₦airaland Forum

drss:
u tink we ar pained by dis news far from it. as soon as oyel is discovered in d north, a new militant group - movement for d emancipation of d north (MED) will be form to clamour for northern secession from nigeria. a win win situation for IPOB.

Laff wan kill me die. Those guys go too kill themselves because of d oyel.

Let there be oil so that we will form northern avengers.

NaijaGoBetaWhen:
If True praise thy Lord. atleast lets Dullard Buhari and his corrupt Northern men will now forcuse on Northern oil

Wailer!!!

The crude oil they have siphoned many years ago from South South and dey want start taping it and they are pretending that oil has been discovered in the North. We are watching.

Nomswag:
am happy for them... atlas! they will focus on their oil and live our own , but come to think of it, if our government here in Delta state start to explore in every town i bet u it won't be upto a month before discovering different oil wells

Sincerely, if all the oil wells in Delta, Bayelsa, Rivers should be drilled, the whole states would turn to oil fields. Sometimes, I just wonder these state are sitting on so much mineral resources.

ALARMING EMERGENCY !
PLEAESE, ALL THE MODS AND MY GOOD PEOPLE ON AWESOME NAIRALAND,TAKE TIME TO READ,CONFIRM AND SPREAD. LET OUR ATTENTION BE DRAWN TO THE THIS ROT AND EXTORTION GOING ON IN LAGOS STATE HEALTH SECTOR,GENERAL HOSPITALS ( IGANDO, AGEGE GENERAL HOSPITALS TO BE EXACT). I AM SURE OUR WONDERFUL GOVERNOR IS NOT AWARE OF THIS HYDRA- HEADED MONSTERS REPRESENTED BY NURSES AND DOCTORS IN GENERAL HOSPITALS IN LAGOS.
OUR PREGNANT MOTHERS’ LIVES ARE IN DANGER O ! I HEARD A HEART-BREAKING STORY FROM A PREGNANT WOMAN WHO ATTENDED ANTE-NATAL CARE YESTERDAY IN ONE OF THOSE HEALTH CENTRES IN LAGOS. DELIVERY PACK THAT IS PROVIDED FREELY FOR THEM BY THE GOVERNMENT IS NOW BEING SOLD TO THEM IN GENERAL HOSPITALS AT N8,500. COCONUT OIL AND PAD AT N2000 WHICH IS COLLECTED FROM THEM ON THE DAY OF THEIR H.I.V TEST. IT MUST BE PAID BEFORE THEY EVEN LOOK AT YOU OR ATTEND TO YOU. DELIVERY CHARGE WHICH WAS N32,000 HAS NOW BEEN INCREASED TO N45,000 IN THE SPACE OF 14 DAYS (2 WEEKS) ,WHICH THEY NEVER SAW COMING. IT BECAME A HUGE RUDE SHOCK TO THEM YESTERDAY. THESE FEES MUST BE PAID BEFORE DELIVERY !!!! IN THE CASE OF CS, IT WAS N45,000 TO N90,000!!!!!! ALL WITHIN 2 WEEKS !!!!! MANY OF THEM HAD TO LEAVE IN TEARS NEVER TO RETURN AS THEY DON’T HAVE HOPE OF RAISING THAT MONEY FROM ANYWHERE;LEAVING BEHING BLOOD DONATION WHICH THEY ALL MADE BEFORE ANTE-NATAL. THIS BLLOOD DONATION HAD TO BE MADE BY THEIR HUSBANDS !!!!!! MY PEOPLE, WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE ? THIS COUNTRY IS HARD. IN A DAY, NUMBER OF PEOPLE THAT ASK ME FOR ALMS ON MY WAY TO AND FROM WORK INCREASES. THE OTHER DAY, MY YOUNGER BROTHER WHO CAME VISITING FROM THE AIRPORT TO MY HOUSE WAS ACCOSTED BY FOUR PERSONS ASKING FOR ALMS. THE ONE THAT GOT HIM CLOSE TO TEARS WAS A CASE OF A MAN WHO ASKED HIM FOR DIAPERS FOR HIS CHILD. HE SAID THAT HE DOESN’T NEED ANY CASH BUT PAMPERS AS IT IS CALLED. WE UNDERSTAND THAT EVEN THE GOVERNMENT IS NOT FINDING IT EASY BUT THEY SHOULD TAKE IT EASY IF THEY ARE THE ONES BEHIND THIS UNTOLD HARDSHIP AND EXTORTION ON PREGNANT MOTHERS IN LAGOS. PLEASE, MY MERCIFUL GOV. AMBODE, LOOK INTO THIS. LETS SPREAD THIS UNTIL THIS WOMEN’S HOPE AND CHANCES OF SAFE DELIVERY IS RESTORED.
THANK YOU, NAIRALAND FAMILY.

