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Their offences alone will leave you in stitches.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/01/nigerians-on-twitter-recount-worst.html


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•I was receiving my usual beatings then I decided to play dead & laughed, boy I wished I had died for real it was a massacre



•My aunt called me Olodo. I replied her with 'if you aren't an olodo too, why are you doing tailoring job.'
Mum screamed Yeeeeh

IT IS FINISHED

mine would be the day I mistakenly lost the key to our house, I was like 8yrs old then and had to lock the whole doors cos my parents weren't around and in other to avoid stories that touch the heart I decided to lock up. when dey came back and couldn't find the keys. Hmmmm. the beating I got made me to start seeing spirits for a long time.... well they later found the key and apologized.

The Day I Used Scissors To Cut Landline Phone's Wire And When They Asked Me, I Lied That I Thought It Was A Snake. I Saw JESUS..

Lol

Thanks at Op cos dis just made my morning.

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Some of the parents were mental with their beatings, but to be honest some of the posters were just plain psychotic when they younger

Very interesting.

really interesting

So hilarious. But wait, guess it's all mums that hate football.

Funny

Nigerian parents eh... Funny enough I can't remember ever being beaten by either of my parents.

The worst beating I can remember. I was like 14. I had a blue jeans trouser and thought I needed to sew a small label on it, around the knee area. you know; that gangstar shiit! so i went into mom's wardrobe, removed the collar label on one of her T shirts with razor. and in the process i mistakenly slit the T shirt a lil bit. mom used slippers and palms on me, and when dad came home part 2 continued with lacoste belt.

Mum beating made me to forget about having sex till my final year after i played rough play with a girl when we were playing Papa and Mama as kids

Why can't whatever happens in Twitter stay on Twitter?

The day I begged a visitor to do Christmas for me, right in front of my parents.


Well, I thank the almighty God for sparing my life

Can't forget the beating l got for buying garri ijebu as against garri bendel my mum said l should buy and which was what we do eat but because l was in a haste to get back home to watch Voltron defender of the universe on our black and white television....whenever l hear garri ijebu, l wince at the thought of the beating!

seriously the nigeria Senate should ban Omo rogun.

lol these people own good,the day that I broke glass table in the parlour ,I crawled my street with a mortar on my head.

slashed my brother with blade on his hand and face for stealing

A stranger gave me money and I never showed it to my mum. She told me to go and wait for her in her room and that was the last thing I heard from her. She flogged me in the morning and I woke up at night.

69'd

hehe

The day I was watching Porn in the night. Nepal took light. I wait Taya. The next morning I forgot. My popc come on DVD . The rest was history .