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Re: I Wil Commit Suicide If I Don't Have A Job This January by Nobody: 10:12am On Jan 09, 2017
You live in Lagos and you are thinking of suicide cos of no job?

I am not understanding.

No be lagos jobs boku full pass. Have you thought of doing hard labour jobs or even concrete mixing?

Its better to stay alive and hustle cos your luck can change overnight
Re: I Wil Commit Suicide If I Don't Have A Job This January by hoover420: 10:12am On Jan 09, 2017
OP, welcome to Nigeria. cry
and please am also looking for Job oo, any legitimate Job will do. am through with my NCE and just finished my BSc but yet to go for service. someone should help an idle man out abeg. I reside in Ikotun and here is my email; Adelekelanner@yahoo.com

God bless you all...
Re: I Wil Commit Suicide If I Don't Have A Job This January by GreenBobo: 10:13am On Jan 09, 2017
If you take your own life it simply means that you lost out... big time! You'll loose your family and friends! You'll loose the opportunities that would've surely come around your way in the nearest future! You will loose your (future) wife and kids. You will loose your grandchildren. You will never know What is means to grow old.

Goodness me, What you will loose is simply too much as compared to What you stand to gain (from suicide).

Weigh your options carefully and see for self that suicide might fail you in the end!
Re: I Wil Commit Suicide If I Don't Have A Job This January by onward4life(m):
stphil:
pls my fellow nairalanders, i have been a Petroleum Engineering graduate since 2012, finished service 2016, and since den i moved to lagos jn search of a job. I have done several fastings and prayers, believed God but till now no Job. pls i need anybody who God can use to get me a job to keep me alive anyjob atal hotel, fastfood, cashier, technician, store keeper anyjob atall will do me pls before i comit suicide i live in ajah area of lagos state. sad 08039175059 ezephilip70@gmail.com
Guy yu dey disappoint oooo
Remember say na dis kan talk devil dey put hear well and make sure it comes to past with ease.

Reverse your post and say
God if I get job this January your Name no go seize from my Heart. Then watch and see re life movie yu go dey move from Nothing to Somethings!!
Like promo
And it comes with the back to back combo!

Amen!
Re: I Wil Commit Suicide If I Don't Have A Job This January by Joephat(m): 10:18am On Jan 09, 2017
you can take up teaching job, that's d easiest job in Lagos, Maths Teachers are hot cake...
Re: I Wil Commit Suicide If I Don't Have A Job This January by Nobody: 10:19am On Jan 09, 2017
stphil:
pls my fellow nairalanders, i have been a Petroleum Engineering graduate since 2012, finished service 2016, and since den i moved to lagos jn search of a job. I have done several fastings and prayers, believed God but till now no Job. pls i need anybody who God can use to get me a job to keep me alive anyjob atal hotel, fastfood, cashier, technician, store keeper anyjob atall will do me pls before i comit suicide i live in ajah area of lagos state. sad 08039175059 ezephilip70@gmail.com
Before you get too religious with your fasting and prayer. Here are questions you should answer.

1. Can we see your CV. Many Nigerian graduates do very horrible resumes and expect to get a job.

2. What type of skills do you have, do you just have a certificate and expect to land a great job?

3. What have you done in terms of volunteering to get skills?

4. What have you tried out on your own?

5. What are you doing to network with the people in the field you hope to get a job? Are you attending conferences?

6. Your approach in this post already shows why you are not getting a job, and why many like you would be jobless for many years. Saying that you would kill yourself sounds like the world owes you something that if not given there would be consequences. No! The world owes you nothing. The better approach would have been to come to the forum and seek suggestions on how to get a job, rather than threatening.

7. Self reflect, and go out there. No one owes you nothing! If you kill yourself, life all over the world continues. Don't be a fool!

-CramJones
Re: I Wil Commit Suicide If I Don't Have A Job This January by Nobody: 10:22am On Jan 09, 2017
lacum:
i finished in 2010 and did nysc in 2011/2012 but i am not employed yet. i want to come to lagos and see what i can do there. so if you are thinking of killing yourself what will i do?
Never give up!

