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Bro you forgot to mention Mavise. ..


My Mavise your Mavise. ..lol

holamiday:
I reckon with the pride and confidence exhibited by a bonafide hall resident. I was a bona-fide resident all through school anyways, sometimes by hook & other times by crook.

Did you say food is cheap in 2001? You may want to review that. Food is scarcely cheap there. In fact, it is actually expensive. If you need cheap food, go to 'aganyin palace', in Jaja complex, opposite Jaja hall. With 150 naira, (beans 50, bread 100), you'd be filled to the brim and no matter what activities you partake in, the next hunger will not knock until 8pm.

And talking about new hall, i read that it is the hub of prostitution. Ah guy, fear God naw. That's a terrible lie. There are 3 big female hostels in new hall, hence, you find more of ladies than guys, hanging out around there at night. That's all.

Aganyin palace was closed down because of hygiene issues. They said something the woman about the woman using the water she uses to clean her buttocks to cook.

There was also some rumour going around that she used it for jazz too.

That day we a life saver for broke people like us.

bart10:
That's Mariere Hall. My home for five years

U be disabled or scholar?

Hmmm. Una dey forget Jesus Embassy n Iya Pato porridge. Then words skreps, "Risky Burger", "Chicken n Chips".

Then that Unilag light that makes ugly girls look fine at night. "Do not approach any girl under that light, you might regret it the following day".

Access Bank, Yem Yem, Ozolua, High Rise n Ransom Kuti. . Haters keep hating

shayhune:
1. The use of the word 'am'. So you won't make the same mistake in your exams, the correct word is "I'm".

2. You're not a true Akokaite Akokite. I guess you're still a fresher or probably, you weren't given the course you desired.

3. Unilag is not Overhyped. It's like saying Messi is overhyped. We are just who we are - The University of First choice.

I am proud to be an alumnus of this great university.

May be first University of first choice 'Nigerian'. So be it but it cannot stand beside any of the Universities I attended in South Africa and Scotland.

The school of first choice and the nation's pride.

Genea:
All those haters on this thread be warned... I'm sure becos unilag jambed you dahs y u r wailing, esp uniben and eksuites, na dem beef pass....

Op, u r a korrekt guy ..

BTW u forgot coffee shop @ guest house, its not d coffee shop dah is bad oo but its d shop directly untop of it, that's a hub for smokers all the same its called coffee shop

Night waka: its a term used for both good and bad explorations in the night

Smellos: these are people that are described as skreps or below ya class...

Casted: something that is too popular among students, used by all class of ppl but mostly d broke guys..

Can't recall jawe

Did u really have to call uniben, I schooled n uniben and am presently schln n unilag..... The diff is clear sha... Unilag and uniben no be mate..... Buh we no dey beef una now

Umartins1:
GST: let me start with this. GST is an abbreviation for General studies often called GNS in most schools. If you however call General Studies, GNS instead of GST before an average Akokite, what you will get is a puppet staring at you with amazement. In UNILAG, it is GST not GNS.


Overnight: another crazy and very popular term in UNILAG. Traditionally, overnight refers to going out of the hostel and slipping into an unlocked class to read. Wait! Want to know why this is crazy? There are two reasons. First, when an Akokite tells you he is going for overnight, he expects you to fall on your knees and worship him. To him, he is a hero of books as sacrificing the comfort of his bed deserves some iconic eulogy. There is a second reason that is crazier. 95% of those who go for this overnight don't go there to read. Some go with their laptops and consoles(for games), some, dressed in their nicest clothes and shoes, go to advertise them and 60% of the 95% go with condoms.


Bonafide: only an Akokite that is able to secure a hall of residence understands the feeling, pride and the Buzz about being a bona-fide resident in the school hostel. If you find a student dragging it really hard or in a heated conversation with the hostel porters, be sure as hell that he is a bona-fide. He wouldn't dare standing in the front of porters in the first place if he was not. See, in UNILAG hostels, there is this caste system in existence. Let me quickly bring in another term

Porters/squatters: of course everyone knows what the hostel porters do but in UNILAG, their job extends beyond what is obtained in other schools. To the bona-fide, porters are just tool of play but to squatters, those who live in the hostel illegally, porters are hell descendants. They both constantly devise ways to outsmart each other. If you see a student entering a hostel with bold, non smiling face and fiercely walking like a soldier in battle array, he is a squatter. And on his unlucky day, the fierce walking no matter how brisk ends with, "hello, my friend, where is your pass? " the rambling voice of the hell descendants.


