₦airaland Forum

donp14:
i will just pass thru. snakes dont bite people of idemili.

Idenna, Uche gi di ya.

Then I will use sword.... Shebi its *No gun*

liljboy:

Grenade!

I will look 4 where to buy 4 live goats break their legs and throw them there,dos constictors wud eventually swallow dem,and lie dere 4 atleast 2 days,imobilized, then I will dannce to the dOor of the booty and grab dem,after hiding d money safe,I will call area boys to come n see free meat

Very simple. I'll go in through the window.

manny4life:
I was gonna post the same thing, this seems to be the ONLY intelligent sensible response so far. If $15.5 billion is truly behind the door, patience is the key. Just lure the snakes with a meal (live animals), after they've consumed more than enough, the snakes would find it really difficult to move let alone trying to attack you.

Once they are full, they will be lazily looking at you. Or sleeping. Thankfully, their metabolism rate is not fast.

Pour them Fuel or Kerosene

K9Uneet:
Idenna, Uche gi di ya.

u er idemili too

Hades2016:
my brother come my village we kill snakes bigger than this for lunch u think am a lagos boy or butti

You saw the pics, right? How u dey talk poison?

Na 2 pour petrol on top them, throw fire
With a fire extinguisher handy, lol

Neccesity is the mother of invention

powerfulsettingz:
Turn back and go and call people from MFM

They kill ancestral snake like chicken

And problems solved

we are right here

Are those snakes?or giant mutant worms sent by the witches in ya village Na to just do small strip show,wen konji catch d snake he go clear road na then,i jump and pass enter d room,get da damn cash n fvck outta dere tru d window...

zuby4real10:
my life worth more than any wealth on earth.

LIAR

Are those snakes?or giant mutant worms sent by the witches in ya village Na to just do small strip dance,wen konji catch d snake he go clear road na then,i jump and pass enter d room,get da damn cash n fvck outta dere tru d window...

Dangerous Acid will do the job.I will climb the roof of the house nd Pour acid on them from the top of the roof,give them 5mins nd they decay ,gat down from the roof nd majestically walk in to carry da cash......

oluwafreshkid:
To justify my phobia, i'll believe there's no money there.
if they show me, i'll say it is fake and if they give me some to hold and feel, i'll take it and leave!

you dull bro.. no insult intended.... like the humor though

EbolaParasite:
Forbid wetin? Die na Die. We will die one day so if you die trying to get $15 billion it's worth it. Whether you die trying to get it or die 80 years later. Die na Die oo. Take the risk juh...

lol. I don't want

I go wake up from that nightmare

as a wise nigerian...to u charm na d surest tin hia o...if charm no work...acid as a wise nigerian...to u charm na d surest tin hia o...if charm no work...acid

I will go with Burutai... he sabi charm snakes

Muafrika2:
I wonder what lalasticlala would do

na lala door na

donp14:
u er idemili too

Yea. Idemili South, Oba particularly. How about you?

K9Uneet:
Yea. Idemili South, Oba particularly.
How about you?

awka etiti

AKMoney1:
You this geh, dem mention window?

Hehehe But window go dey na.

bigfrancis21:
Odeshi nothing mega...I go keep anti-venom injection ready waka pass with all the potential snake bites , as soon as I enter door I inject the anti-venom and here comes my mullah

those snakes are non poisonous... they strangle to death lol

hyfr:
I will buy 5 agege bread and 2 sardine with 5 orobo fanta and rechargeable lantern. I go just park near there, when hunger catch the animals, its either they kill themselves or they go and search for food,while I walk jejely to carry he money

Snakes can live for a year without eating. How long are you willing to wait?

Throw bitter kola and they will leave the door

Who would drop 15.5billion dollars behind that door. Thinking

ikp120:
Sorry, I ain't greedy. Thanks!

Sorry too, you are! Are not a Nigerian? Which Nigerian no dey greedy? If really you are not, come out for president FRN come 2019.

easy!!! just go and buy a goat or a pig drop it near the snake and just watch... it takes almost 2 to 3 days for a snake to digest its meal ...

How about bombs