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What Is The Dumbest Lie You Have Ever Told? by MajorGain(m): 7:58pm On Jan 05, 2017 |
Hey guys, Happy New Year. So, still in the high spirits of the new year, let us unwind... What is the dumbest lie you have ever told? Mine goes like this... When i was preparing for SSCE, i had a private tutor to help me prepare for the exams. The day i was to pay him, we agreed to meet somewhere and at an agreed time also. I kinda got busy with something else and couldn't make it to the place on time. The man kept calling and i kept telling him that i was coming. When i finally got there and he asked why i was late, i told him that the keke napep i entered spoilt and i had to wait for the guy to fix it. Lol... WTF! Who on earth is going to buy that? So people, lets have you share yours. 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie You Have Ever Told? by sod09(m): 8:20pm On Jan 05, 2017 |
D network of my phone spoilt.... Av said it finished b4 i realise i was stupid |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie You Have Ever Told? by percyshelu(m): 8:21pm On Jan 05, 2017 |
In an Exam hall, I was caught with modern biology textbook, when asked how it got to my seat, I said it was breeze that blew it to my direction 4 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie You Have Ever Told? by Nobody: 8:24pm On Jan 05, 2017 |
bae- y did u cum quickly 2day?
me- is bcoz of d beans i ate in d mrng 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie You Have Ever Told? by RedCard88(m): 8:27pm On Jan 05, 2017 |
Ladies and their many lies. A babe once told me dat her father had 5 swimming pools, robbers came 2 their house and stole 4 now only 1 is left. Abeg na joke o. |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie You Have Ever Told? by MajorGain(m): 9:14pm On Jan 05, 2017 |
percyshelu:Lol... That breeze strong gan. 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie You Have Ever Told? by MajorGain(m): 9:15pm On Jan 05, 2017 |
sod09:lol |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie You Have Ever Told? by GoodyOG: 5:31pm On Jan 06, 2017 |
i was caught half naked qith a girl in ma room and i said we were carrying out a project pratical. |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie You Have Ever Told? by MajorGain(m): 2:16pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
GoodyOG:lol... A practical was actually going to go down. |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie You Have Ever Told? by juniorjacobs(m): 7:11pm On Jan 07, 2017 |
Lol wat kind of breeze percyshelu: |
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