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How I Got A Job I'm Not Qualified Or Trained For by mayorchelsea(m): 12:32pm On Feb 09, 2017
Good day guys, I got a job which I'm not exactly trained or qualified for. I've never worked in this capacity before and the firm has placed the responsibility of creating that department on me and expect me to do well over the next six months. I turned down a marketing offer and they asked me the other roles I think I'll do well. I mentioned internal control/auditing and was asked to write what i know about the roles.

They were impressed with the write-up and I'll be working as internal auditor/compliance officer in a microfinance bank. I know I can check the job functions on Google but I need practical tips,materials,videos etc to succeed from experienced persons and/or persons who studied auditing/internal control as a course or have worked in similar sector before as compliance officer,thanks in advance.Lalasticlala,abeg help my ministry to progress to permanent site.

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Re: How I Got A Job I'm Not Qualified Or Trained For by Erngie(f): 12:34pm On Feb 09, 2017
Congrats

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Re: How I Got A Job I'm Not Qualified Or Trained For by BiafranBushBoy: 12:35pm On Feb 09, 2017
Hahahaha...

You see the type of people I love?

SMART Ass!!!

I wrote it at www.topwritersden.com

Tell them you can do... Later on, find a way to sort yourself!

You can check around on Google and take time to enroll for online classes!.. That is what I do now!

#peace bro.

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Re: How I Got A Job I'm Not Qualified Or Trained For by BiafranBushBoy: 12:35pm On Feb 09, 2017
Erngie:
Congrats

But why tiff my spot na??

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Re: How I Got A Job I'm Not Qualified Or Trained For by Erngie(f): 12:38pm On Feb 09, 2017
Lol. This year i'm recovering all that lost in the past so i'm recovering my ftc lol
BiafranBushBoy:


But why tiff my spot na??

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Re: How I Got A Job I'm Not Qualified Or Trained For by Erngie(f): 12:39pm On Feb 09, 2017
Thank you
BiafranBushBoy:
Hahahaha...

You see the type of people I love?

SMART Ass!!!

I wrote it at www.topwritersden.com

Tell them you can do... Later on, find a way to sort yourself!

You can check around on Google and take time to enroll for online classes!.. That is what I do now!

#peace bro.
Re: How I Got A Job I'm Not Qualified Or Trained For by BiafranBushBoy: 12:43pm On Feb 09, 2017
Erngie:
Lol. This year i'm recovering all that lost in the past so i'm recovering my ftc lol

Hahahaha... Nice one!

But next time, I will recover it back.

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Re: How I Got A Job I'm Not Qualified Or Trained For by Nobody: 12:44pm On Feb 09, 2017
Nna, experience is an important 'qualification'.

So,bros, you are qualified!

Congrats btw.

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Re: How I Got A Job I'm Not Qualified Or Trained For by marshalcarter: 1:13pm On Feb 09, 2017
congrats bro....congrats

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Re: How I Got A Job I'm Not Qualified Or Trained For by PastorandMentor(m): 1:44pm On Feb 09, 2017
Before I say congrat, how much is the salary? cheesy

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Re: How I Got A Job I'm Not Qualified Or Trained For by Nobody: 1:50pm On Feb 09, 2017
mayorchelsea:
Good day guys,I got a job which I'm not exactly trained or qualified for.I've never worked in this capacity before and the firm has placed the responsibility of creating that department on me and expect me to do well over the next six months.I turned down a marketing offer and they asked me the other roles I think I'll do well.I mentioned internal control/auditing and was asked to write what i know about the roles.They were impressed with the write-up and I'll be working as internal auditor/compliance officer in a microfinance bank.I know I can check the job functions on Google but I need practical tips,materials,videos etc to succeed from experienced persons and/or persons who studied auditing/internal control as a course or have worked in similar sector before as compliance officer,thanks in advance.Lalasticlala,abeg help my ministry to progress to permanent site.
pls, how much were they willing to pay u for marketing. i turned down a marketing offer from a micro finance bank recently. i hope i have not made a huge mistake
Re: How I Got A Job I'm Not Qualified Or Trained For by NameChecker: 2:07pm On Feb 09, 2017
ok
Re: How I Got A Job I'm Not Qualified Or Trained For by ademega(m): 2:08pm On Feb 09, 2017
nija for u
Re: How I Got A Job I'm Not Qualified Or Trained For by Tbillz(m): 2:08pm On Feb 09, 2017
Congratulations bro but change the mentality U are not qualified# U are the best for it, thats why U have it! Do the job like a pro bro!

