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Hey guys, Happy New Year. So, still in the high spirits of the new year, let us unwind... What is the dumbest lie you have ever told?


Mine goes like this... When i was preparing for SSCE, i had a private tutor to help me prepare for the exams. The day i was to pay him, we agreed to meet somewhere and at an agreed time also. I kinda got busy with something else and couldn't make it to the place on time. The man kept calling and i kept telling him that i was coming. When i finally got there and he asked why i was late, i told him that the keke napep i entered spoilt and i had to wait for the guy to fix it. Lol... WTF! Who on earth is going to buy that?

So people, lets have you share yours.

D network of my phone spoilt....
Av said it finished b4 i realise i was stupid

In an Exam hall, I was caught with modern biology textbook, when asked how it got to my seat, I said it was breeze that blew it to my direction

bae- y did u cum quickly 2day? me- is bcoz of d beans i ate in d mrng

Ladies and their many lies. A babe once told me dat her father had 5 swimming pools, robbers came 2 their house and stole 4 now only 1 is left. Abeg na joke o.

percyshelu:
In an Exam hall, I was caught with modern biology textbook, when asked how it got to my seat, I said it was breeze that blew it to my direction

Lol... That breeze strong gan.

sod09:
D network of my phone spoilt....
Av said it finished b4 i realise i was stupid

lol

i was caught half naked qith a girl in ma room and i said we were carrying out a project pratical.

GoodyOG:
i was caught half naked qith a girl in ma room and i said we were carrying out a project pratical.

lol... A practical was actually going to go down.

Lol wat kind of breeze

percyshelu:
In an Exam hall, I was caught with modern biology textbook, when asked how it got to my seat, I said it was breeze that blew it to my direction