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Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by Nobody: 2:16pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
Mrtolotolo: Aaww that's sooo sweet.. |
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by Nobody: 3:10pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by Ginaz(f): 3:29pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
Mrtolotolo: You were there when I was given to jude as a girlfriend? Watch what you say, don't act silly abeg. |
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by luminouz(m): 3:38pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
Mrtolotolo: I be fine boi....but no money! |
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by luminouz(m): 3:39pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
Mrtolotolo:Looooool! |
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by Nobody: 3:48pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
Ginaz: Hian.. Aunty Geeeenazi.. Please let me act silly..like willy..or more like wili wili.. Are you saying you don't like jude? |
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by luminouz(m): 7:16pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
Mrtolotolo:No need! Lemme tell u now sef! Na 1k dey dia! |
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by luminouz(m): 7:16pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
Ginaz:Thank u dear......... |
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by luminouz(m): 10:43pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
This is for u bro.......richommie! 'Richommie'...guess u tot ur one 'rich hommie'/using dat facade to tempt dem ladies/ did i hear u just say u drive an escalade?/lmao.....probably d plastic one granny put in her attic arcade/calling ursef rich don't make u one/ oops..sorry.. Just splashed u again as I drive by in my motorcade/ Richommie.....guess ur Best food is Honeywell 'indommie'/such a softie.....no wonder ur xgf always shouts come 'in dummy'/my flows ballistic like USA missile... u beta get 'in commie'/ no wonder u piss ursef anytime u hear d word 'incoming'/ Battery flat bro!!can't complete my bars 2nite!! Show me ur worthy..let's hear urs! ! Trapqueen77 Mrtolotolo 1 Like |
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by Nobody: 10:56pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
OK typing freeze check. . . |
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by Nobody: 11:29pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
I attract ladies, cos the flow I venture/ It's full with love adventure/ Luminouz is a "lonely artist", cos even with " HB pencil" the dude can't draw attention!!!/ Wait Your bae chidinma didn't tell u how I f*ck good hard/ Wenever I sip her cherry, she moan " Hommie stop uh! ah!/ Den she cUm too and/ She be like, "I feel nothing if luminouz is in me" if not you, I prefer using cucumber!!!/ I hate fake civilian/ He claimed he got an iphone7, still dat didn't get him divas/ Rather romancelanders shamed the nigger/ Now he's A crazy villian/ Cos Everybody knows he's like" judeeefcc" known to be faking millions/ #YOLO 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by luminouz(m): 12:25am On Jan 11, 2017 |
richommie: Ba3 is back up to complete my round! Well..well..well...so this is richommie?..Lol..u try But u recycled ur lines ( lonely artist n HB pencil,draw attention......bae chidinma n cucumber bullshit)...saw them on another thread from yolohommie(ur alternate I guess) n thats not cool! Thought ur d original gangster na! I dont repeat lines bro! Unless its a rule for us....U running outta ideas bro? Lemme help u! Check n action! Hehehehee! Richommie I tot ur a badass/ Spittin lyrics so hot had to check so I don't get flapass/ Imagine my surprise to see u repeat ur shit...smartass/ Told ya nigga to be be real..never pays to be fake..brokeass/ Come on bro..this shit could be tighter than a Roach's ass/ Playing cat n mouse son.....I let u some euphoria/ Stalking u slowly pretending not to see ur phobia/ But like 'peak' ur paranoia is in 'u' thick as a 'teak'/ Trap is closed...watch ur bowels start to leak/ no escape to 'hungary'..licking my chops..cos dis cat is 'hungry'/ Please Mr dick wonder.....what u doing a yonder/ Flipping thru Playboy mags..luking at jugs to fonder/ Cmon dummy..life aint DAT hard..no need to ponder/ U 'want some' nigga..'come get some' am ur 'john cena'/ Ladies moaning 'hommies' uh ah? Really?/ Lmao quit watching porn nigga/ Let's call a spade a spade ur a girl! rich 'hoe miss'/ My bars are completed for this round! D judges can judge now 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by Nobody: 1:28am On Jan 11, 2017 |
Aha See bars! |
