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Q: Why did the atheist throw her watch out the window? A: She wanted to see if it was designed intelligently enough to evolve into a bird. Q: What is so ironic about Atheists? A: They're always talking about God. Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist? A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages. Q: How does an Athesist girl have her hair done? A: In big bangs! Q: Why does an atheist wear red suspenders? A: To keep his pants from being taken up to heaven during the rapture. Q: What do you call an intelligent American? A: Atheist. Q: What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do? A: Stays awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog.


Q: Why did the Atheist cross the road? A: He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn't believe it until he tested his hypothesis.


Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won't claim that god did it.

Q: Why can't atheists solve exponential equations? A: Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Q: How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A: Break his legs.

http://www.jokes4us.com/religiousjokes/atheistjokes.html

maybe the meaning of "joke" has changed

taurus25:
maybe the meaning of "joke" has changed

Oh please!! If it were the other way round your sense of humour would have been working on overdrive.

The lightbulb joke cracked me up .

At least, theists get GODzilla.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

DeSepiero:
The lightbulb joke cracked me up .

Cracked me up too. That and the crossing the road joke

NPComplete:
Cracked me up too. That and the crossing the road joke

Sincerely, that's why the CCTV was invented. Maybe its inventor was an atheist.