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Firstcitizen:
Abeg I wan be like you. you see the way Lyn....... set bakassi for her profile dey wait for your PM?

Lemme check

Decypher:
Do you resell people softwares or you sell your own .. and what do you freelance on fiverr

Resell

I debug siftwares too

Just make sure you dont infringe on copyrights

doctorEkene:
Advertise stuffs

Affiliate business

And some blackhat stufff...

Okay cool, may be I should add you on whatsapp so we can talk about it better, you fully explain it to me how it's done step by step there and also about the other ones.

Shall I drop whatsapp number so you add or you drop yours?

doctorEkene:
Resell

I debug siftwares too

Just make sure you dont infringe on copyrights

Baba .. can you walk me through on this software stuff .. where to start from pls.

doctorEkene:
Good day friends,

I have been an ardent reader follower and troll on this great forum.

I just wish to use this medium to seek your advice on a car choice issue.

So I wish to purchase cars for my parents and ever since the idea came to my mind i have not been able to decide the particular cars to get

Hence i am here seeking your advice

Below are personality traits of my parents this might help you in advising me

MOM

She is in her middle 40s
This would be her first actual ride
And its a surprise for her birthday

She has high taste and loves to be classy
I was considering a TOYOTA VENZA


DAD

HE is in his early 50s
A lover of benz products
A sucker for intimidating cars
Has taste for suvs with class and packed dashboard

I Was considering a 4matic gl class


Please your advice is gravely needed
So that I CAN make proper plans to get these cars soon

Please emphasis should be on

Reliability
Affordability
Durability
Fuel management

Repair-ability
Trusted dealership


Thanks as you help a fellow Nler

What do you do for a living?

Your mum is in her mid forties, so let's say 45 years old. If she had you at 23, it means you're 22 years old now. Let's even say she had you at 20. It means you're about 25 years old.

At 25, you're talking about buying cars at the same time for both of your parents that will cost you nothing less than 7 - 10 million naira.

I ask again, what do you do for a living?

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LMAO.

Look closer. This is why pastors thrive. This is why MMM cleaned up.

A lot of Nigerians are so gullible that they will believe anything. Concort any story and ask Nigerians to type "Amen", na you go tire.

If this guy asks people to send money to him so that he can show them how it is made, I bet my right arm that folks will give.
Yeah. That's how easy it is to swindle Nigerians.
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doctorEkene:
Thanks i dont drive a beetle
I dont even have a car
But family first

yes family first. but you brag and it's annoying!!

Kennydoc:
What do you do for a living?

Your mum is in her mid forties, so let's say 45 years old. If she had you at 23, it means you're 22 years old now. Let's even say she had you at 20. It means you're about 25 years old.

At 25, you're talking about buying cars at the same time for both of your parents that will cost you nothing less than 7 - 10 million naira.

I ask again, what do you do for a living?

Lol

Started at 18

Try freelancer.com
Fiverr

I design websites
I sell softwares
I make youtube videos
I debug softwares
I blog




The list is endless

Just choose one

InvertedHammer:
/
LMAO.

Look closer. This is why pastors thrive. This is why MMM cleaned up.

A lot of Nigerians are so gullible that they will believe anything. Concort any story and ask Nigerians to type "Amen", na you go tire.

If this guy asks people to send money to him so that he can show them how it is made, I bet my right arm that folks will give.
Yeah. That's how easy it is to swindle Nigerians.
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Lol...thanks for the business idea

pritykate:
yes family first. but you brag and it's annoying!!

Sorry it appeared like bragging it was just a sincere question

I dey tell u, just imagine

veekid:
Some people Sabi oppress pple Sha; it's well o
Go and buy Kia for her

And here i am looking for food to give to my children chai!!!.....God is watching.

anasohnatasha:
Ok, am a car dealer and here's my advice, u can get ur mum a venza 010 model 4cylinder, don't buy full option, buy basic, cause of maintenance, and fuel efficiency, as for ur dad...well add me on wathapp let's talk about it. 07061940579

I will fvck you up, thief.