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| Re: This Is Getting More Funny by Deicide: 6:31pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
hahn:He is afraid that his fellow CHRISTIANS will abandone him The feeling of Rejection.. |
| Re: This Is Getting More Funny by Deicide: 6:33pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
Ranchhoddas:Can you just Imagine That guy? He think say We be Mumu 4 here abi ![]() |
| Re: This Is Getting More Funny by damogul: 6:37pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
hahn:Do you think this is the first time i am seeing that scripture or the first time i have been asked about it? Dude i am a bible scholar duly mentored and brushed up by Benson idahosa in all nations for Christ bible institute. I do not guess Gods word i know it by revelation for every word comes with a rhema which i know your carnality would never have. cc Ranchhoddas |
| Re: This Is Getting More Funny by hahn(m): 6:40pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
damogul:Rubbish ![]() |
| Re: This Is Getting More Funny by hahn(m): 6:40pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
Deicide:Yeah Defending bullshit is way easier ![]() |
| Re: This Is Getting More Funny by damogul: 6:43pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
hahn:Of course its rubbish. I am an authority in this field which clearly you are not especially with all your literal mucking up of scripture to suite your warped mind. |
| Re: This Is Getting More Funny by Deicide: 6:46pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
hahn: But god specifically says in Exodus 33:23 “Then I will take [b]My hand away and you shall see My back , but My face shall not be seen.” Care to elaborate? Kingebukasblog, come and see o. Jehovah is pointing out it's body parts here If Yahweh was So strong Moses would not even be able to see his back in His Glory it's either otemanuduno was Right that Yahweh was trying to Play Tricks Or Yahweh just lied to Moses and then played a Trick we all saw what happened to Semele when she Tried to See the God Zeus glory She died instantly.... But again Moses Was a wise man He has been Talking to Yahweh in His physical(human) form maybe something hit him one day and he was like you sure say this Guy way i day manage my bed with Everyday na God so make i ask am Test Question Na "oya today na Today this guy must show me say him be God" just cause you day fly Rocket ship way i no Understand no mean say i go believe You |
| Re: This Is Getting More Funny by Deicide: 6:50pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
damogul:Dude it Is still Rubbish.. |
| Re: This Is Getting More Funny by Deicide: 6:54pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
hahn: |
| Re: This Is Getting More Funny by OtemWonyahweh: 6:57pm On Dec 14, 2016*. Modified: 7:17pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
damogul:That Africans are beginning to critically use their brains to question satan(yahweh) while I am still alive is a sign of a good future for Africa. Satan(Yahweh) is indeed in trouble both physically and spiritually. Blessed be Atum, Olorun, Chukwu, Oghene, Iweya and other African gods who are making sure that Yahweh remains in his cage while RELIGION is being dealt with in my continent ![]() Tabioth 14: 11-18: |
| Re: This Is Getting More Funny by Ranchhoddas: 7:09pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
damogul:This suggests that you were taught. Already prepared answers were given to you. Why do you think they are true? I have a feeling that some some other Bible Schools would interprete it as literal. |
| Re: This Is Getting More Funny by dalaman: 7:10pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
hahn:It is divine making things as you go. |
| Re: This Is Getting More Funny by damogul: 7:11pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
Deicide:Was i talking to you or to hahn. I do not appreciate kids butting in when i am conversing maturely or is there anywhere i quoted you on this thread? |
| Re: This Is Getting More Funny by damogul: 7:12pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
Ranchhoddas:Do you know what Rhema is? You saw me mention Rhema there did you not? |
| Re: This Is Getting More Funny by Deicide: 7:13pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
damogul:THE THREAD IS NOT ABOUT YOU THATS WHY ITS CALLED A FORUM PEOPLE COME HERE TO LEARN AND ASK QUESTIONS ALSO.. |
| Re: This Is Getting More Funny by damogul: 7:15pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
Deicide:I can choose whom to converse with can i not and i say you are not on that list! Illogicality/ Puerility is something i do not subscribe to. |
| Re: This Is Getting More Funny by Ranchhoddas: 7:16pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
OtemWonyahweh:You seem to be cool with all other presentations of the Divine. What is it about the Bible's presentation that 'enrages' you? |
| Re: This Is Getting More Funny by OtemWonyahweh: 7:19pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
