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Mrtolotolo:
What o?
You are always busy you know..
plus babe, I don't have bow leg and I'm not skinny..
I'm muscular and big like a giant

You are off the hook.
But what's this ish about u breaking up with me?
Don't think I have ever spoken more than 3 words with u, no?
As to being like a giant...hmmmmft!

luminouz:
U see wetin u do now? Na me get true love for u....but u no hear! U gave him d victory n he broke up with u!
Ntoor!

I gave him the victory cos someone had to win. And he..ahem...was better than u! . Sue me!!!
Have no idea about a breakup when there never was a relationship sef.
Ps: how is ur girl?

luminouz:
U! wia have u been ooooo!
Coulda given u a shout out sweetie buh my phone was stolen! Na wao! U no even holla me back since! U suppose know say I would have been on ur neck naaaa!

N no! DAT battle was fun n serious at d same time! U never understood DAT! N poor birdman had to port when u broke his heart!

Babe....gimme a holla OK?
In case ur worried...my testicles are still intact!

The state of ur testicles (or lack of) is of no interest to me whatsoever!
MrTolotolo and I will sort ourselves out backstage. E dey pain u!
U lost the battle kid, get over it!

vivaciousvivi:
You are off the hook.
But what's this ish about u breaking up with me?
Don't think I have ever spoken more than 3 words with u, no?
As to being like a giant...hmmmmft!

Vivaliciousvivi...
How about we commit the perfect crime; I’ll steal your heart, and you steal mine.”....

vivaciousvivi:
The state of ur testicles (or lack of) is of no interest to me whatsoever!
MrTolotolo and I will sort ourselves out backstage. E dey pain u!
U lost the battle kid, get over it!

Chaii! !!

Testicles flying everywhere..
hello testing 1234... hello testicles microphone check 123..

Mrtolotolo:
Chaii! !!

Testicles flying everywhere..
hello testing 1234... hello testicles microphone check 123..

Looool! Gbenusohun joor! U dey happy abi? For ur inner mind!
Wey u dey since na! U never judge d part 2 of me n dat richommie guy oooo!
How u dey by d way?

luminouz:
Looool! Gbenusohun joor! U dey happy abi? For ur inner mind!
Wey u dey since na! U never judge d part 2 of me n dat richommie guy oooo!
How u dey by d way?

Lolzz.. wetin wan make me happy..
you no see as vivi dey take style yab me too..

Ok make I judge the part 2 now..

Luminouz wins!

I'm ok bro.. Hope you are good too.

vivaciousvivi:
The state of ur testicles (or lack of) is of no interest to me whatsoever!
MrTolotolo and I will sort ourselves out backstage. E dey pain u!
U lost the battle kid, get over it!

Loooool! D battle was decided by jealousy over my comment on a friend! U know dat I know DAT mrtolotolo knows dat too!
Kid? Lmao! U know ain't no kid!

Mrtolotolo:
Lolzz.. wetin wan make me happy..
you no see as vivi dey take style yab me too..

Ok make I judge the part 2 now..

Luminouz wins!

I'm ok bro.. Hope you are good too.

Looooool! U don enter am now......she chose u now n u liked it so..congratulobia!

Am gentle oooo....tryn to survive!

luminouz:
Its luminouz d alien whoz smooth like silken linen....
Time to whoop Ur asses!

...
Loooool....waz these niggas saying....chew Ur words n spit em back @ u like am paying.... Its a new dawn..wake Ur asses up n get ready to cluck...fawns...n bring me my food while I yawn
Tick tock tick says d clock niggaz ....bounce up n down on my lyrics coz am playing u all like ping pong.....little kids challenging their elders...bow to me or lose Ur tiny ding dongs....or better still I pull off ur lying tongues with hot tongs while u choke n watch as I pull off Ur gf thongs n service her with my big prong!

U feeling d heat now.....d king is here on NL n u ain't seen nothing....a force of nature is me u can't stop nothing...u think am something? Na.....its been a while I defined noun as animal,place or thing!
Its me niggaz..d lightbringer...enemies quake in their shoes coz am d harbinger.....without lifting a finger or any pinger...I humiliate em n faces become beet red like a little ginger.....
Fall in line..fall in line is my clarion call......am d first n Ur y'all behind d me d king while am standing tall..this fall....am gonna battlewreck anyone who refuses to ball..behave n who knows amma even take u to d mall...or feast u in my gold encrusted hall while haters stay outside moping outside my wall.

Knock knock NL..who is there....door opens to reveal my kingly visage.....eyes wise as a sage but flint like pupils give idea of d lurking rage....a solid nose..stubborn granite jaw tell u DAT we aint on d same page or age while my black hooded full length robe complete d picture of a blood mage.
Cha!cha!cha! we match together!.. sing dis little niggaz
Snot dropping from noses like leaking water hoses... While I being moses d helper just have to correct their awkward poses...n like little girls..pluck em.some roses!
Playing hide n seek while d king brings them bread n meat.....did y'all forget when I wiped Ur poo stained asses...with grasses....while feeding u molasses....
How time flies n now Ur bosses?....just don't forget I raised u....little mosses!

BTW....although its a rap battle .....am sorry if some of d words sound kinda mean... No harm intended y'all.....

Now who has d balls to reply me.....y'all?
Mrtolotolo.....come over here!

Coincidence the damaged psych bitch danyyyyyyyyy is actually into music , I just clicked on your profile and saw this wack rap

Danyyyyyyyyyyy:
Coincidence the damaged psych bitch danyyyyyyyyy is actually into music , I just clicked on your profile and saw this wack rap

If there's a price attached to this competition , I wouldn't mind dropping a video