NaijaGoBetaWhen:
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Progressive01:
Like fresh wound wey dem add salt to.

Flatrons are such miserable species.

Every good news breaks their hearts like hell.

No mind them. We are here to make their lives a little more miserable

kropotkin2:
No mind them. We are here to make their lives a little more miserable

oya tell buhari to comot military for niger delta na...


i no wan hear stories about these wells later oo...

Same news and same pictures in circulation for donkey years now

IAmTobore:
Laff wan kill me die. Those guys go too kill themselves because of d oyel.

those guys, they ar oyel money addicts.

shamecurls:
Stop composing gibberish. Hotter and desert like terrains have larger deposits of oil than swamps. E.g Saudi Arabia, Iran, Kuwait, UAE, Iraq, Libya e.t.c

U must be a LAWMA field staff to ve known how gibberish re composed...

NaijaGoBetaWhen:
If True praise thy Lord. atleast lets Dullard Buhari and his corrupt Northern men will now forcuse on Northern oil

Naija go better when morons like u grow up get sense small.

Thank God,now we can go our separate ways

That was how they said they found oil in Offshore Lagos only to discover it was nothing but a pile of Whale Dung

Blue3k:
Nobody hates this news. We happy northern region might finally stop being laggard region. Use the revenue to improve education. Next we can start restructuring towards fiscal federalism/ resource control nairalanders want.

laggard region? Bro, u can't do without d north. I swear with my life dat 2day u ate smthn produced from d north. U will 2moro, d day after it, d day after it again till u re no more. We once lived without d oil, we wnt die because of oil but u jst hv 2 eat. Infact u can't go a day without eating smthn d north produced...and nw dat we found oil, u can go nd jump into d lagoon (Oba Akiolu, 2015) or jump into d river Niger (Bnladan, 2016)

Psoul:
The crude oil they have siphoned many years ago from South South and dey want start taping it and they are pretending that oil has been discovered in the North. We are watching.

I was just waiting for this.comment!! Product of Nnamdi Kanu International University

Rubbish, we love deceiving ourselves. A drilled well either has oil or it doesn't have. Nothing like prospect, it is not yam or cassava or poultry farming.

menix:
Being an NNPC spokesperson, below re 4 wells, the remaining 8 would be made public once the Presidency approves..

I smell sarcasm.

Specifically oyel channelled from the ND region. 2 dry wells, 21 full of hope. Asking for more funds for exploration when millions of dollars have been wasted- fund diversion once again. Anyway, the IPOB needs more wells to be discovered there full of milk and honey, so that you guys could be nice to let them be.

ItsMeAboki:
Its no brainer that oil is waiting to also be found in the Nigerian side of the Chad Basin since the same geology extends into its already oil producing neighbouring borders. Same also applies to the Benue trough and the Sokoto/Niger axis.
Very soon the north will also be swimming in its own oil and the real hateful parasites will be silenced for good - as they are already silenced by their visible absence from this thread.

Who's money are you using to develop the imaginary oil wells in the north? You should be great full to the south for feeding you all these years. I am grateful to them even though am far away. Nigerians are suffering and such amount is spent on a wild goose chase. I will be happy for the north to find even little oil so we can practice true federalism. sanusi is shouting "oil is irrelevant in this Modern day world" who buhari is drilling al avail lands up north to find a pint of Sam oil. Who is fooling who?

