₦airaland Forum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFE_PUuMAi8

BUHARI WRITES NIGERIANS FROM LONDON
HOSPITAL
Dear Naijerians
You fiful are bely wukied, why are you
fiful fraying that I should die kuo? Ayam
not even dead yet, and all of you fiful are jubilating, then ip I die now, you fiful will
just turn za whole kwuontry to carnival
na. I was at za foint of death when I
heard that za whole kwuontry is
jubilating that I am dead, I said "ah ah" I
will not die now so that you fiful will not be hafi.
I even heard that afostle Suleman said
that Christians should kee my cows and
my herdsmen, you fiful should tell that
afostle that ip anything hafens to my
cows, I will pinish him o. Por those of you saying that ayam not
pighting kwaraption because I cleared
Buratai, Dambazau, Amaechi, Kyari, Magu
and Babachir of kwaraption like a
clearing agent, I want to tell you
something, they say "show me your prends and I will tell you who you are" so
ip I declare all my forlitical prends
kwarapt, won't you fiful say I ayam
kwarapt too? Or do you fiful think ayam
not wise? I have told you fiful bepor, my
farty, za All Frogressive Confidence, Afee cee, is a farty por saints, kwarapt fiful
cannot be pound in my farty or
guberment.
I want to seize zis ofortunity to call on za
National Assembly that ayam not coming
back on za 6th op Pebuary again because of some unporseen circumstances, they
should allow His Seselency, Za Pice
Fresident op za pedral lipublik of
Naijeria, Frofesuar Yemi Osibande to
kwuotinue to act as za fresident fending
when ayam back. Yoowaa to za pew fiful who still believe
in my guberment, Isha Allah change will
begin with you bepor it gets to me.
Lest I porget, Tupace is flanning to stage
a frotest against my guberment, all I can
say to him is dambruba waka shege to him and za pive girls he infregnated.
Signed:
Dr. Muhammadu Buhari, GCFR
©2017

Chine12:
BUHARI WRITES NIGERIANS FROM LONDON
HOSPITAL
Dear Naijerians
You fiful are bely wukied, why are you
fiful fraying that I should die kuo? Ayam
not even dead yet, and all of you fiful are jubilating, then ip I die now, you fiful will
just turn za whole kwuontry to carnival
na. I was at za foint of death when I
heard that za whole kwuontry is
jubilating that I am dead, I said "ah ah" I
will not die now so that you fiful will not be hafi.
I even heard that afostle Suleman said
that Christians should kee my cows and
my herdsmen, you fiful should tell that
afostle that ip anything hafens to my
cows, I will pinish him o. Por those of you saying that ayam not
pighting kwaraption because I cleared
Buratai, Dambazau, Amaechi, Kyari, Magu
and Babachir of kwaraption like a
clearing agent, I want to tell you
something, they say "show me your prends and I will tell you who you are" so
ip I declare all my forlitical prends
kwarapt, won't you fiful say I ayam
kwarapt too? Or do you fiful think ayam
not wise? I have told you fiful bepor, my
farty, za All Frogressive Confidence, Afee cee, is a farty por saints, kwarapt fiful
cannot be pound in my farty or
guberment.
I want to seize zis ofortunity to call on za
National Assembly that ayam not coming
back on za 6th op Pebuary again because of some unporseen circumstances, they
should allow His Seselency, Za Pice
Fresident op za pedral lipublik of
Naijeria, Frofesuar Yemi Osibande to
kwuotinue to act as za fresident fending
when ayam back. Yoowaa to za pew fiful who still believe
in my guberment, Isha Allah change will
begin with you bepor it gets to me.
Lest I porget, Tupace is flanning to stage
a frotest against my guberment, all I can
say to him is dambruba waka shege to him and za pive girls he infregnated.
Signed:
Dr. Muhammadu Buhari, GCFR
©2017

this thrash never tire you?