-CramJones
Re: I Wil Commit Suicide If I Don't Have A Job This January by obyrich(m): 10:24am On Jan 09, 2017
stphil:
pls my fellow nairalanders, i have been a Petroleum Engineering graduate since 2012, finished service 2016, and since den i moved to lagos jn search of a job. I have done several fastings and prayers, believed God but till now no Job. pls i need anybody who God can use to get me a job to keep me alive anyjob atal hotel, fastfood, cashier, technician, store keeper anyjob atall will do me pls before i comit suicide i live in ajah area of lagos state. sad 08039175059 ezephilip70@gmail.com
You graduated in 2012 and finished service in 2016? Please don't kill yourself;it's not worth it.
Re: I Wil Commit Suicide If I Don't Have A Job This January by Nobody: 10:31am On Jan 09, 2017
Never despise the days of little beginnings, you had thought after school you will enter one rig and enjoyment continues.

I started once through a nobody job, now I thank God where I am. If I had a job I won't offer you cause one day you will just think about suicide if the salary is delayed.

So, you cant get a teaching job around or anything. Dangote never started as a billionaire after schooling. He once sold sweets. Always try to be contented when looking forward.

Some couldn't even go to school, but they are still thankful, they never relented, thinking that one day God will answer them.
Re: I Wil Commit Suicide If I Don't Have A Job This January by obyrich(m): 10:32am On Jan 09, 2017
cramjones:
Before you get too religious with your fasting and prayer. Here are questions you should answer.

1. Can we see your CV. Many Nigerian graduates do very horrible resumes and expect to get a job.

2. What type of skills do you have, do you just have a certificate and expect to land a great job?

3. What have you done in terms of volunteering to get skills?

4. What have you tried out on your own?

5. What are you doing to network with the people in the field you hope to get a job? Are you attending conferences?

6. Your approach in this post already shows why you are not getting a job, and why many like you would be jobless for many years. Saying that you would kill yourself sounds like the world owes you something that if not given there would be consequences. No! The world owes you nothing. The better approach would have been to come to the forum and seek suggestions on how to get a job, rather than threatening.

7. Self reflect, and go out there. No one owes you nothing! If you kill yourself, life all over the world continues. Don't be a fool!

-CramJones
Hello Op,
Kindly read and reread this advice from Cramjones. Access yourself to find out where your strength and weakness lies. Be ready to improve. There is a mad competition for jobs out there. We are in recession. This means a shrink in investments and business expansion, which in turn affects job creation negatively. However, I wish you goodluck this year.
Re: I Wil Commit Suicide If I Don't Have A Job This January by laribari(m): 10:50am On Jan 09, 2017
FellepHq:
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Re: I Wil Commit Suicide If I Don't Have A Job This January by firstclassmumu: 11:09am On Jan 09, 2017
Abeg op I beg you with God if you don ready to commit suicide tell me so that ah go use you do money ritual make my life better. I will always remember wetin you do for me ah swear
Re: I Wil Commit Suicide If I Don't Have A Job This January by tiwiz9(m): 11:17am On Jan 09, 2017
stphil:
pls my fellow nairalanders, i have been a Petroleum Engineering graduate since 2012, finished service 2016, and since den i moved to lagos jn search of a job. I have done several fastings and prayers, believed God but till now no Job. pls i need anybody who God can use to get me a job to keep me alive anyjob atal hotel, fastfood, cashier, technician, store keeper anyjob atall will do me pls before i comit suicide i live in ajah area of lagos state. sad 08039175059 ezephilip70@gmail.com
I won't tell you not to commit suicide. It's your life but remember it's not yours alone owing to the ripple effects it will have on your loved ones but who am I to stop someone from making a choice. But I have a problem with you. Its the same problem I have with most youths like me this days. Its good to pray and fast. But can you devote more time to self development? It's only in Africa we believe fasting and prayers land people jobs. Well, with my little knowledge it doesn't. I don't know any where God gives people jobs( maybe you do) God only only opens the door of opportunities and if you are prepared for it , then fine for you. Its true jobs are hard to get but people still get them nevertheless but surely not by fasting and praying at home expecting one miracle to happen. so brother, work more on yourself, explore other opportunities as you are doing now( even though they may be meager) and pray for God to bless your efforts.t
Re: I Wil Commit Suicide If I Don't Have A Job This January by xarookqh(m): 11:42am On Jan 09, 2017
wassade:
Before you commit suicide, I need your phone
Abel shey I fih see the pouch
Re: I Wil Commit Suicide If I Don't Have A Job This January by kokoA(m): 11:49am On Jan 09, 2017
Your head is not correct.