Ranchhoddas:The day you will know that your best friend is actually your Worst enemy and the enemy of the entire humanity, I'm sure you won't take it easy with him. Same goes for Satan(Yahweh) whom I worship as God Almighty before until I got the revelation of truth about whom he is. |
| Re: This Is Getting More Funny by Ranchhoddas: 7:20pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
damogul:I did and I actually wish you did not, as it makes continuing my line of query unnecessary. |
| Re: This Is Getting More Funny by KingEbukasBlog(m): 7:21pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
Ranchhoddas:Literal interpretation is 1. It was pre-incarnate Christ talking 2. It was theophany Nobody is insisting that either the literal or metaphorical view of the text is incontrovertibly true . Simple And I'm not a deist . I'm just fascinated by deism . |
| Re: This Is Getting More Funny by Deicide: 7:24pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
damogul:THIS IS NON OF MY BUSINESS AS I WOULD KEEP ON EXPOSING YOUR LIES AMD BY THE WAY WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW? HAHN YOU REMEMBER ALL THOSE THREAD IN THE PAST 4EVERGOD CALLED RUBBISH AT THE FIRST PAGE AND ITS NOT WORTH HIS TIME BUT HE WOULD COMMENT ON THE THREAD UP TO THE LAST PAGE ARGUING IN A THREAD THAT DOESNT WORTH HIS TIME! DUDE AM NOT NEW HERE ON NL.. |
| Re: This Is Getting More Funny by dalaman: 7:25pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
KingEbukasBlog:Inother words it is just pure speculation since non of the two positions are actually true in the real sense of the word. |
| Re: This Is Getting More Funny by randomperson: 7:25pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
damogul:And you are the only one that has revelation?? Because the holy spirit is supposed to be in all Christians so this revelation should be common knowledge to ask Christians... Or u have another version of the holy spirit? ![]() |
| Re: This Is Getting More Funny by Deicide: 7:26pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
KingEbukasBlog:Just like i was Fascinated about Atheism..... ![]() |
| Re: This Is Getting More Funny by damogul: 7:28pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
Ranchhoddas:The word of God is spiritually discerned which is why we were given the Holy spirit. 1 Corinthians 2:11-14 For who among men knows the thoughts of a man except the spirit of the man which is in him? Even so the thoughts of God no one knows except the Spirit of God. Now we have received, not the spirit of the world, but the Spirit who is from God, so that we may know the things freely given to us by God, which things we also speak, not in words taught by human wisdom, but in those taught by the Spirit, combining spiritual thoughts with spiritual words. But a natural man does not accept the things of the Spirit of God, for they are foolishness to him; and he cannot understand them, because they are spiritually appraised. John 14: 26 But the Comforter, which is the Holy Ghost, whom the Father will send in my name, he shall teach you all things, and bring all things to your remembrance, whatsoever I have said unto you. Trying to use your head knowledge to discern the words of God is folly. This is why many make mistakes on their own but still turn around and blame God. |
| Re: This Is Getting More Funny by randomperson: 7:30pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
damogul:Then how come there is so much controversy in the church?? Or is it not the same holy spirit? |
| Re: This Is Getting More Funny by KingEbukasBlog(m): 7:31pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
dalaman:I clearly explained that if it is taken literally , it is pre-incarnate Christ or a theophany , if its not then it is the use of anthropomorphism (metaphorical ) Either of the two is true . |
| Re: This Is Getting More Funny by damogul: 7:31pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
randomperson:If you understood the last part of that comment you would not have asked this question. This was the last part Trying to use your head knowledge to discern the words of God is folly. This is why many make mistakes on their own but still turn around and blame God. |
| Re: This Is Getting More Funny by KingEbukasBlog(m): 7:33pm On Dec 14, 2016*. Modified: 7:52pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
Deicide:Atheism is vapid . It just says "there is no God" and that is it . Or is there anything else I missed ![]() Before you reply , religious skepticism is not atheism . |
| Re: This Is Getting More Funny by dalaman: 7:34pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
KingEbukasBlog:Pre-incarnate Christ in Jewish stories abi? Well done. |
| Re: This Is Getting More Funny by Ranchhoddas: 7:34pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
KingEbukasBlog:Damogul disagrees with the highlighted. I am not familiar with the term 'theophany' and I am not in the right frame of mind for googling 'things'. A little explanation is required. |
| Re: This Is Getting More Funny by damogul: 7:36pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
Ranchhoddas:Theophany is a visible manifestation of God. |
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