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Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by luminouz(m): 1:35am On Jan 04, 2017
Its luminouz d alien whoz smooth like silken linen....
Time to whoop Ur asses!

...
Loooool....waz these niggas saying....chew Ur words n spit em back @ u like am paying.... Its a new dawn..wake Ur asses up n get ready to cluck...fawns...n bring me my food while I yawn
Tick tock tick says d clock niggaz ....bounce up n down on my lyrics coz am playing u all like ping pong.....little kids challenging their elders...bow to me or lose Ur tiny ding dongs....or better still I pull off ur lying tongues with hot tongs while u choke n watch as I pull off Ur gf thongs n service her with my big prong!

U feeling d heat now.....d king is here on NL n u ain't seen nothing....a force of nature is me u can't stop nothing...u think am something? Na.....its been a while I defined noun as animal,place or thing!
Its me niggaz..d lightbringer...enemies quake in their shoes coz am d harbinger.....without lifting a finger or any pinger...I humiliate em n faces become beet red like a little ginger.....
Fall in line..fall in line is my clarion call......am d first n Ur y'all behind d me d king while am standing tall..this fall....am gonna battlewreck anyone who refuses to ball..behave n who knows amma even take u to d mall...or feast u in my gold encrusted hall while haters stay outside moping outside my wall.

Knock knock NL..who is there....door opens to reveal my kingly visage.....eyes wise as a sage but flint like pupils give idea of d lurking rage....a solid nose..stubborn granite jaw tell u DAT we aint on d same page or age while my black hooded full length robe complete d picture of a blood mage.
Cha!cha!cha! we match together!.. sing dis little niggaz
Snot dropping from noses like leaking water hoses... While I being moses d helper just have to correct their awkward poses...n like little girls..pluck em.some roses!
Playing hide n seek while d king brings them bread n meat.....did y'all forget when I wiped Ur poo stained asses...with grasses....while feeding u molasses....
How time flies n now Ur bosses?....just don't forget I raised u....little mosses!

BTW....although its a rap battle .....am sorry if some of d words sound kinda mean... No harm intended y'all.....

Now who has d balls to reply me.....y'all? cheesy tongue tongue
Mrtolotolo.....come over here! cheesy cheesy

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Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by Nobody: 10:26am On Jan 05, 2017
No single punch or play in your rap oga tongue

Ayam coming for you soon..

Luminouz....
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by luminouz(m): 10:34am On Jan 05, 2017
Mrtolotolo:
No single punch or play in your rap oga tongue

Ayam coming for you soon..

Luminouz....

Really? U can lie o.......n to think of it....I typed all that in less than 15mins.....all straight from d brain bro...no pen n paper involved....no composing for hours consulting dictionary n Google n bullshit.......
Just imagine what I will do if I had a day to 'compose'!
N ur replying me after how many days? Shey u dey use dictionary compose Ur own ni? cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by Nobody: 10:48am On Jan 05, 2017
luminouz:


Really? U can lie o.......n to think of it....I typed all that in less than 15mins.....all straight from d brain bro...no pen n paper involved....no composing for hours consulting dictionary n Google n bullshit.......
Just imagine what I will do if I had a day to 'compose'!
N ur replying me after how many days? Shey u dey use dictionary compose Ur own ni? cheesy cheesy cheesy

Make we create thread and battle then.. what do you say?
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by luminouz(m): 10:56am On Jan 05, 2017
Mrtolotolo:


Make we create thread and battle then.. what do you say?
I would have if u called me out just after I posted ....but u waited for how many days to call me out? I suspect u had all d time to compose Ur so called punchlines n play n wateva........all neatly arranged to be delivered..... DAT ain't fair bro!
Am a spontaneous rapper.......a freestyle God! cheesy grin

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Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by Nobody: 11:00am On Jan 05, 2017
luminouz:

I would have if u called me out just after I posted ....but u waited for how many days to call me out? I suspect u had all d time to compose Ur so called punchlines n play n wateva........all neatly arranged to be delivered..... DAT ain't fair bro!
Am a spontaneous rapper.......a freestyle God! cheesy grin

No na..
Been busy working..

