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Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by MASTERMIND04(m): 2:24am On Feb 20, 2017
TDstarr:
Their girls dey make sense.. . I suspect they wear gown with no panties so prophet can give them doggie
Chai! Ur mind ehnnnnnnn... No be here o
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by judey1992(m): 4:37am On Feb 20, 2017
majour:
Its a hierarchy thing, different division, functions and duty are assigned to different group of people, so the color tells u their office, for more info, I fit invite u
being invited isnt the problem. the rate limiting factor is the distance. am in SE currently.
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by majour(m): 5:50am On Feb 20, 2017
judey1992:
being invited isnt the problem. the rate limiting factor is the distance. am in SE currently.
SE, a lot of white garment deh there na
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by pointblank247(m): 7:21am On Feb 20, 2017
God bless white garment churches. i rep Sabbath for life.
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by metallisc(m): 7:25am On Feb 20, 2017
TDstarr:
Their girls dey make sense.. . I suspect they wear gown with no panties so prophet can give them doggie

Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by Buraimohjoseph(m): 7:36am On Feb 20, 2017
[quote author=Aristotle96 post=53871201] brotherly, which province? I rep #ESOCS too cheesy[/quot
province. You?
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by Buraimohjoseph(m): 7:37am On Feb 20, 2017
timilehin007:


I am Celestial but I think ES0CS means Eternal Sacred Order of Cherubim & Seraphim ryt?

Yes Sir. You're right
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by MarieSucre(f): 7:47am On Feb 20, 2017
TDstarr:
Their girls dey make sense.. . I suspect they wear gown with no panties so prophet can give them doggie

Abeg borrow sense.
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by cazzo(m): 8:26am On Feb 20, 2017
Blood of Emmanuel, guys run fr cele gals oooh shocked cheesy tongue lipsrsealed undecided wink grin grin
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by Cyriloha(m): 9:05am On Feb 20, 2017
Jglad:
... Proudly Seraph...

I wan join his I'm gonna do that
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by biggietreasures(m): 9:15am On Feb 20, 2017
I rep the Holy way cherubim and seraphim church

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Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by Nobody: 9:16am On Feb 20, 2017
jolade29:
#i rep celestial #
Correct!
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by newyorks(m): 9:24am On Feb 20, 2017
NevetsIbot:
bros. one told me she liked me nd wanted to date me two weeks ago. I was like, i have a gf o. I no need anoda bukata.. She sha talked nd told me she was attending cele! Fear grip me. I changed my story to 'i have a gf but ion love her'

Come nd see threats mehn. I saw her juju ring nd all. Mehn... They're super diabolical..just dodge em. This same girl told me she was asked never to shave until marriage. Hian!!
u go fear na,i no need there wahaia abegi.they fit harm u anytime.
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by Etogist: 9:51am On Feb 20, 2017
Anointed08:
Sexual immorality their Achilles heel(their weak point)

Please tell me the church that doesn't have sexual immorality as their week point?
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by timilehin007(m): 9:54am On Feb 20, 2017
Buraimohjoseph:


Yes Sir. You're right

the try smiley
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by Ajewealth123(m): 9:57am On Feb 20, 2017
Lukmann1:
There is nothing really wrong with them just that i am feared them.
broda luku,even me self dey FEARED for these ur English sometimes o
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by Anuoluwapo23(f): 10:07am On Feb 20, 2017
Halleluyah OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO grin grin grin

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Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by maysimsimple(m): 10:19am On Feb 20, 2017
I REP CELESTIAL TO D BONE.............................
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by maysimsimple(m): 10:19am On Feb 20, 2017
Anuoluwapo23:
Halleluyah OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO grin grin grin


Halleluyah...........................
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by Freeezzz(m): 10:29am On Feb 20, 2017
happney65:
Freeeze come and see your people...Ahahhahahhahahahaha ;DFreeeze come and see your people...Ahahhahahhahahahaha
I'm a Celestian; which means a member of Celestial Church of Christ, not a white garment church. I don't even know what a white garment church is! People keep confusing themselves.
Then again, Freeezzz is spelled, Elf arruuuu ee ee eee zed zed zed, gorrit? cool

