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If Phones Have Odometer What Would Be Your Phones Mileage by Kaydeexotic(op): 9:58pm On Feb 05, 2017
I know this sounds crazy but sounds fun at the same time.. .i know a lot of people can use their mobile phones for hours without dropping it.. .


If these phones came with an odometer.. .what would be your mileage or better still usage by now...


Kindly share your thoughts grin grin grin

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Re: If Phones Have Odometer What Would Be Your Phones Mileage by sweettease(f): 10:18pm On Feb 05, 2017
I and my phone are in a relationship and I don't kiss and tell tongue grin
Re: If Phones Have Odometer What Would Be Your Phones Mileage by HARDDON: 10:56pm On Feb 05, 2017
sweettease:
I and my phone are in a relationship and I don't kiss and tell tongue grin
wink

Re: If Phones Have Odometer What Would Be Your Phones Mileage by Kaydeexotic(op): 7:17am On Feb 06, 2017
sweettease:
I and my phone are in a relationship and I don't kiss and tell tongue grin
Loool you don't need to make it loud.. Just whisper it into my ears baby.. grin grin
Re: If Phones Have Odometer What Would Be Your Phones Mileage by Kaydeexotic(op): 7:18am On Feb 06, 2017
HARDDON:
wink
Oga you better coman tell us your own.. .we go tie rope for your leg now.. . grin grin grin
Re: If Phones Have Odometer What Would Be Your Phones Mileage by sweettease(f): 7:18am On Feb 06, 2017
HARDDON:
wink
I can't think of an intelligent reply for your meme and emoji right now cheesy so I'm just going to tell you what it is, which is I can't think of an intelligent reply for this right now tongue grin
Re: If Phones Have Odometer What Would Be Your Phones Mileage by sweettease(f): 7:20am On Feb 06, 2017
Kaydeexotic:
Loool you don't need to make it loud.. Just whisper it into my ears baby.. grin grin
Nah, I'd be cheating on it grin
Re: If Phones Have Odometer What Would Be Your Phones Mileage by Kaydeexotic(op): 7:21am On Feb 06, 2017
sweettease:
Nah, I'd be cheating on it grin
In this kind of relationship.. .cheating is allowed.. . grin grin
Re: If Phones Have Odometer What Would Be Your Phones Mileage by sweettease(f): 8:45am On Feb 06, 2017
Kaydeexotic:
In this kind of relationship.. .cheating is allowed.. . grin grin
You do realize we have to go through it to cheat right? cheesy
Re: If Phones Have Odometer What Would Be Your Phones Mileage by HARDDON: 8:59am On Feb 06, 2017
sweettease:
I can't think of an intelligent reply for your meme and emoji right now cheesy so I'm just going to tell you what it is, which is I can't think of an intelligent reply for this right now tongue grin
cheesy
If only she knows....

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