I will write later today.. We can battle tomorrow or whenever you are ready..
If only you know who you are dealing with here you for no even try me.. I'm a god in this section o... cheesy
all those bars for vivi na play...
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by luminouz(m): 11:09am On Jan 05, 2017
Mrtolotolo:


No na..
Been busy working..

I will write later today.. We can battle tomorrow or whenever you are ready..
If only you know who you are dealing with here you for no even try me.. I'm a god in this section o... cheesy
all those bars for vivi na play...

Reaaally? Am so scared.... Y? Cebause mrtolotolo is scary as fvck!
Kikikikikiki........bring d battle to me human.......I was born to be alien.... cheesy cool

BTW! U ain't only one being busy.... I work my ass off n still use 10-15mins to drop some hot buns on u.....
I studied all d rap battles here n none is spontaneous... Everything all looked researched n indexed like a fvckin library....stinks of long hours connecting rhymes n play n all that... in d bedroom with a laptop n dictionary close by to ensure every I is dotted n t is crossed....those guys ain't freestyle Gods.... Wateva happened to rapping from Ur brain n typing on d go? undecided undecided
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by Nobody: 11:31am On Jan 05, 2017
luminouz:


Reaaally? Am so scared.... Y? Cebause mrtolotolo is scary as fvck!
Kikikikikiki........bring d battle to me human.......I was born to be alien.... cheesy cool

BTW! U ain't only one being busy.... I work my ass off n still use 10-15mins to drop some hot buns on u.....
I studied all d rap battles here n none is spontaneous... Everything all looked researched n indexed like a fvckin library....stinks of long hours connecting rhymes n play n all that... in d bedroom with a laptop n dictionary close by to ensure every I is dotted n t is crossed....those guys ain't freestyle Gods.... Wateva happened to rapping from Ur brain n typing on d go? undecided undecided

Hehehe...
let's battle.. If I no go put light for ya yansh here..
The reason why i didn't bother to reply your rap na because there was no punches and no play.. The whole rap be like garri ijebu.. sour tongue tongue angry

You saw all the rebuttals I was giving you on vivi's thread abi..
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by luminouz(m): 11:53am On Jan 05, 2017
Mrtolotolo:


Hehehe...
let's battle.. If I no go put light for ya yansh here..
The reason why i didn't bother to reply your rap na because there was no punches and no play.. The whole rap be like garri ijebu.. sour tongue tongue angry

You saw all the rebuttals I was giving you on vivi's thread abi..


No punches but I rocked Ur ass...no play to my game but u danced to d tune...
Lmao@ garrii ijebu..... But u know sour garri is d best right?
Rebuttals my ass? More like refuttals.....lmao!
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by Nobody: 2:30pm On Jan 05, 2017
luminouz:


No punches but I rocked Ur ass...no play to my game but u danced to d tune...
Lmao@ garrii ijebu..... But u know sour garri is d best right?
Rebuttals my ass? More like refuttals.....lmao!

Just accept na..

10bars. .

Make I create thread sharp sharp..
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by luminouz(m): 9:24pm On Jan 05, 2017
Mrtolotolo:


Just accept na..

10bars. .

Make I create thread sharp sharp..
Like I said u had all this jazz planned out...written Ur lines ......consulted Ur Google n dictionary n read Ur ass out ......maybe there is even a little note under Ur pillow just for this purpose ....... cheesy
So Na! U wanna battle? Do freestyle like we did for vivaliciosvivi.....no nonsense bars n such.....
Right on this thread! Kapish? Hommie... grin grin
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by Nobody: 2:10pm On Jan 06, 2017
I'm the lyrical rabbi teaching kids to rap/ my lines are 'haymakers'... see it as a fact/but finding any of yours that ain't recycled is like 'needle in the stack'!/

I bring disaster/ like it's the rapture/ you'll have more than pains to 'bear' with this grizzly rapper/ how is your skill a factor/ when you keep coming "short with script" like a "midget actor"?/

you wish to get on the throne/ but the only way possible is to step on my toe/ unfortunately, you don't have the strength for this show/ as you wouldn't show a spine if I body and expose your skeletal bones....

Yaga@...