2001: what do you think this is? A year? No. This is a canteen in UNILAG which is spectacular for its large space, long chain retail trade and most importantly, its cheap prices of food. Of course, that is the Economics invisible hand at work. There are more sellers of food than buyers. This is the canteen mostly paraded by broke guys like me. If you are a broke AKokite and you despise eating in an open space, sorry is your case. Apart from 2001, every other canteen in UNILAG is not pocket friendly.


New hall: if you ask an 'average' Akokite what new hall is (not where, everyone knows that), he will tell you it is a popular park. If, however, you ask a 'real' Akokite, what new hall is, he will tell you to wait until nightfall before he explains.And when night eventually falls, all he has to do is to take you to new hall and with your naked eyes, you will witness first-class prostitution. New hall is reputable for such because of the interwovened female hostels. Here is the first place I saw two Range Rover sports, three Toyota venzas and one Land cruiser Prado parked side by side.


Senate building: lol. Only 'bad' guys use this term often. And they actually meant the Senate building that houses the office of the VC. Although, guys' businesses are not inside the building but behind it nor are their businesses during the official hours but at night when even the full moon won't be enough to provide enough light. Many things go on here. For guys in the faculty of Arts whose classes are closer to the Senate building, overnight is an intriguing endeavour.


Alpha base: this is the last place an Akokite ever wishes to visit. No student has ever gone there and returned happily unless he is a mere witness. Alpha base is the dreaded security headquarters of the school. The agents of this alpha base are popularly called baba blue by the student populace. Their uniform is blue colour. Call them baba blue to their face and you are sure to graduate without convocation.

UBA park: this is a combination of Senate building and new hall. It is not a good place for an innocent soul to visit at night.

And lastly.......


Lagoon Front: this is the pride of every Akokite. You will find students sitting under the scorching sun Just to stare at the water. This is the most visited place in UNILAG.it is visited by 'tourist-students' in the day and by 'other' students at night for some businesses that should be occurring in the 'other' room.


I drop my pen!


Greatest Akokites



cc: lalasticlala, seun

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Rayhandrinni:
all i know is,theres free toto in unilag...iv told my dad i want to transfer ooo...hes doing like touch2

:-D boss the Toto no free oooo...except you get money to spend....unilag girls... dem be talk nd do

saintmark88:
Did u really have to call uniben, I schooled n uniben and am presently schln n unilag..... The diff is clear sha... Unilag and uniben no be mate..... Buh we no dey beef una now

u sure?, we went for a national departmental stuff @UI, guess who didn't allow us rest? Uniben and eksu(these ones were spoiling for a fight sef)
Arguments online, observe those dah come for akokites!!!

Pokerface1:
It's like you know more, please I need info bout the DLi.. ....abeg

lolx... Bros abeg go sch, experience is bera but trust me, u wud enjoy ursef socially

Genea:
u sure?, we went for a national departmental stuff @UI, guess who didn't allow us rest? Uniben and eksu(these ones were spoiling for a fight sef)
Arguments online, observe those dah come for akokites!!!

U know u guys like forming best n uniben students won't have tht, cos we represent too... Moreover there are alot of Lagosians in uniben

saintmark88:
U know u guys like forming best n uniben students won't have tht, cos we represent too... Moreover there are alot of Lagosians in uniben

We don't form, we r the best sweetie

richie9093:
Aganyin palace was closed down because of hygiene issues. They said something the woman about the woman using the water she uses to clean her buttocks to cook.

There was also some rumour going around that she used it for jazz too.

That day we a life saver for broke people like us.

I heard that thing back then too o. Was it actually true? Me-thinks it's one of those hear-says. If it's true then my belly is full of buttocks water.

holamiday:
I heard that thing back too o. Was it actually true? Me-thinks it's one of those hear-says. If it's true then my belly is full of buttocks water.

Well, it was closed down so there seems to be an iota of truth in it.

if my belly is full of buttocks water, then it totally worth the money it saved me those days. ₦60 beans + ₦80 bread + ₦10 pure water usually lasts me till evening.

You guys forgot the best female hall, Honours hall (ladies of poise) located at 2nd gate, DLI environs, tho it can b annoyin trekkin frm main campus wen derz no cab
*Julius berger hall at facullty of engineering
*GTB garden
*Lagoon front, enof crabs for u
*Guest house
*Main library..many students alwys luk srz wen entering in esp during exams, if u'r goin to d last floor pls dnt leave ur cardigan behind, d A.C der is freezing, and no sleeping pls because it can b temptin esp for overnight peeps
*Red bricks for faculty of sci peeps
*Campus shuttle park. Dunno d fare now. Those old baba drivers can piss one off with change issue and who's to load nxt arguement
*Tantalizers,Yem-yem store
*Community pharmacy opp new hall
*Unilag radio, 8th floor senate building
*Main Aud.
*Zoological and botanical gardens etc!

