks me up, I don't follow them back because I close by 4, and I can wear anything I want to work. On Friday, I was still on my way to work when alert came in, I was payed in full, despite starting on Tuesday...

So, to anyone looking or hoping for a job, be prayerful, God still answers prayers, but I advise you to learn Microsoft Office, full package, it really helps...


Peace I'm out.

Sorry to ask pls, are you a graduate?

it is called GRACE

Congrats Man but I will advise you to ask your contact if the job is temporary or permanent cos after finishing taking the inventory , what next? U never said anything about your offer letter. Employment letter from the Hr is very important. Once again Congrats !

dats grace man

jopretty:
Congratulations dear Op. Baba God pick up my call oo, I don call, text plus flash untop this matter, biko pick up.

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Good, but stop flashing and keep calling. He will grant ya wishes one day. Amen

Aniekpeno11:
Congrats Bro, someday people will tell me congrats as im teln you. Amen

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Amen, me too. Amen

Amen and thanks

Laido:
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Good, but stop flashing and keep calling. He will grant ya wishes one day. Amen

jopretty:
Amen and thanks

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Your wlc dear. Iyanu Masele

engrflames:
Who excel don help? I have a friend with a lot of IT certification yet he's jobless, this is just favour in the making.
You shelf wetin you know?

Stop making mockery of me. You are supposed to be my friend. Besides, I am not jobless I am only underemployed and underpaid. Baba God, biko pick my own call too.

soulhighman:
STFU, you jes dey talk any how. Do you even know whether he didn't have the opportunity to learn it? Myself for instance, I didn't have such opportunity and I had been willing to learn it. Its jes now that I have the opportunity, I got my first laptop last week and I got an eBook already, which treats it extensively.
Before the end of this first trimester of my MSC, I hope to have mastered it.

Can you share your ebook with me, if you don't mind please?

Everything is commissioned by GOD....i tap into ur miracle...mine on d way

congrats Bro. .. its d Lords doing nd it's marvelous in our sight

idu1:
how many months have you been staying at home without learning anything including 'EXCEL'? Many graduates for this country no no any thing. Na your brother's frd save you!

will u jst shot up