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Re: This Is Getting More Funny by Deicide: 6:31pm On Dec 14, 2016
hahn:
He is also leaning towards deism so he can save himself the humiliation that he has been wrong all along cheesy grin
He is afraid that his fellow CHRISTIANS will abandone him cheesy The feeling of Rejection..
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by Deicide: 6:33pm On Dec 14, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
I believe the next logical question would be 'how do you know this' ? How does one determine what parts of the Bible are literal and those that are not?
Can you just Imagine That guy? He think say We be Mumu 4 here abi cheesy
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by damogul: 6:37pm On Dec 14, 2016
hahn:
Lol

All your explanations are nothing but you trying to make sense out of a senseless quote in a book. "Divine guessing"

The problem with you theists is the ability to interpret bible verses to your benefit.

If this argument was in your favor you would have been backing the fact that god has human features

Like, why do you use "he" to describe god if it doesn't have a body parts? undecided
Do you think this is the first time i am seeing that scripture or the first time i have been asked about it? Dude i am a bible scholar duly mentored and brushed up by Benson idahosa in all nations for Christ bible institute. I do not guess Gods word i know it by revelation for every word comes with a rhema which i know your carnality would never have.

cc Ranchhoddas
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by hahn(m): 6:40pm On Dec 14, 2016
damogul:
Do you think this is the first time i am seeing that scripture or the first time i have been asked about it? Dude i am a bible scholar duly mentored and brushed up by Benson idahosa in all nations for Christ bible institute. I do not guess Gods word i know it by revelation for every word comes with a rhema which i know your carnality would never have.

cc Ranchhoddas
Rubbish undecided
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by hahn(m): 6:40pm On Dec 14, 2016
Deicide:
He is afraid that his fellow CHRISTIANS will abandone him cheesy The feeling of Rejection..
Yeah

Defending bullshit is way easier cheesy grin
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by damogul: 6:43pm On Dec 14, 2016
hahn:
Rubbish undecided
Of course its rubbish. I am an authority in this field which clearly you are not especially with all your literal mucking up of scripture to suite your warped mind.
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by Deicide: 6:46pm On Dec 14, 2016
hahn:
But god specifically says in Exodus 33:23 “Then I will take [b]My hand
away and you shall see My back , but My face shall not be seen.”

Care to elaborate?

Kingebukasblog, come and see o. Jehovah is pointing out it's body parts here

If Yahweh was So strong Moses would not even be able to see his back in His Glory it's either otemanuduno was Right that Yahweh was trying to Play Tricks Or Yahweh just lied to Moses and then played a Trick grin we all saw what happened to Semele when she Tried to See the God Zeus glory She died instantly.... But again Moses Was a wise man He has been Talking to Yahweh in His physical(human) form maybe something hit him one day and he was like you sure say this Guy way i day manage my bed with Everyday na God so make i ask am Test Question Na "oya today na Today this guy must show me say him be God" just cause you day fly Rocket ship way i no Understand no mean say i go believe You grin
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by Deicide: 6:50pm On Dec 14, 2016
damogul:
Of course its rubbish. I am an authority in this field which clearly you are not especially with all your literal mucking up of scripture to suite your warped mind.
Dude it Is still Rubbish..
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by Deicide: 6:54pm On Dec 14, 2016
hahn:
Yeah

Defending bullshit With science Fiction is way easier cheesy grin
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by OtemWonyahweh:
damogul:
Of course its rubbish. I am an authority in this field which clearly you are not especially with all your literal mucking up of scripture to suite your warped mind.
That Africans are beginning to critically use their brains to question satan(yahweh) while I am still alive is a sign of a good future for Africa. Satan(Yahweh) is indeed in trouble both physically and spiritually. Blessed be Atum, Olorun, Chukwu, Oghene, Iweya and other African gods who are making sure that Yahweh remains in his cage while RELIGION is being dealt with in my continent cool