Greatest Akokites!

Umartins1:
GST: let me start with this. GST is an abbreviation for General studies often called GNS in most schools. If you however call General Studies, GNS instead of GST before an average Akokite, what you will get is a puppet staring at you with amazement. In UNILAG, it is GST not GNS.


Overnight: another crazy and very popular term in UNILAG. Traditionally, overnight refers to going out of the hostel and slipping into an unlocked class to read. Wait! Want to know why this is crazy? There are two reasons. First, when an Akokite tells you he is going for overnight, he expects you to fall on your knees and worship him. To him, he is a hero of books as sacrificing the comfort of his bed deserves some iconic eulogy. There is a second reason that is crazier. 95% of those who go for this overnight don't go there to read. Some go with their laptops and consoles(for games), some, dressed in their nicest clothes and shoes, go to advertise them and 60% of the 95% go with condoms.


Bonafide: only an Akokite that is able to secure a hall of residence understands the feeling, pride and the Buzz about being a bona-fide resident in the school hostel. If you find a student dragging it really hard or in a heated conversation with the hostel porters, be sure as hell that he is a bona-fide. He wouldn't dare standing in the front of porters in the first place if he was not. See, in UNILAG hostels, there is this caste system in existence. Let me quickly bring in another term

Porters/squatters: of course everyone knows what the hostel porters do but in UNILAG, their job extends beyond what is obtained in other schools. To the bona-fide, porters are just tool of play but to squatters, those who live in the hostel illegally, porters are hell descendants. They both constantly devise ways to outsmart each other. If you see a student entering a hostel with bold, non smiling face and fiercely walking like a soldier in battle array, he is a squatter. And on his unlucky day, the fierce walking no matter how brisk ends with, "hello, my friend, where is your pass? " the rambling voice of the hell descendants.


2001: what do you think this is? A year? No. This is a canteen in UNILAG which is spectacular for its large space, long chain retail trade and most importantly, its cheap prices of food. Of course, that is the Economics invisible hand at work. There are more sellers of food than buyers. This is the canteen mostly paraded by broke guys like me. If you are a broke AKokite and you despise eating in an open space, sorry is your case. Apart from 2001, every other canteen in UNILAG is not pocket friendly.


New hall: if you ask an 'average' Akokite what new hall is (not where, everyone knows that), he will tell you it is a popular park. If, however, you ask a 'real' Akokite, what new hall is, he will tell you to wait until nightfall before he explains.And when night eventually falls, all he has to do is to take you to new hall and with your naked eyes, you will witness first-class prostitution. New hall is reputable for such because of the interwovened female hostels. Here is the first place I saw two Range Rover sports, three Toyota venzas and one Land cruiser Prado parked side by side.


Senate building: lol. Only 'bad' guys use this term often. And they actually meant the Senate building that houses the office of the VC. Although, guys' businesses are not inside the building but behind it nor are their businesses during the official hours but at night when even the full moon won't be enough to provide enough light. Many things go on here. For guys in the faculty of Arts whose classes are closer to the Senate building, overnight is an intriguing endeavour.


Alpha base: this is the last place an Akokite ever wishes to visit. No student has ever gone there and returned happily unless he is a mere witness. Alpha base is the dreaded security headquarters of the school. The agents of this alpha base are popularly called baba blue by the student populace. Their uniform is blue colour. Call them baba blue to their face and you are sure to graduate without convocation.

UBA park: this is a combination of Senate building and new hall. It is not a good place for an innocent soul to visit at night.

And lastly.......


Lagoon Front: this is the pride of every Akokite. You will find students sitting under the scorching sun Just to stare at the water. This is the most visited place in UNILAG.it is visited by 'tourist-students' in the day and by 'other' students at night for some businesses that should be occurring in the 'other' room.


I drop my pen!


Greatest Akokites



cc: lalasticlala, seun

U have tried but your knowledge of unilag is not matured. There are more popular places

Umartins1:
GST: let me start with this. GST is an abbreviation for General studies often called GNS in most schools. If you however call General Studies, GNS instead of GST before an average Akokite, what you will get is a puppet staring at you with amazement. In UNILAG, it is GST not GNS.


Overnight: another crazy and very popular term in UNILAG. Traditionally, overnight refers to going out of the hostel and slipping into an unlocked class to read. Wait! Want to know why this is crazy? There are two reasons. First, when an Akokite tells you he is going for overnight, he expects you to fall on your knees and worship him. To him, he is a hero of books as sacrificing the comfort of his bed deserves some iconic eulogy. There is a second reason that is crazier. 95% of those who go for this overnight don't go there to read. Some go with their laptops and consoles(for games), some, dressed in their nicest clothes and shoes, go to advertise them and 60% of the 95% go with condoms.