Re: I Wil Commit Suicide If I Don't Have A Job This January by Johnnyessence(m): 12:16pm On Jan 09, 2017
stphil:
pls my fellow nairalanders, i have been a Petroleum Engineering graduate since 2012, finished service 2016, and since den i moved to lagos jn search of a job. I have done several fastings and prayers, believed God but till now no Job. pls i need anybody who God can use to get me a job to keep me alive anyjob atal hotel, fastfood, cashier, technician, store keeper anyjob atall will do me pls before i comit suicide i live in ajah area of lagos state. sad 08039175059 ezephilip70@gmail.com
op you don't have to commit suicide cos' you have no job. Thousands of unemployed youths are outside there not giving up in their dreams. If you read john maxwell books very well u will quickly change your mind and ask for God direction for your life. It is not about committing suicide but been doing great things in your lives. Never give up. If john maxwell and the likes have give up, millions of people won't be hearing him up till this moment. We all know we are in recession but that doesn't stop us not to move on in lives. Don't give up pls. Life is too precious for you to commit suicide. Great jobs and helper are coming your way and me. I pray your faith will not fail.
Re: I Wil Commit Suicide If I Don't Have A Job This January by maxwell767(m): 12:17pm On Jan 09, 2017
stphil:
I believe
Good...

So remove that thought of suicide and use the space for HOPE.

Think of HOPE

Not suicide bro.
It is well

God Bless u
Re: I Wil Commit Suicide If I Don't Have A Job This January by Phonefanatic: 12:52pm On Jan 09, 2017
I was hopeless and jobless until I read about fiverr on Nairaland now I make over 400k a month. Bros I am my boss and work from home I didn't wait for anyone to employ me. Just look harder and inward you will discover what you can do. By the way what I'm doing currently doesn't have any connection with what I studied........One thing is going to school and another is hustle spirit. Dump that certificate if need be, fold your sleeves and soil your hands.

I hated writing in school that I headed for Engineering but when life and poverty tried to strangle me no be person tell me to begin write. Now I earn my living writing while my certificate is chilling somewhere I can't remember.
Re: I Wil Commit Suicide If I Don't Have A Job This January by browniex: 12:57pm On Jan 09, 2017
stphil:
pls my fellow nairalanders, i have been a Petroleum Engineering graduate since 2012, finished service 2016, and since den i moved to lagos jn search of a job. I have done several fastings and prayers, believed God but till now no Job. pls i need anybody who God can use to get me a job to keep me alive anyjob atal hotel, fastfood, cashier, technician, store keeper anyjob atall will do me pls before i comit suicide i live in ajah area of lagos state. sad 08039175059 ezephilip70@gmail.com
I can see why you don't have a job with the way you reason.
Re: I Wil Commit Suicide If I Don't Have A Job This January by Nobody: 1:00pm On Jan 09, 2017
Phonefanatic:
I was hopeless and jobless until I read about fiverr on Nairaland now I make over 400k a month. Bros I am my boss and work from home I didn't wait for anyone to employ me. Just look harder and inward you will discover what you can do. By the way what I'm doing currently doesn't have any connection with what I studied........One thing is going to school and another is hustle spirit. Dump that certificate if need be, fold your sleeves and soil your hands.
what is fiverrhuh
Re: I Wil Commit Suicide If I Don't Have A Job This January by Phonefanatic: 1:03pm On Jan 09, 2017
stphil:
what is fiverrhuh
https://www.nairaland.com/2947212/exclusive-how-make-level-2

That is the link I started with 3 months ago. I've earn over $3000 with more effort I can earn much more.
Explore Nairaland business section. If you are on romance section better run away from there.
Re: I Wil Commit Suicide If I Don't Have A Job This January by joeace2020(m): 1:06pm On Jan 09, 2017
hurry up and do it.... if that was what i did after leaving school, i wont discover the online streams of income i have today. So my lazy friend who's only hope is to look towards becoming someone's b1tch, please hurry up
Re: I Wil Commit Suicide If I Don't Have A Job This January by Nobody: 1:11pm On Jan 09, 2017
stphil:
pls my fellow nairalanders, i have been a Petroleum Engineering graduate since 2012, finished service 2016, and since den i moved to lagos jn search of a job. I have done several fastings and prayers, believed God but till now no Job. pls i need anybody who God can use to get me a job to keep me alive anyjob atal hotel, fastfood, cashier, technician, store keeper anyjob atall will do me pls before i comit suicide i live in ajah area of lagos state. sad 08039175059 ezephilip70@gmail.com
Boo, killing urself is not the answer to ur problem..