Tabioth 14: 11-18:
11. And from the time of Otem thenceforth shall a great change come upon the homos of Murmoh. And the revelations of Otem shall take away the slavery of the minds which have come upon them.
12. And they shall have the minds which are true. Then shall the continent of Murmoh become greater and better. And the lands shall know peace in their minds, and then shall the peace of their minds reflect in their external world to reshape it.
13. Now here is a thummim which shall occur at that time. The homos shall treat each other as friends and they shall strive to help others.
14. And the mentality of the homos of Murmoh(Africa) shall be, who shall I help? And it shall come to pass that they who have shall do competitions to see which of them shall help those who does not have.
15. And love for each other shall be pronounced more than before. And in those days, he who gives to the priests shall say, it is enough. And they shall say, where are the needy that I might give to them?
[color= red]16. And where are they who are sick that I should heal them with the resources of my hands? And one homo shall look at another and say, I can see God in you. And another homo shall say, how shall I hurt mankind? For if I hurt you, then I have hurt nature.[/color]
17. All these things shall be in the time when Otem shall establish the truth. And they who make noise to affirm their beliefs shall begin to reduce in their populations. And those who kill to convert souls to their beliefs shall also begin to bow out.
18. So shall cleansing of thoughts continue in those days. And the Almighty God who made the universe shall be known and loved, even when he does not interfere in the affairs of the world wholeheartedly.
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by Ranchhoddas: 7:09pm On Dec 14, 2016
damogul:
Do you think this is the first time i am seeing that scripture or the first time i have been asked about it? Dude i am a bible scholar duly mentored and brushed up by Benson idahosa in all nations for Christ bible institute. I do not guess Gods word i know it by revelation for every word comes with a rhema...
This suggests that you were taught. Already prepared answers were given to you. Why do you think they are true? I have a feeling that some some other Bible Schools would interprete it as literal.
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by dalaman: 7:10pm On Dec 14, 2016
hahn:
Obviously, god is promising Moses a sigh of it's back

And what the hell does this mean?



Is this divine guessing? undecided
It is divine making things as you go.
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by damogul: 7:11pm On Dec 14, 2016
Deicide:
Dude it Is still Rubbish..
Was i talking to you or to hahn. I do not appreciate kids butting in when i am conversing maturely or is there anywhere i quoted you on this thread?
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by damogul: 7:12pm On Dec 14, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
This suggests that you were taught. Already prepared answers were given to you. Why do you think they are true? I have a feeling that some some other Bible Schools would interprete it as literal.
Do you know what Rhema is? You saw me mention Rhema there did you not?
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by Deicide: 7:13pm On Dec 14, 2016
damogul:
Was i talking to you or to hahn. I do not appreciate kids butting in when i am conversing maturely or is there anywhere i quoted you on this thread?
THE THREAD IS NOT ABOUT YOU THATS WHY ITS CALLED A FORUM PEOPLE COME HERE TO LEARN AND ASK QUESTIONS ALSO..
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by damogul: 7:15pm On Dec 14, 2016
Deicide:
THE THREAD IS NOT ABOUT YOU THATS WHY ITS CALLED A FORUM PEOPLE COME HERE TO LEARN AND ASK QUESTIONS ALSO..
I can choose whom to converse with can i not and i say you are not on that list! Illogicality/ Puerility is something i do not subscribe to.
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by Ranchhoddas: 7:16pm On Dec 14, 2016
OtemWonyahweh:
Blessed be Atum, Olorun, Chukwu, Oghene, Iweya
You seem to be cool with all other presentations of the Divine. What is it about the Bible's presentation that 'enrages' you?
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by OtemWonyahweh: 7:19pm On Dec 14, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
You seem to be cool with all other presentations of the Divine. What is it about the Bible's presentation that 'enrages' you?
The day you will know that your best friend is actually your Worst enemy and the enemy of the entire humanity, I'm sure you won't take it easy with him. Same goes for Satan(Yahweh) whom I worship as God Almighty before until I got the revelation of truth about whom he is.
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by Ranchhoddas: 7:20pm On Dec 14, 2016
damogul:
Do you know what Rhema is? You saw me mention Rhema there did you not?
I did and I actually wish you did not, as it makes continuing my line of query unnecessary.
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by KingEbukasBlog(m): 7:21pm On Dec 14, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
This suggests that you were taught. Already prepared answers were given to you. Why do you think they are true? I have a feeling that some some other Bible Schools would interprete it as literal.
Literal interpretation is

1. It was pre-incarnate Christ talking

2. It was theophany

Nobody is insisting that either the literal or metaphorical view of the text is incontrovertibly true . Simple


And I'm not a deist . I'm just fascinated by deism .
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by Deicide: 7:24pm On Dec 14, 2016
damogul:
I can choose whom to converse with can i not and i say you are not on that list! Illogicality/ Puerility is something i do not subscribe to.
THIS IS NON OF MY BUSINESS AS I WOULD KEEP ON EXPOSING YOUR LIES AMD BY THE WAY WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?