Bnladan:
laggard region? Bro, u can't do without d north. I swear with my life dat 2day u ate smthn produced from d north. U will 2moro, d day after it, d day after it again till u re no more. We once lived without d oil, we wnt die because of oil but u jst hv 2 eat. Infact u can't go a day without eating smthn d north produced...and nw dat we found oil, u can go nd jump into d lagoon (Oba Akiolu, 2015) or jump into d river Niger (Bnladan, 2016)

Yes north is the laggard stats prove that.

You think farming is exclusive talent. People import foof all the time and grow using smaller amounts of land, green houses etc. Second if you did go without oil that be huge step backwards in productivity. Even with all the land north smaller countries produce more due to technology and being generally more productive.

IDP's wouldn't be starvin in north. Nother politicians wouldn't be complaing about hunger in the land. Its hollow victory. The one thing you do and you're not that good a it. Why would Northern politicians be struggling for grazing bill If they were that efficient in cattle production?

When will the drilling start?

honeychild:
I was just waiting for this.comment!! Product of Nnamdi Kanu International University

I expected this attack from you in particular before posting the fact. As the most hypnotized zombie you are.

Well, I will be double proud to pass through Nnamdi Kanu International University any time any day. Continue getting tutored under your Dullard Master Zombie International University where you'll will graduate wt 1st class in Zombism.

Well, thank your God I'm happy today daz why I don't want to talk to u.

All for the progress of Nigeria, To God be the glory

Let the north concentrate on agriculture which they are known, to increase agricultural products for local consumption and export rather than running after a non existing things or fantasies

The government and the north can decieve those with little or no education in this respect.

For geology, Geophysics litrates who will stand with to tell this government that they are liars from hell.

Crude is everywhere in nigeria but quanity and purity is the real question to answer.

Besides when did NNPC becomes an oil exploration company?..... Nigerians wake up

It was 5700km 3Dimension sesmic tracjectory and now its 6000 2D..... Lol


I lost faith in the project called nigeria longtime ago

princejayboss:
The government and the north can decieve those with little or no education in this respect.

For geology, Geophysics litrates who will stand with to tell this government that they are liars from hell.

Crude is everywhere in nigeria but quanity and purity is the real question to answer.

Besides when did NNPC becomes an oil exploration company?..... Nigerians wake up

It was 5700km 3Dimension sesmic tracjectory and now its 6000 2D..... Lol


I lost faith in the project called nigeria longtime ago

Its a joint venture project for exploration.

Also it might be more expensive to drill might require some special technical expertise like facking and horizontal drilling.

NaijaGoBetaWhen:
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Nice 1 Pmb,d useless shout of our "oyel" will shamefully fade away,now no region will hav d monopoly of our "oyel"if dem no find oyel let dem drill horizontally in2 chad's reserve jo!

menix:
Being an NNPC spokesperson, below re 4 wells, the remaining 8 would be made public once the Presidency approves..

ha bros,this are water wells naa

Blue3k:
Its a joint venture project for exploration.

Also it might be more expensive to drill might require some special technical expertise like facking and horizontal drilling.

Bro i put it to you that you are not aware of the northern cospiracy, i gave my life to physics, this part of chad basin was one of my case study when i was in Japan for my higher education.

I put it to you that the northern elite uses this exploration scam to loot fund.


The problem in naija is that we give a lawyer the job to handle power sector... You can imagine the outcome

princejayboss:
Bro i put it to you that you are not aware of the northern cospiracy, i gave my life to physics, this part of chad basin was one of my case study when i was in Japan for my higher education.

I put it to you that the northern elite uses this exploration scam to loot fund.


The problem in naija is that we give a lawyer the job to handle power sector... You can imagine the outcome

Well I can't argue with those facts. Do you mind sending me your research I'd like to read it please. PM me or email me.

drss:
hahahahahha u pipul ar on a long tin. u tink northern born to rule will allow oyel money from north to be shared to infidels down south watch n see, as soon as oyel is discovred in d north, they will start clamouring for secession. they will use their so called "low oyel reserve" n their wanton poverty/backwardness as excuse for wanting to leave nigeria. quote me anywia.

I always remind you not to forget your brain at home