Bonafide: only an Akokite that is able to secure a hall of residence understands the feeling, pride and the Buzz about being a bona-fide resident in the school hostel. If you find a student dragging it really hard or in a heated conversation with the hostel porters, be sure as hell that he is a bona-fide. He wouldn't dare standing in the front of porters in the first place if he was not. See, in UNILAG hostels, there is this caste system in existence. Let me quickly bring in another term

Porters/squatters: of course everyone knows what the hostel porters do but in UNILAG, their job extends beyond what is obtained in other schools. To the bona-fide, porters are just tool of play but to squatters, those who live in the hostel illegally, porters are hell descendants. They both constantly devise ways to outsmart each other. If you see a student entering a hostel with bold, non smiling face and fiercely walking like a soldier in battle array, he is a squatter. And on his unlucky day, the fierce walking no matter how brisk ends with, "hello, my friend, where is your pass? " the rambling voice of the hell descendants.


2001: what do you think this is? A year? No. This is a canteen in UNILAG which is spectacular for its large space, long chain retail trade and most importantly, its cheap prices of food. Of course, that is the Economics invisible hand at work. There are more sellers of food than buyers. This is the canteen mostly paraded by broke guys like me. If you are a broke AKokite and you despise eating in an open space, sorry is your case. Apart from 2001, every other canteen in UNILAG is not pocket friendly.


New hall: if you ask an 'average' Akokite what new hall is (not where, everyone knows that), he will tell you it is a popular park. If, however, you ask a 'real' Akokite, what new hall is, he will tell you to wait until nightfall before he explains.And when night eventually falls, all he has to do is to take you to new hall and with your naked eyes, you will witness first-class prostitution. New hall is reputable for such because of the interwovened female hostels. Here is the first place I saw two Range Rover sports, three Toyota venzas and one Land cruiser Prado parked side by side.


Senate building: lol. Only 'bad' guys use this term often. And they actually meant the Senate building that houses the office of the VC. Although, guys' businesses are not inside the building but behind it nor are their businesses during the official hours but at night when even the full moon won't be enough to provide enough light. Many things go on here. For guys in the faculty of Arts whose classes are closer to the Senate building, overnight is an intriguing endeavour.


Alpha base: this is the last place an Akokite ever wishes to visit. No student has ever gone there and returned happily unless he is a mere witness. Alpha base is the dreaded security headquarters of the school. The agents of this alpha base are popularly called baba blue by the student populace. Their uniform is blue colour. Call them baba blue to their face and you are sure to graduate without convocation.

UBA park: this is a combination of Senate building and new hall. It is not a good place for an innocent soul to visit at night.

And lastly.......


Lagoon Front: this is the pride of every Akokite. You will find students sitting under the scorching sun Just to stare at the water. This is the most visited place in UNILAG.it is visited by 'tourist-students' in the day and by 'other' students at night for some businesses that should be occurring in the 'other' room.


I drop my pen!


Greatest Akokites



cc: lalasticlala, seun

How can you forget shop 10?

Umartins1:
GST: let me start with this. GST is an abbreviation for General studies often called GNS in most schools. If you however call General Studies, GNS instead of GST before an average Akokite, what you will get is a puppet staring at you with amazement. In UNILAG, it is GST not GNS.


Overnight: another crazy and very popular term in UNILAG. Traditionally, overnight refers to going out of the hostel and slipping into an unlocked class to read. Wait! Want to know why this is crazy? There are two reasons. First, when an Akokite tells you he is going for overnight, he expects you to fall on your knees and worship him. To him, he is a hero of books as sacrificing the comfort of his bed deserves some iconic eulogy. There is a second reason that is crazier. 95% of those who go for this overnight don't go there to read. Some go with their laptops and consoles(for games), some, dressed in their nicest clothes and shoes, go to advertise them and 60% of the 95% go with condoms.


Bonafide: only an Akokite that is able to secure a hall of residence understands the feeling, pride and the Buzz about being a bona-fide resident in the school hostel. If you find a student dragging it really hard or in a heated conversation with the hostel porters, be sure as hell that he is a bona-fide. He wouldn't dare standing in the front of porters in the first place if he was not. See, in UNILAG hostels, there is this caste system in existence. Let me quickly bring in another term

Porters/squatters: of course everyone knows what the hostel porters do but in UNILAG, their job extends beyond what is obtained in other schools. To the bona-fide, porters are just tool of play but to squatters, those who live in the hostel illegally, porters are hell descendants. They both constantly devise ways to outsmart each other. If you see a student entering a hostel with bold, non smiling face and fiercely walking like a soldier in battle array, he is a squatter. And on his unlucky day, the fierce walking no matter how brisk ends with, "hello, my friend, where is your pass? " the rambling voice of the hell descendants.


