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Can never forget d night I went to a watch Liverpool vs Arsenal, Arsenal beat us 6-3 that night in Carling cup, I felt so bad and mum compounded my woes with wicked beatings.

Chai

Nonsense!!!

Youngetskilz23:
The day I was watching Porn in the night. Nepal took light. I wait Taya. The next morning I forgot. My popc come on DVD . The rest was history .

I will sing dirge for you

Another beating i will never forget was the day we watched Domitilla and Glamour Girls secretly.



After that beating our videotape do like A sacrifice made to the gods

During abacha tenure when kerosene was very expensive, i took kerosene outside to play cooking game. Jesuuuu, i will never forget dat day. Dat was d only beating i ever got from my dad.

this one is epic

So funny

This got me rolling on the floor

I told my mum i wanted to be a goal keeper, she beat me so bad, the next week i realised i lost all my goalkeeping skills

I read every tweet, so hilarious

many of them saw God, while some died and came back

MAVRODIAL BEAT

really lol

Fadman4real:
Can never forget d night I went to a watch Liverpool vs Arsenal, Arsenal beat us 6-3 that night in Carling cup, I felt so bad and mum compounded my woes with wicked beatings.

Chai

You will Never walk alone brother

one even met Mohammed on the mountain. quite hilarious

I noticed potential killers, rapist, sadists, psychotic, atheists, corrupt, deranged, flirts as I read through. Hope they are all normal now.

So na me good pass. I didn't receive those type of beatings cos I was always very good. Until the day I broke our new 3 liters water flask. That day I tot I was adopted

Youngetskilz23:
The day I was watching Porn in the night. Nepal took light. I wait Taya. The next morning I forgot. My popc come on DVD . The rest was history .

jeez...did u die?

lol

coming back from football field, I pressed one aunty breast and ran away not knowing she knew our house. I've already fainted on sighting her. my mum started the beating before my Dad came back to finish me up. the shame never leave me sef cos my mum always remind me whenever she want to tell people how good I am now.

Oh my,the only day my Dad beat me ehn,I was around 5,and I climbed the window,jumping from one window to another,my Dad came in and saw me,Jesus the rest was history, belt,cane.He told my mum when she arrived,part two of the beating,my mum used her hand,slippers,stick and all.She was like oni pami,omo buruku(you will not kill me,bad child) since then,I don't go near the window till I grew up

Mehnnnn im,laffing uncontrollably sm1 shuld hold me plz thou i ave mine to share bt nt atm laffing out loud

The day I told a gal I wud marry her (dat was in primary 1) a teacher overhead d convo, afta reportin to d headmistress der took d mata to my parents.
Damm was flogged flawlessly at home, went to sch d next day got d assembly ground floggin wit four pipu holding u down.

Funny

Parents never laid a finger on me. Even in school, particularly secondary school apart from JSS1, no teacher ever raised a cane on me.
#TEAMSPARETHEROD.

Don't get me wrong. The verbal attack i had to deal with when i mess up no be here o. They were worse than getting caned. You do shed tears like tap water

lol

Dudeweedlmao:
So i remember thinking i was a scientist and then i removed a circuit from my toy car (8 years old at the time)

i plugged it into directly into our socket, (i thought something scientific would happen). but low and behold, this thing shock me no be here

A loud sound came from my room and burning smell. i was still in shock when my dad found me, he Beat the shock out of me.

Can never forget that day.

You want kill me with laughter @ beat the shock out of me

Youngetskilz23:
The day I was watching Porn in the night. Nepal took light. I wait Taya. The next morning I forgot. My popc come on DVD . The rest was history .

My sympathies.

Youngetskilz23:
The day I was watching Porn in the night. Nepal took light. I wait Taya. The next morning I forgot. My popc come on DVD . The rest was history .

you no be sharp guy,my own be say when i day watch bluefilm nepa come take light,i go just loose the dvd,remove the plate come couple the dvd back.

ikombe:
You will Never walk alone brother

Yea u too boss

the day I stole neighbours money to buy sweet. it was terrible, I felt like this people are not my real parents