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Nine Church Adverts That Will Amaze You by BJAYADEMOLA(op): 6:52am On Nov 05, 2016
Collection of eight church advert with packaging.
1. church with pidgin advert.. wetin I do u naw

Re: Nine Church Adverts That Will Amaze You by BJAYADEMOLA(op): 6:54am On Nov 05, 2016
2. pastor with cutlass

Re: Nine Church Adverts That Will Amaze You by BJAYADEMOLA(op): 6:55am On Nov 05, 2016
3. Anointing to travel... I smell America

Re: Nine Church Adverts That Will Amaze You by BJAYADEMOLA(op): 6:56am On Nov 05, 2016
4. Give me spouse

Re: Nine Church Adverts That Will Amaze You by BJAYADEMOLA(op): 6:57am On Nov 05, 2016
5. Leave my car let me drive

Re: Nine Church Adverts That Will Amaze You by Unsad(m):
I WILL NOT LEAVE NAIRALAND EMPTY HANDED. I'M LEAVING WITH Mzyouzee1 wink
Re: Nine Church Adverts That Will Amaze You by BJAYADEMOLA(op): 7:01am On Nov 05, 2016
6. I will not leave Lagos empty handed

Re: Nine Church Adverts That Will Amaze You by klassykute(m): 7:02am On Nov 05, 2016
got one
Re: Nine Church Adverts That Will Amaze You by BJAYADEMOLA(op): 7:03am On Nov 05, 2016
7. Tayad for nonsense
Tayad for recession

Re: Nine Church Adverts That Will Amaze You by TunezO(m): 7:03am On Nov 05, 2016
grin
Re: Nine Church Adverts That Will Amaze You by HIScraziness(m): 7:04am On Nov 05, 2016
" I will not leave Lagos empty handed " Deuteronomy 7:14


Is that in the bible?? angry angry
Re: Nine Church Adverts That Will Amaze You by BJAYADEMOLA(op): 7:06am On Nov 05, 2016
8. Who wake the sleeping lion

Re: Nine Church Adverts That Will Amaze You by BJAYADEMOLA(op): 7:07am On Nov 05, 2016
9. UNCLE lalasticlala WETIN I DO YOU?

Re: Nine Church Adverts That Will Amaze You by Nobody: 7:07am On Nov 05, 2016
"Abi you dey crays ni, abi you wan make Jesus destroy una generation " grin
Re: Nine Church Adverts That Will Amaze You by daewoorazer(m): 7:10am On Nov 05, 2016
Lol
Re: Nine Church Adverts That Will Amaze You by Raydos(m): 7:31am On Nov 05, 2016
Buhari sef
Re: Nine Church Adverts That Will Amaze You by Turks: 1:28pm On Nov 06, 2016
All na marketing strategy.
Re: Nine Church Adverts That Will Amaze You by veekid(m): 1:28pm On Nov 06, 2016
This country sef
Re: Nine Church Adverts That Will Amaze You by Nobody: 1:28pm On Nov 06, 2016
grin grin grin grin
Re: Nine Church Adverts That Will Amaze You by chuose2: 1:29pm On Nov 06, 2016
Dem dey collect dollars like Adeboye? cheesy
Anybody sabi grin


Xeedorf:
Why I'm Even More Convinced Pastor Adeboye Is A Charlatan By Dr. Ijabla Raymond
"Sow In Dollars If You Want Returns In Dollars, And Use The Biggest Denomination" ~ Pastor E.A Adeboye
in "Open Heavens" Volume 12; 20 November 2012. (ISBN: 978-36079-4-4)

1). If you want returns in Dollars, sow in Dollars. Do not sow in Naira and be expecting a harvest in Euro. It does not work like that.
2). It is the particular denomination that you use that God will multiply and return to you.
3). Do yourself a favor by using the biggest denominations so as to get the greatest harvest
.

For the reader's convenience, I have captured the entire exhortation in three screenshots.

The screenshots are for the people who refuse to believe Adeboye could ever say anything like that. They are for those who still believe the man speaks for, and on behalf, of God. They are for those who struggle to accept that the entire Redeemed Church enterprise is all about money. They are for those who live in denial of the fact they have been lied to and scammed by the people they have trusted and respected all their lives. 