Cc: luminouz

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Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by luminouz(m): 8:25am On Jan 07, 2017
Mrtolotolo:
I'm the lyrical rabbi teaching kids to rap/ my lines are 'haymakers'... see it as a fact/but finding any of yours that ain't recycled is like 'needle in the stack'!/

I bring disaster/ like it's the rapture/ you'll have more than pains to 'bear' with this grizzly rapper/ how is your skill a factor/ when you keep coming "short with script" like a "midget actor"?/

you wish to get on the throne/ but the only way possible is to step on my toe/ unfortunately, you don't the strength for this show/ as you wouldn't show a spine if I body and expose your skeletal bones....

Yaga@...

Cc: luminouz

Sorry bro....I was a bit down! I just saw ur so-called punchlines......let's see what luminouz has in reply..shall we?

Kikikikiki...I laugh in spiritual powers/seeing ur lines arranged carefully like seed sowers/but like an aardvark amma eat em up for supper with my mouth mower/ watch ur meticulous rap walls fall under my lyrical siege towers/

Like a trapped rat,ur eyes dart 'round lukin for ur lair/
Coming for u at 'night',ghostly silent,gliding through d vale/ glowing red eyes only thing u see on my pale 'mare'/its too late bro...no escape from this 'nightmare'/

My lyrics on paper are 'simple' n flow so dapper/Yet u reel n cringe u hear em like they weigh a 'ton'/ sure thing they do nigga..didn't I tell u/ am d alien rapper..luminouz...ur just d 'simpleton'/

all exits covered..no escape for u/ too busy preening,typical tolotolo / in this hood,am d 'tiger'/stalking d birdman thru d 'woods'/cant beat me cappie boi...am ur 'tiger woods'/

I rule n am powerful like Exar Khan/ hound u left n right like Ghengis Khan/ in this 'galaxy'... am d alien u never saw coming/ be a good boi.. go get me.. 2 'gala si'/


Let's see what u got...this took me 15-17 mins to think n type..despite my catarrh! cheesy grin

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Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by Nobody: 12:57pm On Jan 07, 2017
luminouz:


Sorry bro....I was a bit down! I just saw ur so-called punchlines......let's see what luminouz has in reply..shall we?

Kikikikiki...I laugh in spiritual powers/seeing ur lines arranged carefully like seed sowers/but like an aardvark amma eat em up for supper with my mouth mower/ watch ur meticulous rap walls fall under my lyrical siege towers/

Like a trapped rat,ur eyes dart 'round lukin for ur lair/
Coming for u at 'night',ghostly silent,gliding through d vale/ glowing red eyes only thing u see on my pale 'mare'/its too late bro...no escape from this 'nightmare'/

My lyrics on paper are 'simple' n flow so dapper/Yet u reel n cringe u hear em like they weigh a 'ton'/ sure thing they do nigga..didn't I tell u/ am d alien rapper..luminouz...ur just d 'simpleton'/

all exits covered..no escape for u/ too busy preening,typical tolotolo / in this hood,am d 'tiger'/stalking d birdman thru d 'woods'/cant beat me cappie boi...am ur 'tiger woods'/

I rule n am powerful like Exar Khan/ hound u left n right like Ghengis Khan/ in this 'galaxy'... am d alien u never saw coming/ be a good boi.. go get me.. 2 'gala si'/


Let's see what u got...this took me 15-17 mins to think n type..despite my catarrh! cheesy grin

Hope you are feeling better bro..
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by luminouz(m): 1:01pm On Jan 07, 2017
Mrtolotolo:


Hope you are feeling better bro..
Thanks baba......I dey recover small small!
Na u cause am na....after taking vivi from me n u know harmattan dey always bite for 9te! tongue grin
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by Nobody: 1:02pm On Jan 07, 2017
luminouz:

Thanks baba......I dey recover small small!
Na u cause am na....after taking vivi from n u know harmattan dey always bite for 9te! tongue grin

Lolz..
I don break up with vivi..
I know do again grin
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by luminouz(m): 1:08pm On Jan 07, 2017
Mrtolotolo:


Lolz..
I don break up with vivi..
I know do again grin

Shuuuuu! Y na! Upon all battle we fought coz of her?
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by Nobody: 1:13pm On Jan 07, 2017
luminouz:


Shuuuuu! Y na! Upon all battle we fought coz of her?