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by Nobody: 1:59am On Jan 11, 2017 |
Alright. . . DISS @ luminouz . . . . I did those lines, a years ago/ Cos I can't just waste dope fresh lines on this village goat/ Ya lines re "worn out" like it got some leakage poles/ So bro u dig? Wen I say you a HOE!!!/ I can destroy you with the weakest pun/ Showcase your defeat on "newspaper" after ve smashed you wit the wicked "punch"/ Uppercut landing on his jaw. . .the vet gone/ So one " can't feel his face" ain't referencing to theweeknd song!!!/ Check his dp. Dude so fugly, he got this guava head/ Tiny nose, small and bent/ Am not tryna mocked thy vet/ Honestly, I don't believe in plastic surgery, but in "luminouz case" he should just go ahead!!!/ . . . I go on vacay, during summer. . .with buckets load of money/ My trip to london, mrcork and I effed whoores and bunnies/ At Philippines, trapqueen77 and I visited avilon zoo and fed some monkeys/ So what u yearning? Even "Mrtolotolo" knw. . . Ve been to "turkey"!!!/ I already got you dead. . .u don't seem alive/ Your lines so wack. . .you can't spit and rhyme/ . . Mrtolotolo I need someone hotter, dude is just cool and dry/ Even "Kendrick_lamar " knwS. . .if I continue exchanging flowS with him. . .the "BITÇH GON KILL MY VIBE"!!!/ #YOLO 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by luminouz(m): 2:06am On Jan 11, 2017 |
richommie: *Yawn* ur kinda typed all these in a rush that u tripped ur own feet by posting twice! Musthav really struck a nerve..... DAT dig @ my dp got me laughing! Jealous nigga! Will turn in now....reply when am awake! Start composing ur next oooo.....this one is already stale Am a freestyle God! No pen n paper bullshit.....I type straight from d brain! Ciao nigga! |
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by Nobody: 2:08am On Jan 11, 2017 |
Judgement day tomorrow.. Guys make una kill each other 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by Nobody: 2:17am On Jan 11, 2017 |
luminouz: Hahahhhaha... So u can't diss back? |
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by Nobody: 2:30am On Jan 11, 2017 |
TrapQueen77: Don't mind him. . . He's jus ranting.. and he's already swaying. .he's not even a text rapper. Dude got no single record here in rap battle section. I shouldn't ve diss the nigger. . .He got no skill bae He lacks the techniques #YOLO |
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by Nobody: 2:47am On Jan 11, 2017 |
richommie: Hahhahah.. U can give him some freestyle bars later.. We shall see if he can rebut |
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by Nobody: 3:21am On Jan 11, 2017 |
Round 1 Luminouz wins because richommie recycled.. Will judge round 2 later in the day... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by luminouz(m): 10:09am On Jan 11, 2017 |
richommie: Hi bro! Lmao @ ur diss....well dats for small dudes like u....I don't diss...I battle..... Here is Round 2 nigga! I tried to warn u but u won't 'listen'/ its a brutal game for men not for u little 'piston'/ here comes d arena..... Wet with sand/ I am 'spartacus'...d game is called 'blood n sand'/ Using d style of 'murmillo' d great gladiator..weavin n cutin/ ur sissy face crumbles like a kid lukin for 'more milo'/ Never 'faithful' to d game play like crixus Syrian/ Time to give decide ur hoe 'fate fool'/ Am d lyrical beast from 'west' not d east../ 'Life'here is simple as fvck..dats y we call it 'westlife'/ How dare u belittle me.....'hoe miss'. d ' yeast' in ur 'breast' 'miss hoe'/ Ur lyrics are so full of 'shits'...yet I permutate em n turn to 'hits/ Stop ur 'buster' ur 'rhymes' are chalk to my 'duster'/ I just open my mouth n I 'busta rhyme'/ U feeling d first signs yet? D inevitability of defeat Still coming for ya Since ur a kid in d game....will teach u proper manners/ Like a house with a sigil..in ur brain... u will carry my banners/ As ur teacher 'hoe miss' let's start with 'basics'..in this course of 'classics'/ Whoz d president? 'Buuuuuuu...haaaaaa...riiiiiiii'like slow motion/ Dumb trump..no wonder ur mates look at u n shout 'boo harry'/ What's a noun then..u still can't 'answer'/ foaming at d mouth like a patient with cerebrospinal 'cancer'/ N when 'diss' hoe finally answered.. Defined it as animal place or 'miss'/ Wtf? Its thing u little dolt! I 'give up'on ur case please arrest me y'all with my 'hands up'/ Ur off'hand'comments don't offend me bro/ Not when u use it to jack off like a pro/ If ur 'hand' is 'short' n cant 'reach hoe miss' rectum no more/ I understand ur plight bro...after all I write in 'shorthand'/ My class just started little 'boi'/ ...lemme quickly finish u.....ur 'Achilles' is 'troy'/ Pffffraaaaaaaafffffftttttttt! Wtf is that hoe miss/ Sir we are doing an experiment of national importance/ Really n what is DAT? Then u open ur mouth like a cesspit/ Sir...WE ARE LIGHTING OUR 'FARTS'!/ Why I said...u trying to build air ''RAFTS''?/ No sir...its a 'new way' to get electricity for our 'count tree'/ Wtf u dumb hoe!!!/sir we r tryn in our 'lil wayne'/ Now 'reach' for dis 'hoe' for 'me' now n do a 'tree count' from here to sambisa./ 'richommie'/ Oops! Class have started! Will be back later....dis round is finished dou! Ciao bro! Trapqueen77 Mrtolotolo 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by luminouz(m): 10:56am On Jan 11, 2017 |