HAHN YOU REMEMBER ALL THOSE THREAD IN THE PAST 4EVERGOD CALLED RUBBISH AT THE FIRST PAGE AND ITS NOT WORTH HIS TIME BUT HE WOULD COMMENT ON THE THREAD UP TO THE LAST PAGE ARGUING IN A THREAD THAT DOESNT WORTH HIS TIME! cheesy DUDE AM NOT NEW HERE ON NL..
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by dalaman: 7:25pm On Dec 14, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
Literal interpretation is

1. It was pre-incarnate Christ talking

2. It was theophany

Nobody is insisting that either the literal or metaphorical view of the text is incontrovertibly true . Simple


And I'm not a deist . I'm just fascinated by deism .
Inother words it is just pure speculation since non of the two positions are actually true in the real sense of the word.
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by randomperson: 7:25pm On Dec 14, 2016
damogul:
Do you think this is the first time i am seeing that scripture or the first time i have been asked about it? Dude i am a bible scholar duly mentored and brushed up by Benson idahosa in all nations for Christ bible institute. I do not guess Gods word i know it by revelation for every word comes with a rhema which i know your carnality would never have.

cc Ranchhoddas
And you are the only one that has revelation?? Because the holy spirit is supposed to be in all Christians so this revelation should be common knowledge to ask Christians... Or u have another version of the holy spirit? grin
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by Deicide: 7:26pm On Dec 14, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
And I'm not a deist . I'm just fascinated by deism .
Just like i was Fascinated about Atheism..... cheesy
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by damogul: 7:28pm On Dec 14, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
I did and I actually wish you did not, as it makes continuing my line of query unnecessary.
The word of God is spiritually discerned which is why we were given the Holy spirit.

1 Corinthians 2:11-14
For who among men knows the thoughts of a man except the spirit of the man which is in him? Even so the thoughts of God no one knows except the Spirit of God. Now we have received, not the spirit of the world, but the Spirit who is from God, so that we may know the things freely given to us by God, which things we also speak, not in words taught by human wisdom, but in those taught by the Spirit, combining spiritual thoughts with spiritual words.
But a natural man does not accept the things of the Spirit of God, for they are foolishness to him; and he cannot understand them, because they are spiritually appraised.

John 14: 26
But the Comforter, which is the Holy Ghost, whom the Father will send in my name, he shall teach you all things, and bring all things to your remembrance, whatsoever I have said unto you.



Trying to use your head knowledge to discern the words of God is folly. This is why many make mistakes on their own but still turn around and blame God.
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by randomperson: 7:30pm On Dec 14, 2016
damogul:
The word of God is spiritually discerned which is why we were given the Holy spirit.

1 Corinthians 2:11-14
For who among men knows the thoughts of a man except the spirit of the man which is in him? Even so the thoughts of God no one knows except the Spirit of God. Now we have received, not the spirit of the world, but the Spirit who is from God, so that we may know the things freely given to us by God, which things we also speak, not in words taught by human wisdom, but in those taught by the Spirit, combining spiritual thoughts with spiritual words.
But a natural man does not accept the things of the Spirit of God, for they are foolishness to him; and he cannot understand them, because they are spiritually appraised.

John 14: 26
But the Comforter, which is the Holy Ghost, whom the Father will send in my name, he shall teach you all things, and bring all things to your remembrance, whatsoever I have said unto you.



Trying to use your head knowledge to discern the words of God is folly. This is why many make mistakes on their own but still turn around and blame God.
Then how come there is so much controversy in the church?? Or is it not the same holy spirit?
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by KingEbukasBlog(m): 7:31pm On Dec 14, 2016
dalaman:
Inother words it is just pure speculation since non of the two positions are actually true in the real sense of the word.
I clearly explained that if it is taken literally , it is pre-incarnate Christ or a theophany , if its not then it is the use of anthropomorphism (metaphorical )

Either of the two is true .
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by damogul: 7:31pm On Dec 14, 2016
randomperson:
Then how come there is so much controversy in the church?? Or is it not the same holy spirit?
If you understood the last part of that comment you would not have asked this question.

This was the last part

Trying to use your head knowledge to discern the words of God is folly. This is why many make mistakes on their own but still turn around and blame God.
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by KingEbukasBlog(m):
Deicide:
Just like i was Fascinated about Atheism..... cheesy
Atheism is vapid . It just says "there is no God" and that is it . Or is there anything else I missed huh

Before you reply , religious skepticism is not atheism .
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by dalaman: 7:34pm On Dec 14, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
I clearly explained that if it is taken literally , it is pre-incarnate Christ or a theophany , if its not then it is the use of anthropomorphism (metaphorical )

Either of the two is true .
Pre-incarnate Christ in Jewish stories abi? Well done.
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by Ranchhoddas: 7:34pm On Dec 14, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
Literal interpretation is

1. It was pre-incarnate Christ talking

2. It was theophany

Nobody is insisting that either the literal or metaphorical view of the text is incontrovertibly true Simple


And I'm not a deist . I'm just fascinated by deism .
Damogul disagrees with the highlighted. I am not familiar with the term 'theophany' and I am not in the right frame of mind for googling 'things'. A little explanation is required.
Re: This Is Getting More Funny by damogul: 7:36pm On Dec 14, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
Damogul disagrees with the highlighted. I am not familiar with the term 'theophany' and I am not in the right frame of mind for googling 'things'. A little explanation is required.
Theophany is a visible manifestation of God.
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