A friend of mine wrote: "The only way to sell a lie is to hide it between two truths." As these screenshots show, Adeboye's exploitative message is cunningly sandwiched between mostly benign exhortations and does not appear until the month of November, right towards the end of his book.

What exactly does an all-sufficient God need money for? Oh yeah, He needs it to fuel Adeboye's private jet. Adeboye and his fellow pastorpreneurs can resurrect dead people and cure every disease known to man, but they cannot cause money to appear from thin air to pay for their extravagant lifestyle - they need your money for that. 

How can anyone justify buying a private jet with the donations of people who cannot send their children to school, afford hospital bills or even eat three square meals a day? The pope does not own a private jet even though he heads the largest church in the world. Neither does the British Prime Minister, the head of one of the most powerful countries in the world. It is difficult to see that our jet-flying pastors have more important jobs than these individuals. As I said in a previous article, their message lacks the power to transform our society. Corruption and poverty remain endemic in our society although there is a church or a mosque on practically every Nigerian street. What then is so urgent and special about their message that requires a private jet to spread around the world? 

If this were truly about spreading the gospel of Jesus then where better to fly to than Pakistan, Iran, Afghanistan, Yemen and Somalia? Perhaps, the witches and demons in the airspace over these countries will not grant our Holy Ghost-filled pastorpreneurs permission to land their jets. It seems the ones in the U.S., U.K. and the rich countries of Europe are so impressed by our pastorpreneurs they have signed a memorandum of understanding which grants open access to the airspace over these countries. 

The fear of witches, demons, evil spirits, generational curses, and the threat of eternal punishment in hell fire is a potent tool in the hands of charlatans to maintain their control over gullible people. It is in their interest to garnish and perpetuate these myths because the continued success of their trade is reliant on the pervasiveness of these myths in society. 

Indeed, it is easier to deceive than to convince gullible people that they are being deceived. Harriet Tubman said: "I freed a thousand slaves. I could have freed a thousand more if only they knew they were slaves." In my view, only those who have been mentally enslaved by Adeboye and his fellow pastorpreneurs will defend the screenshot sermons, and they cannot be freed until they have come to this realization.

Ijabla is a medical doctor and a humanist. He writes from the U.K. and can be reached at ijabijay@me.com. You can follow him on Twitter: @ijabijay.


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Re: Nine Church Adverts That Will Amaze You by ajoskele(m): 1:29pm On Nov 06, 2016
lol..Oga OP..noh do wetin go make yu get mouth odour oo.

Na d last kobo wey I get I boro yu so.
Re: Nine Church Adverts That Will Amaze You by Badtman(m): 1:29pm On Nov 06, 2016
10, MMM moku mogbe modaran inside church grin

Re: Nine Church Adverts That Will Amaze You by casttlebarbz(m): 1:29pm On Nov 06, 2016
Leave me and let me drive my car
Re: Nine Church Adverts That Will Amaze You by lailo: 1:30pm On Nov 06, 2016
Most churches in SS/SE are business ventures.
Re: Nine Church Adverts That Will Amaze You by Nobody: 1:31pm On Nov 06, 2016
If you like smell America from now till next year,Na Ajegunle you go land grin grin
Happy new week everyone!!
Re: Nine Church Adverts That Will Amaze You by PrinceAAT(m): 1:31pm On Nov 06, 2016
;DNigeria pastors no go kill us with there money collection strategy.
Re: Nine Church Adverts That Will Amaze You by Agbgift(f): 1:31pm On Nov 06, 2016
Hmmmmmmmm
Re: Nine Church Adverts That Will Amaze You by JeffreyJamez(m): 1:31pm On Nov 06, 2016
I can't breath

buahahahahahahahaha grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Nine Church Adverts That Will Amaze You by MrRichy(m): 1:31pm On Nov 06, 2016
Hiroshima night. grin


fake pastors will not kill person
Re: Nine Church Adverts That Will Amaze You by beautiful232(f): 1:32pm On Nov 06, 2016
whathuh??

have never come across this before.
what are people turning Christianity to?
Re: Nine Church Adverts That Will Amaze You by AlexCk: 1:32pm On Nov 06, 2016
They all sound like nollywood movies grin


But seriously though, are these really real, and people will actually attend these?? Choi, some folks are easily gullible
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