TrapQueen77:Was really sleeping babe....ba3 wasn't strong coz I charged like 10-15 mins! |
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by luminouz(m): 10:58am On Jan 11, 2017 |
richommie: Lmao! I just became active late last year o....wasnt even aware that a rap battle section exists.. Till mrtolotolo told me about it! |
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by Nobody: 11:13am On Jan 11, 2017 |
luminouz: I saw ur rebut... Tats a killa We shall see if he can struck back.. |
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by Shaev7(m): 11:23am On Jan 13, 2017 |
Ayo Ayt... Lemme take a liquor to cancerate my heart/I need to die quick cos my existence was proved extreemly dangerous on earth/in my rap-circuit punkaz go electrocuted by earth/the worlds spinning like 8 Ballz/so in my dreamz I spit like MJG and while you rap like Akon/punkaz cant stand my heat/I generate 1million dB punchlinez while on the beat/they never gon see your earz attached to you head/cos my barz ripped em off while you fucckin with Rap Death/am tha King Original crowned by ODB(Old Dirty Bastard)/I couldnt help it without killin cos my title came witha O-Tripple-G/damn puzzies I sniff Coke All day/I dont even give a F cos I kill n Porn All Gays/remember my lil hommie got raped by Justine (Justine Bieber)/thats why he was gon be raped as well by Gordy (King Gordy)/this rhymes are unfathommable so be careful whiler trying to Study/am so it was to late you came in I forced a 95 yr old man to rap your 25 yr old Mummy/I get sexually satisfied when I fuccck grand-mothers/and hate I to drive carz that ain Land Rovers/I got the power to resist death/Remember me? I dont just gve a Fuccck if today am gon regret/But I say F u too if u refuse to let go of my hair net/am just to sick on this lines, I need some Dripz/like Shady and Obie fucckin Chickenz with no Ribz/incase you dont remember me Its Shaev7 tha Raven that still stopz suckaz from entering Heaven! Its tha Villain... I challenge you! Set up the brawl. A Champ on www. 2wapworld...... |
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by luminouz(m): 10:46pm On Jan 14, 2017 |
Shaev7:Hi bro! Nice to hear from u But I can barely get ur lyrics at all! D last part of u being d raven got me laughing dou! Lemme reread ur lyrics again....n see if ur worthy to battle with me! |
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by vivaciousvivi(f): 10:48pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
Mrtolotolo:huh??! |
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by vivaciousvivi(f): 10:55pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
luminouz:Excuse you! "The girl" understood plenty. Greet Ginaz for us o...irrespective of the number of testicles you may have left. |
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by luminouz(m): 11:02pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
vivaciousvivi:U! wia have u been ooooo! Coulda given u a shout out sweetie buh my phone was stolen! Na wao! U no even holla me back since! U suppose know say I would have been on ur neck naaaa! N no! DAT battle was fun n serious at d same time! U never understood DAT! N poor birdman had to port when u broke his heart! Babe....gimme a holla OK? In case ur worried...my testicles are still intact! |
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by luminouz(m): 11:05pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
vivaciousvivi:U see wetin u do now? Na me get true love for u....but u no hear! U gave him d victory n he broke up with u! Ntoor! |
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by Nobody: 3:16am On Jan 18, 2017 |
vivaciousvivi: What o? You are always busy you know.. plus babe, I don't have bow leg and I'm not skinny.. I'm muscular and big like a giant |
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by vivaciousvivi(f): 9:23am On Jan 18, 2017 |
Mrtolotolo:You are off the hook. But what's this ish about u breaking up with me? Don't think I have ever spoken more than 3 words with u, no? As to being like a giant...hmmmmft! |
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