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Shocking! MMM's True Plans For Jan. 15 Of Next Year Revealed. by JoyTracy(op):
When MMM froze my money,
I
thought about it and I found
out that life without MMM MONEY
would be meaningless.

So I decided to kill myself .
.
I jumped from my reading table to
my very
soft Mouka foam but I didn't die.
I
went to the
express road and looked carefully
before
crossing the road and nothing
happened to me.

.
I drank four rubbers of lacasera with
plenty
suya but nothing happened,,

I took a
lot of
mangoes without swallowing the
seeds,

yet I
didn't see hell!.
.

I proceeded to another level of
concotion.
I
prepared gizzard and kidney sauce
with
strawberry juice and lots of fresh
tomatoes,
yet
nothing happened to me.
I ate
cake,chocolate
mixed with ice cream still I didn't
die.
Am so worried now because I
just finished
eating fried rice with chilled Malta
Guinness

and fresh fruit salad but nothing has
happened
to me.

I am really upset now.
.


Friends,what do I do?
Should I try
fried plantain
and chicken with fresh milk?
Will it
work?

because I really want to kill myself?.
Re: Shocking! MMM's True Plans For Jan. 15 Of Next Year Revealed. by luvlyoracle(m): 10:50pm On Dec 24, 2016
grin
JoyTracy:
When MMM froze my money, I
thought about it and I found
out that life without MMM MONEY
would be meaningless.
So I decided to kill myself .
.
I jumped from my reading table to
my very
soft Mouka foam but I didn't die. I
went to the
express road and looked carefully
before
crossing the road and nothing
happened to me.
.
I drank four rubbers of lacasera with
plenty
suya but nothing happened,,I took a
lot of
mangoes without swallowing the
seeds,yet I
didn't see hell!.
.
I proceeded to another level of
concotion. I
prepared gizzard and kidney sauce
with
strawberry juice and lots of fresh
tomatoes,yet
nothing happened to me. I ate
cake,chocolate
mixed with ice cream still I didn't
die. Am so worried now because I
just finished
eating fried rice with chilled Malta
Guinness
and fresh fruit salad but nothing has
happened
to me. I am really upset now.
.
Friends,what do I do? Should I try
fried plantain
and chicken with fresh milk? Will it
work
because I really want to kill myself?
2 hrs ·
Re: Shocking! MMM's True Plans For Jan. 15 Of Next Year Revealed. by Teague4league(m): 10:53pm On Dec 24, 2016
grin grin
Try mixing cement with insecticide huh
shocked grin grin
Nice joke tho.
Re: Shocking! MMM's True Plans For Jan. 15 Of Next Year Revealed. by trueking: 10:58pm On Dec 24, 2016
Wow op, I've also been trying to kill myself, tried fried rice and fish with a bottle of Chilled Ashanti wine, I've spent a week in presidential hotel with loved ones but am still here kicking fine, I just had wheat bread omelette and coffee, I really hope this works cheesy
Re: Shocking! MMM's True Plans For Jan. 15 Of Next Year Revealed. by Nobody: 11:00pm On Dec 24, 2016
@joytracy this is dry and hopelessly stale! undecided
Re: Shocking! MMM's True Plans For Jan. 15 Of Next Year Revealed. by VickyRotex(f): 11:02pm On Dec 24, 2016
Plagiarism! angry
Re: Shocking! MMM's True Plans For Jan. 15 Of Next Year Revealed. by themonk(m): 11:10pm On Dec 24, 2016
JoyTracy:
When MMM froze my money, I
thought about it and I found
out that life without MMM MONEY
would be meaningless.
So I decided to kill myself .
.
I jumped from my reading table to
my very
soft Mouka foam but I didn't die. I
went to the
express road and looked carefully
before
crossing the road and nothing
happened to me.
.
I drank four rubbers of lacasera with
plenty
suya but nothing happened,,I took a
lot of
mangoes without swallowing the
seeds,yet I
didn't see hell!.
.
I proceeded to another level of
concotion. I
prepared gizzard and kidney sauce
with
strawberry juice and lots of fresh
tomatoes,yet
nothing happened to me. I ate
cake,chocolate
mixed with ice cream still I didn't
die. Am so worried now because I
just finished
eating fried rice with chilled Malta
Guinness
and fresh fruit salad but nothing has
happened
to me. I am really upset now.
.
Friends,what do I do? Should I try
fried plantain
and chicken with fresh milk? Will it
work
because I really want to kill myself?
2 hrs ·
Lol, very funny. How are you?
Re: Shocking! MMM's True Plans For Jan. 15 Of Next Year Revealed. by Scatterscatter(m): 11:32pm On Dec 24, 2016
Dnt worry yourself, just come to me.

I will epp you to kill yourself lipsrsealed
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