2001: what do you think this is? A year? No. This is a canteen in UNILAG which is spectacular for its large space, long chain retail trade and most importantly, its cheap prices of food. Of course, that is the Economics invisible hand at work. There are more sellers of food than buyers. This is the canteen mostly paraded by broke guys like me. If you are a broke AKokite and you despise eating in an open space, sorry is your case. Apart from 2001, every other canteen in UNILAG is not pocket friendly.


New hall: if you ask an 'average' Akokite what new hall is (not where, everyone knows that), he will tell you it is a popular park. If, however, you ask a 'real' Akokite, what new hall is, he will tell you to wait until nightfall before he explains.And when night eventually falls, all he has to do is to take you to new hall and with your naked eyes, you will witness first-class prostitution. New hall is reputable for such because of the interwovened female hostels. Here is the first place I saw two Range Rover sports, three Toyota venzas and one Land cruiser Prado parked side by side.


Senate building: lol. Only 'bad' guys use this term often. And they actually meant the Senate building that houses the office of the VC. Although, guys' businesses are not inside the building but behind it nor are their businesses during the official hours but at night when even the full moon won't be enough to provide enough light. Many things go on here. For guys in the faculty of Arts whose classes are closer to the Senate building, overnight is an intriguing endeavour.


Alpha base: this is the last place an Akokite ever wishes to visit. No student has ever gone there and returned happily unless he is a mere witness. Alpha base is the dreaded security headquarters of the school. The agents of this alpha base are popularly called baba blue by the student populace. Their uniform is blue colour. Call them baba blue to their face and you are sure to graduate without convocation.

UBA park: this is a combination of Senate building and new hall. It is not a good place for an innocent soul to visit at night.

And lastly.......


Lagoon Front: this is the pride of every Akokite. You will find students sitting under the scorching sun Just to stare at the water. This is the most visited place in UNILAG.it is visited by 'tourist-students' in the day and by 'other' students at night for some businesses that should be occurring in the 'other' room.


I drop my pen!


Greatest Akokites



cc: lalasticlala, seun

You didn't add "baba blue"

Am over proud to be an akokite. Here u will see different fashion style.... G guys yapaa for unilag..... They drive lots of Benz....of course I ride one too....they ball a lot and when it comes to seriousness,they jack a lot.... Beautiful girls and handsome boys at our disposal....its now matter of ur choice if u like this girl or not ...or if u like this boy or not....we produce beautiful females a lot ..... Musicians are often attracted to unilag for their performance....

richie9093:
Well, it was closed down so there seems to be an iota of truth in it.

if my belly is full of buttocks water, then it totally worth the money it saved me those days. ₦60 beans + ₦80 bread + ₦10 pure water usually lasts me till evening.

economist gerra of here

dessey:
The greatest Akokite, this guy tried, but u 4get the red sand and Hell fire, it takes only Men to know this places.

We are engineers, we can do everything

High rise and Ozolua nko, Red bricks, coffee shop, Alhaji in bus ad @OP

christabell18:
correct!...great ife

christabell18:
finished from oau...been to unilag for ma project research and i fear the school is damn over hyped

Unilag people dey talk, you wey finish from Ife come dey open mouth...

HOW ON EARTH WILL YOU FORGET QSS EHEN OP!!!

None of you guys mentioned the medical centre, CITS building and the Moremi hall which is the female headquarters. Also, nobody mentioned hall week, DSA and Prof. Mowete of Electrical Engineering.

Relating with some1 in dat school is a pride on it own nt to talk of being a bonafide student....UNILAG, i doff my hat..

Genea:
lolx... Bros abeg go sch, experience is bera but trust me, u wud enjoy ursef socially

Abi.... Tnx thou, just need info and contacts

Pokerface1:
Abi.... Tnx thou, just need info and contacts

ooowkay, no p den

Genea:
ooowkay, no p den

Plz if you have a reliable source or someone that could give me up to date info, I'd be glad??
Sorry to bug you thou

Pokerface1:
Plz if you have a reliable source or someone that could give me up to date info, I'd be glad??
Sorry to bug you thou

ooowk, wud check around for u den

Genea:
ooowk, wud check around for u den

Thanks
I'd be glad.. ....