Mind you, the OP is not even a member of any of the churches he's profiling. cool

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Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by Aristotle96(m): 10:31am On Feb 20, 2017
Buraimohjoseph:



Akure province. You?
port Harcourt province cool
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by Nickymezor(f): 10:35am On Feb 20, 2017
Hmmmm, here to read comments. I aint a member of WGC o. Kinda curious sha.
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by neptsen(m): 10:48am On Feb 20, 2017
samuelzion:
Candles are not just for light

Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by Egbi2020: 10:52am On Feb 20, 2017
Dandsome:
Can someone please explain the colors?

Meanwhile,









Solve this riddle
I am an object, in my military regime, I rule for only 20 months ( 31st Dec, 1983-28th Aug, 1985) and was overthrow. Now, in my civilian regime, I rule for exactly 20 months ( 29th May, 2015- 19th Jan, 2017) and went for indefinite holidays. Today is exactly 20 days since I left office to Unknown destination. Who am I?
Buhari
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by nizetee: 10:56am On Feb 20, 2017
[quote author=Afam4eva post=53864948]I wish the white garment people i see everyday were as clean as these ones.[/quote
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by castrol180(m): 11:02am On Feb 20, 2017
Cele with their big big nyansh without pant
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by happney65: 11:19am On Feb 20, 2017
Freeezzz:

I'm a Celestian; which means a member of Celestial Church of Christ, not a white garment church. I don't even know what a white garment church is! People keep confusing themselves.
Then again, Freeezzz is spelled, Elf arruuuu ee ee eee zed zed zed, gorrit? cool

Mind you, the OP is not even a member of any of the churches he's profiling. cool


Weere... grin grin
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by Seunpaul01(m): 12:21pm On Feb 20, 2017
israelmao:


My mummy is still there and my father was a prophet there until he was late but I am in another church not based on hatred for my former church but based on divine direction.

I like that.
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by obontobolo(m): 12:27pm On Feb 20, 2017
Freeezzz:

I'm a Celestian; which means a member of Celestial Church of Christ, not a white garment church. I don't even know what a white garment church is! People keep confusing themselves.
Then again, Freeezzz is spelled, Elf arruuuu ee ee eee zed zed zed, gorrit? cool
Mind you, the OP is not even a member of any of the churches he's profiling. cool
lol.... It is called white garment churches because majority wear white sultana in church..... alasho funfun ni gbogbo yin. Ma deny e..
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by Buraimohjoseph(m): 12:31pm On Feb 20, 2017
Aristotle96:
port Harcourt province cool

Wao.. Good
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by Buraimohjoseph(m): 12:35pm On Feb 20, 2017
Sola2010:
Seraph till death calls.
ProudlyCHERUB
Re: 9 Things Only Those Who Attend White Garment Churches Will Understand by Freeezzz(m): 3:25pm On Feb 20, 2017
obontobolo:
lol.... It is called white garment churches because majority wear white sultana in church..... alasho funfun ni gbogbo yin. Ma deny e..
This is not denial, it's more of a clarification. When people come to me and say, oh I had seen one of your people killing chicken in the river doing spiritual bath. I then ask, it is a Cele? The fellow goes, yes, I mean, they were wearing white garment. I just sigh and shake my head and then go into a long discussion of how best to identify Celestial Church members from "others".
Imagine me saying all Pentecostal church pastors are corrupt and thieves, or yahoo pastors like one yeyebrity(imho) calls them, because I have had a bad experience in one XYZ church, bro, I should go for a brain check. So, I would rather address discussion that has to do with my church, Celestial Church of Christ than talking on my church point of view on behalf of the "white garment church".

Summary: our doctrines are really, truly different!
cool

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