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Re: How I Got A Job I'm Not Qualified Or Trained For by freeborn76(m): 2:09pm On Feb 09, 2017
You better go and build capacity by training yourself or you would end up jobless in a few months...God is not an author of confusion. Congratulations by the way

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Re: How I Got A Job I'm Not Qualified Or Trained For by Ekakamba: 2:09pm On Feb 09, 2017
Same.
Re: How I Got A Job I'm Not Qualified Or Trained For by charles009(m): 2:09pm On Feb 09, 2017
Put in effort, so what you loose in experience, you make up for with unparalelled zeal. Always remember that some people will smile to see you fail.

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Re: How I Got A Job I'm Not Qualified Or Trained For by Thukzee01(m): 2:10pm On Feb 09, 2017
Noticed
Re: How I Got A Job I'm Not Qualified Or Trained For by CriticMaestro: 2:14pm On Feb 09, 2017
aL/s
Re: How I Got A Job I'm Not Qualified Or Trained For by SIRKAY98(m): 2:17pm On Feb 09, 2017
I know you. I will inform MD about You. Idiot!!!!!
Re: How I Got A Job I'm Not Qualified Or Trained For by fufuNegusi(m): 2:19pm On Feb 09, 2017
raylord:

pls, how much were they willing to pay u for marketing. i turned down a marketing offer from a micro finance bank recently. i hope i have not made a huge mistake

It depends on the microfinance bank

where i work you earn up to 20-25k OND, 30-35K BSC, HND
pending on how much you deliver and meet targets over the years you could earn upto 65-70k thats if you have worked for as long as five years....you will get annual increment
Re: How I Got A Job I'm Not Qualified Or Trained For by maximunimpact(m): 2:19pm On Feb 09, 2017
Round peg on a square hole, later peeps like u'll blame the govt of not performing based on same formular that gave u d job. One qualified worker has just missed a slot for a mediocre

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Re: How I Got A Job I'm Not Qualified Or Trained For by kingsleefolli(m): 2:19pm On Feb 09, 2017
Tell them to provide internet to your office. And browse anything browsable. The information is waiting for you. Bro .no think am you don't make am. Abeg. Chop nockle

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Re: How I Got A Job I'm Not Qualified Or Trained For by kings09(m): 2:20pm On Feb 09, 2017
Congrats
Re: How I Got A Job I'm Not Qualified Or Trained For by ksstroud: 2:21pm On Feb 09, 2017
BiafranBushBoy:
Hahahaha...

You see the type of people I love?

SMART Ass!!!

I wrote it at www.topwritersden.com

Tell them you can do... Later on, find a way to sort yourself!

You can check around on Google and take time to enroll for online classes!.. That is what I do now!

#peace bro.

My name is lalasticlala and I am a goal getter and someone who loves to achieve a lot. I graduated with a second class upper from the university of — and I am someone who is open to all job role bust but with more specialty in Business/sales development”

can you check that out?
Trust your understanding!!!

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Re: How I Got A Job I'm Not Qualified Or Trained For by Ekuru: 2:22pm On Feb 09, 2017
SIRKAY98:
I know you. I will inform MD about You. Idiot!!!!!
No sense in this one raara paapa


Congrats jare OP

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Re: How I Got A Job I'm Not Qualified Or Trained For by Bluffly: 2:23pm On Feb 09, 2017
Hemanwel:
Although I was not an Internal Contol/Compliance person,but I think I can relate with this position from my banking experience.
I guess being a Compliance Officer in a bank involves you checking/auditing banking processes which conform to the laid down policies of the bank.
For example, when a customer needs a loan from the bank, the customer is expected to come with some documents that will facilitate the loan processes. Or, documents required by the bank that will qualify the customer for the loan...
As an Internal Control/Compliance Officer, yours is to run a check on loans that have been given out which did not follow these due processes. Or simply put: yours is to ensure customers comply to your company policies. Mind you, it's not limited to loans only. Other banking processes which do not follow due process are to be discovered by you.
Did I make small sense? lol
Congrats on your new role!

Not like ABC. Better go and learn how to make your reports. Because you will be judge by your reports, and findings. Do not think it is all about calling tellers over and checking documents. Well thank God that you have some writing skills, but you have to notch up analytically and report wise

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Re: How I Got A Job I'm Not Qualified Or Trained For by Millz404(m): 2:27pm On Feb 09, 2017
So this is how u want to ruin our company.... See me in my office right now..... I'm waiting

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Re: How I Got A Job I'm Not Qualified Or Trained For by Desdola(m): 2:29pm On Feb 09, 2017
congrats. but u not been qualified. how will u cope?
Re: How I Got A Job I'm Not Qualified Or Trained For by Souljaboi1: 2:30pm On Feb 09, 2017
freeborn76:
You better go and build capacity by training yourself or you would end up jobless in a few months...God is not an author of confusion. Congratulations by the way

maximunimpact:
Round peg on a square hole, later peeps like u'll blame the govt of not performing based on same formular that gave u d job. One qualified worker has just missed a slot for a mediocre

undecided

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