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Ten ways to win an Election in Nigeria setting.
Political candidates in Nigeria across every level go through alot to garner votes.

1. Discuss with the power that be to know if you are good to go, if they disapprove just "jejely" accept defeat and don't go and start wasting money because you wouldn't win but if they approve,you have won halfway.
2. Even if you are proud become humble, start doing things average Nigerians do, like buying meat at Sabo market, eat rice and stew at Iya Risi buka among others and remember to take your photographer along with you.
3. Have an online PR,yes this is the order of the day,Today Nigeria election can determine from the online community,so you have to employ a PR or a team of PRs to manage your online campaign(I can offer the service too o..)
4. Know your strongholds and be sure they are truly your strong holds so its doesn't turn to be your weak holds on the main day.
5. Always have a punch line for any candidate that tries to fire you. follow the tactics fire for fire(note: only wordplay)
6. Never ever underestimate the other opponents.
7. There are no permanent friends or fiends but permanent interest therefore, don't trust your friends too much and don't push your fiends away.
8. Always have a plan B and let it be personal.
9. if you are good with propaganda by all means please use it.
10. Above all be prepared to gift out consumables to the public.
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hw about paying those noisemakers whose names start with f not to support you

And what if everyone going for a certain position decides to follow all these?



This is all pretense.

Laveda:
And what if everyone going for a certain position decides to follow all these?



This is all pretense.

what do we have in Nigeria!

You forget,always patronize babalawo,alfas and prophets so arm you with various ''armour'' so you won't be killed liked a goat

6 top tips on how to win an election in Nigeria: http://www.naijiant.com/articles/top-6-tips-on-winning-selections-in-nigeria/

even if pdp do all these , they'll still lose.

Hmmmmmmm

I can't find the most crucial 'way' there and it's very annoying. Don't tell me that you don't know that the first way to win an election in Nigeria is paying Femi Fani-Kayode (FFK) NOT to support you? Pay him and ask him never to support your candidature and you would be declared the winner.