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12 Ridiculous Ways Nigerian Police Identify Yahoo Boys by Nobody: 7:41am On Jan 04, 2017 |
Nigeria has an international reputation for having more princes than actual thrones in the country. Because our Nigerian police force cares so much about our reputation abroad, they are fighting the battle from the roots, on streets across Nigeria. So they are either stopping you on the road, whether you are driving or trekking, or bursting into your room in the middle of the night. This is how Nigerian policemen identify Yahoo Boys. 1. Bling-bling It doesn’t matter that the gold chain is most likely not real gold. Nope. You must settle or reach station. 2. Laptop bag. “Eyys. Come here. Is there laptop inside your bag? Where is the receipt? Are you carrying it around so you can quickly do the wire?” 3. You’re trekking with iPhone 6. “Why are you walking on the road with an iPhone 6? Oho! so you have money to buy iPhone but you don’t have money to buy car?” Naizwan. Oya, to the station. 4. Driving a Lexus when you’re not looking old. “It isn’t your parent’s car, then where did you get money to buy it? And did anybody ask you whether you have a good job or not? Are the papers of the car even original or you downloaded it from the internet?” When you explain to them, they’ll just be like, 5. Once they see an international number on your phone. Why are you calling international number when yo u’ve not finished talking to people in Nigeria? Whose business is it that it is your uncle that wants to send you small something? Is he even your uncle? 6. When they see a white woman on your phone. Who is Celine Dion , is that the American woman sending you dollars? 7. awhenyou dress too well. “Why is your shirt standing like this? Is it pounds you used to iron it? Why are you this dressed in the morning and you don’t have office? Is your work on the road or on your laptop?” And when you tell them that you like to dress well, they’ll be like, 8. When they see anything Western Union on your body. “So you’ve been doing Yahoo to the extent that they’ve given you souvenir as regular customer abi?” 9. When they spot more than two guys in a car. Make up your minds quickly. Are you a cultists or a Yahoo Boys? Choose wisely because you have to be one of them. 10. When your jersey has a suspicious name at the back. “Did your father name you J Money?” 11. When you come out of a bank with a girl. “Is that how you used to do? Enter bank, withdraw, and go and spoil the girl with money?” 12. Just be male. “You dunno what Yahoo Yahoo means? Your mates that are doing it, do they have two heads? Lets go to the station.” |
Re: 12 Ridiculous Ways Nigerian Police Identify Yahoo Boys by klassykute(m): 7:44am On Jan 04, 2017 |
wen a police man spot a g guy inside a bus and with iphone 7. i go folo u ho mile 12 today 1 Share
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Re: 12 Ridiculous Ways Nigerian Police Identify Yahoo Boys by Nobody: 7:45am On Jan 04, 2017 |
Hahahhahahahaha.. Abeeg... Check the bling-bling Yahoo boiz everywhere na..
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Re: 12 Ridiculous Ways Nigerian Police Identify Yahoo Boys by softMarket(m): 7:46am On Jan 04, 2017 |
Nigerian police that will arrest u,for not using ur AC! They be like Oga,why u no dey use ur AC,for this heat period U wan kill ur sef? Oyaa cum down 1 Like |
Re: 12 Ridiculous Ways Nigerian Police Identify Yahoo Boys by CplusJason: 7:46am On Jan 04, 2017 |
That was how they pick me up aggressively to the station when i was coming out of from the bank (UBA, sapele road, Warri) because i was putting on a white starched long sleeve and my pocket was swollen. I tried explaining to the slim looking officer that i'm not a G-Boy, the monkey just laughed and collected my phone searching all my contact. They later apologise saying "it was a mistaken identity" and drop me close to my house. Mumu people 2 Likes |
Re: 12 Ridiculous Ways Nigerian Police Identify Yahoo Boys by softMarket(m): 7:47am On Jan 04, 2017 |
TrapQueen77:Na ur type dey date ritualists ! |
Re: 12 Ridiculous Ways Nigerian Police Identify Yahoo Boys by klassykute(m): 7:49am On Jan 04, 2017 |
softMarket: |
Re: 12 Ridiculous Ways Nigerian Police Identify Yahoo Boys by stainlink(m): 7:50am On Jan 04, 2017 |
Can you imagine? |
Re: 12 Ridiculous Ways Nigerian Police Identify Yahoo Boys by Nobody: 7:50am On Jan 04, 2017 |
softMarket: Whats the face of a retualist? If they look like u... I will run.. |
Re: 12 Ridiculous Ways Nigerian Police Identify Yahoo Boys by klassykute(m): 7:50am On Jan 04, 2017 |
how Ekpoman boys run when dey hear police is around elp me with the bike version
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Re: 12 Ridiculous Ways Nigerian Police Identify Yahoo Boys by Nobody: 7:55am On Jan 04, 2017 |
funniest sh@#4iit i have seen this year |
Re: 12 Ridiculous Ways Nigerian Police Identify Yahoo Boys by softMarket(m): 7:56am On Jan 04, 2017 |
TrapQueen77: If u see me.......u will fall inlove!! |
Re: 12 Ridiculous Ways Nigerian Police Identify Yahoo Boys by Nobody: 7:57am On Jan 04, 2017 |
Re: 12 Ridiculous Ways Nigerian Police Identify Yahoo Boys by softMarket(m): 7:59am On Jan 04, 2017 |
TrapQueen77:No talk the one,they go use arrest me! Did I tell u that am a yahoo boy? |
Re: 12 Ridiculous Ways Nigerian Police Identify Yahoo Boys by Mikylopez(f): 8:34am On Jan 04, 2017 |
really eh the way they harassed my brother once eh i was so pained! they stopped us at dat festac gate alakija. checked hz laptop checked hz phone searched Hz bag.... really it was annoying |
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