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Atheist Jokes by Ahmadgani(op): 10:19pm On Oct 22, 2016
Q: Why did the atheist throw her watch out the window? A: She wanted to see if it was designed intelligently enough to evolve into a bird. Q: What is so ironic about Atheists? A: They're always talking about God. Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist? A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages. Q: How does an Athesist girl have her hair done? A: In big bangs! Q: Why does an atheist wear red suspenders? A: To keep his pants from being taken up to heaven during the rapture. Q: What do you call an intelligent American? A: Atheist. Q: What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do? A: Stays awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog.


Q: Why did the Atheist cross the road? A: He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn't believe it until he tested his hypothesis.


Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won't claim that god did it.

Q: Why can't atheists solve exponential equations? A: Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Q: How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A: Break his legs.

http://www.jokes4us.com/religiousjokes/atheistjokes.html
Re: Atheist Jokes by taurus25(m): 10:22pm On Oct 22, 2016
maybe the meaning of "joke" has changed
Re: Atheist Jokes by Pidggin(f):
grin

Re: Atheist Jokes by Ranchhoddas: 11:03pm On Oct 22, 2016
taurus25:
maybe the meaning of "joke" has changed
Oh please!! If it were the other way round your sense of humour would have been working on overdrive.
Re: Atheist Jokes by DeSepiero(m): 12:04am On Oct 23, 2016
The lightbulb joke cracked me up grin grin.
Re: Atheist Jokes by CoolUsername: 12:47am On Oct 23, 2016
tongue

Re: Atheist Jokes by CoolUsername: 12:57am On Oct 23, 2016
At least, theists get GODzilla.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Re: Atheist Jokes by NPComplete: 7:27am On Oct 23, 2016
DeSepiero:
The lightbulb joke cracked me up grin grin.
Cracked me up too. That and the crossing the road joke
Re: Atheist Jokes by DeSepiero(m): 7:34am On Oct 23, 2016
NPComplete:
Cracked me up too. That and the crossing the road joke
Sincerely, that's why the CCTV was invented. Maybe its inventor was an atheist.
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