Yes o..I don port o..
Vivi that's never around..
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by luminouz(m): 1:20pm On Jan 07, 2017
Mrtolotolo:


Yes o..I don port o..
Vivi that's never around..

Haaaaaa! I get sha! I get u!
The girl never understood d meaning of DAT battle dou!
Good luck with ur new babe.....as long as its not my close paddy... Ginaz...I will battle off ur testicles, ur 2 kidneys n part of ur medulla for her o.....unless u pay my dues! tongue grin wink
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by Nobody: 1:48pm On Jan 07, 2017
luminouz:

Haaaaaa! I get sha! I get u!
The girl never understood d meaning of DAT battle dou!
Good luck with ur new babe.....as long as its not my close paddy... Ginaz...I will battle off ur testicles, ur 2 kidneys n part of ur medulla for her o.....unless u pay my dues! tongue grin wink

Ayam only going for awon omo odua..me sef don turn tribalist cheesy grin
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by luminouz(m): 2:17pm On Jan 07, 2017
Mrtolotolo:


Ayam only going for awon omo odua..me sef don turn tribalist cheesy grin

Kikiki...laughing in spiritual powers...but y a tribalist naaaaa! Me dey love from anywia ooooooo! Even from anoda galaxy! cheesy
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by Nobody: 2:50pm On Jan 07, 2017
luminouz:


Kikiki...laughing in spiritual powers...but y a tribalist naaaaa! Me dey love from anywia ooooooo! Even from anoda galaxy! cheesy

Hehehehe..
dem ponmo dey sweet wella.
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by luminouz(m): 2:54pm On Jan 07, 2017
Mrtolotolo:


Hehehehe..
dem ponmo dey sweet wella.
Hahahahahah! U eh! grin cheesy
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by Nobody: 2:57am On Jan 10, 2017
cheesy

Hahahahah..


I read it all. But honestly I want to see blow by blow punch lines between luminouz and richommie smiley

Lets see who can drop a whack rap, shall we? cheesy
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by luminouz(m): 8:01am On Jan 10, 2017
TrapQueen77:
cheesy

Hahahahah..


I read it all. But honestly I want to see blow by blow punch lines between luminouz and richommie smiley

Lets see who can drop a whack rap, shall we? cheesy
Babe babe....awayu! Hope u liked dem lines babe
Who is richommie? Lemme look him up
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by Nobody: 8:03am On Jan 10, 2017
luminouz:

Babe babe....awayu! Hope u liked dem lines babe
Who is richommie? Lemme look him up



He's a damn good rapper grin

U better be ready
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by luminouz(m): 8:04am On Jan 10, 2017
TrapQueen77:




He's a damn good rapper grin

U better be ready
Hahahahah! Wellllllllllllllll.....lets see what hez got then aiit!
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by Nobody: 8:06am On Jan 10, 2017
luminouz:

Hahahahah! Wellllllllllllllll.....lets see what hez got then aiit!






grin

I can't wait ooo...
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by luminouz(m): 8:14am On Jan 10, 2017
TrapQueen77:







grin

I can't wait ooo...

Abi naaaaaaaa! Did u read the thread on my battle with mrtolotolo....for a girl's hand....i sent it to u!
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by Nobody: 8:16am On Jan 10, 2017
luminouz:


Abi naaaaaaaa! Did u read the thread on my battle with mrtolotolo....for a girl's hand....i sent it to u!


I missed that one.. grin

Abeg, gimme the link again.. Lemme see ur bars cheesy
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by luminouz(m): 8:21am On Jan 10, 2017
TrapQueen77:



I missed that one.. grin

Abeg, gimme the link again.. Lemme see ur bars cheesy
Sent it ooo...u know where to check
Re: Am Luminouz D Alien! Can Any Rapper Ball With Me? Check In! by Nobody: 9:17am On Jan 10, 2017
luminouz:

Sent it ooo...u know where to check

Chaii.. broda oluminouz cheesy

E like ponmo gan sir..

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