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That OTUAN wanted to look like OTUEKE. I thought jonathan would be among the 36. #sad!

emmyid:
Y'al saying fake story mus b kidding!
So U dnt kno d season has come! This is 'ember months and occurrences like this are not new to me! Blood money and ritualist season! God help, guard and protect yo 'shuldren'

All these claims yet not a picture was posted.

Tales by moonlight. When one thinks Nigerians have settled properly in the information age a story of this sort gets posted and multitudes defend it without proof of any sort.

dotman4real007:
that boy is dangerous but yet he didn't get the right cucumber, he should have gone for jonathanniiii's cucumber that one would have vomited dollars.

buhari's deeek is a very poor deeek. Kobo kobo will come out

Na for North abi? I know all these Malams self en,

Oops!
Udoma.....ooookeeeeee!
It happened in the Land of our HERO!

gej come and see ya people

Chai I covered my dick with the blood of Jesus, Amen.

After some people will say there is no God.

Nairaland should stop promoting fake news.
36 joysticks went missing, yet not a single
victim was able to prove his case.

penis

emmykk:
Dear Nairalanders.



what is the meaning of the other room buhari talk about?

The other room is the bedroom where love making takes place, dum dum

AThiests be like

dotman4real007:
that boy is dangerous but yet he didn't get the right cucumber, he should have gone for jonathanniiii's cucumber that one would have vomited dollars.

Very very DRY. Not funny.

Koro like syndrome

sagieramos:
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utter rubbish!
there was a case like this where I worked and they had beaten the boy to stitches
I examined the man, while his wife was wailing!!! lo and behold he still had a penis and two testicles
I simply told them nothing has disappeared here.
the policemen then suggested the man gets it tested...I told them they could do whatever but for my medical examination nothing is missing

they later came to tell me how he "fired" two rounds at a brothel near their station!
he was promptly arrested and charged for aggravated assault and the boy became the complainant
the whole crowd that followed him and his wife then took to their heels

why cant the penis and testicles simply disappear?
our people can really be dumbos!

If it had happened in Kenya everyone would be posting the Zuma pic, saying "Kenya again"... No, it happened in Naija and now its fake. Chai!

veekid:
News like this no dey scarce for flat headz region; flat headz with their acephalous nature.

what's this thing saying.

hmmm,Nigeria my country

Nigeria is just a big joke

Eww scary

I always call southern ijaw, Satan Ijaw there re most wicked, heartless people in entire South South very devilish people. Why not kill the boy?

Nigerians have become so idiotic i must say, it's only in nigeria you will hear all kinda absurd stories.

I no dey believe this missing joystick stories

reflx:
utter rubbish!
there was a case like this where I worked and they had beaten the boy to stitches
I examined the man, while his wife was wailing!!! lo and behold he still had a penis and two testicles
I simply told them nothing has disappeared here.
the policemen then suggested the man gets it tested...I told them they could do whatever but for my medical examination nothing is missing

they later came to tell me how he "fired" two rounds at a brothel near their station!
he was promptly arrested and charged for aggravated assault and the boy became the complainant
the whole crowd that followed him and his wife then took to their heels

why cant the penis and testicles simply disappear?
our people can really be dumbos!

sorry sir this really happens oh.it happened to a friend of mine,and after enough beatings the aboki returned the kokoro oh.and they tested it there oh.this things are true.

prettysolid:
Since I was a kid, I have been hearing of missing and returning joysticks, but can there be a video of it for once, at least they say seeing is believing.

Go to the #OtherRoom for viewership

general111:
sorry sir this really happens oh.it happened to a friend of mine,and after enough beatings the aboki returned the kokoro oh.and they tested it there oh.this things are true.

How come there isn't a single picture/video. We have heard of 1 million cases, yet no video. Did you friend send you picture proof? I maintain they are all lies.

alaskido:
The other room is the bedroom where love making takes place, dum dum

he said the kitchen,the bedroom and the other room.cant he do it in the bedroom.?






the search of the otherbroom continue

No pictures... .....
I beliveth notnot

What makes you think its a lie? Its all fun and games until it happens to you. A similar incident happened very close to my house about 8yrs ago. It was a sales boy at a supermarket I regularly patronized. The guy's dick was gone...gone! He removed his boxers for all to see and it was gone.

Otubio:
Please stop spreading/posting all these fake stories. In this day and age where people will record a video of someone dieing to post on facebook rather than help the person, you mean no one could post a pic of the lost manhood. Please delete all these lies.