Remember how much u wasted...ur time ,money and effort to become an engineer and will juz commit suicide at the end? Be brave and be a man. There so many job vacancy been posted here on nl... Go out and try.
Re: I Wil Commit Suicide If I Don't Have A Job This January by lacum: 1:12pm On Jan 09, 2017
Phonefanatic:
I was hopeless and jobless until I read about fiverr on Nairaland now I make over 400k a month. Bros I am my boss and work from home I didn't wait for anyone to employ me. Just look harder and inward you will discover what you can do. By the way what I'm doing currently doesn't have any connection with what I studied........One thing is going to school and another is hustle spirit. Dump that certificate if need be, fold your sleeves and soil your hands.

I hated writing in school that I headed for Engineering but when life and poverty tried to strangle me no be person tell me to begin write. Now I earn my living writing while my certificate is chilling somewhere I can't remember.
I am not into this because i dont have a laptop. can i do it comfortably with my android phone?
Re: I Wil Commit Suicide If I Don't Have A Job This January by Phonefanatic: 1:18pm On Jan 09, 2017
joeace2020:
hurry up and do it.... if that was what i did after leaving school, i wont discover the online streams of income i have today. So my lazy friend who's only hope is to look towards becoming someone's b1tch, please hurry up
Most problem the youths face after graduation isn't lack of job but the certificate itself. Once they issue us this useless cerficates we automatically throw away our thinking cap cos our minds have been programmed to get a good job grin grin

Abeg let's exchange ideas. There is unlimited wealth online.
Re: I Wil Commit Suicide If I Don't Have A Job This January by JustCalMeDBoss(m): 2:33pm On Jan 09, 2017
We have all been there u will get over it
Re: I Wil Commit Suicide If I Don't Have A Job This January by Nobody: 2:49pm On Jan 09, 2017
My post is going to be lengthy.

The first thing I deduced from your post is you want to live that is why you posted this. If you sit down to think of death like I have, the fear of taking your own life would cripple you. People who want to commit suicide never even tell anyone, they just do it.

You might be thinking you are in the worst situation. No, you're not, there are many people on NL who are in worse situations than you. You're even staying at ajah, enjoyment. Some people are living in slums. At least you can pay for net to tell us to pity you so you don't commit suicide.

Noone is going to pity you. Noone is going to give you a job. Noone is going to give you money. From my experience, PEOPLE ARE ONLY GOING TO LISTEN TO YOUR STORY BUT NOT WILLING TO PARTICIPATE IN YOUR SUFFERING. The only type of people that get job from online are the people that show the works of their hands. E.g., makeup artists, engineers, architects, runs girls, etc.

The only person that can give you a fulfilling life is yourself. Even if it means being shady. I'm not saying you should rob but being good never paid anybody. No mater how you wail or wait, noone is going to participate in your suffering, only listen. So quit whimpering.

And if you are still adamant about killing yourself, just wait till March. We can do it together.
Re: I Wil Commit Suicide If I Don't Have A Job This January by olumide81(m): 4:00pm On Jan 09, 2017
stphil:
pls my fellow nairalanders, i have been a Petroleum Engineering graduate since 2012, finished service 2016, and since den i moved to lagos jn search of a job. I have done several fastings and prayers, believed God but till now no Job. pls i need anybody who God can use to get me a job to keep me alive anyjob atal hotel, fastfood, cashier, technician, store keeper anyjob atall will do me pls before i comit suicide i live in ajah area of lagos state. sad 08039175059 ezephilip70@gmail.com
Read this before you kill yaself , I graduated in 2009, just got employed this year. Journey mercies
Re: I Wil Commit Suicide If I Don't Have A Job This January by Twizzy30(m): 4:12pm On Jan 09, 2017
I need help too. Heaven knws
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