None not even Christianity!
Only Jesus, He is the way, the truth and life.
The thief cricified at the right hand side of Jesus wasnt a Christian but he got there.
Repent today and believe on the Lord Jesus!

enshy:
None not even Christianity!
Only Jesus, He is the way, the truth and life.
The thief cricified at the right hand side of Jesus wasnt a Christian but he got there.
Repent today and believe on the Lord Jesus!

what's heaven?

akintom:
what's heaven?

Im sorry. The thread is for the religious and you are not one. If you were, you would know heaven. Thank you!

enshy:

Im sorry. The thread is for the religious and you are not one.
If you were, you would know heaven.
Thank you!

Isn't the religious, duty bound to explain the religious jargons to the irreligious?

akintom:


Isn't the religious, duty bound to explain the religious jargons to the irreligious?

No, we dont cast pearls before swine.
The irreligious who is proud, haughty, hates the gospel and pulls down God and His Christ at every slight opportunity isnt an audience for our preaching.
We are sorry, we cant join issues with you.

enshy:
None not even Christianity!
Only Jesus, He is the way, the truth and life.
The thief cricified at the right hand side of Jesus wasnt a Christian but he got there.
Repent today and believe on the Lord Jesus!

Christianity is Christ!!
And The Life of a Christain is also Christ!!
Same way Eve is still Adam!!

ichuka:

Christianity is Christ!!
And The Life of a Christain is also Christ!!
Same way Eve is still Adam!!

Thanks bro. I understand you.
But see, xtianity isnt in scriptures, its a name given to religion whose beliefs are Jesus based and go to church.
Now beliefs dont take anyone to Heaven, comfessing your sins, accepting Jesus as Lord and Personal Saviour does then living in newness of life that Jesus gives, this is no religion but process, principle, life, more appropriately culture i.e your everyday life!
Amen!

None

ichuka:

Christianity is Christ!!
And The Life of a Christain is also Christ!!
Same way Eve is still Adam!!

Do you know that Muslims believe in Jesus Christ and also practice Jesus' religion as Jesus did?

Muslims believe they are more Christian than you Christians!

enshy:
None not even Christianity!
Only Jesus, He is the way, the truth and life.
The thief cricified at the right hand side of Jesus wasnt a Christian but he got there.
Repent today and believe on the Lord Jesus!

Heaven is not real and none is going there

OoniOfIfe:



Heaven is not real and none is going there

I would rather you watch me get there so you believe... Ill surely meet Jesus and worship Him 4ever!
I pray this wont be your fate 'to believe when its late'

enshy:


I would rather you watch me get there so you believe... Ill surely meet Jesus and worship Him 4ever!
I pray this wont be your fate 'to believe when its late'

European slave

Yahweh is the way to heaven? OP is deceived

Pastafarian faith is the true way to heaven

FSM is the one true God

man made Yahweh, Flying Spaghetti Monster is not made by anyone cuz he's the one true God

and there are proof FSM is real and touching our every lives with his holy noodliness

1. The planets are shaped like Meatballs, Only FSM can create the planets with such a shape



2. He boiled for our sins, what sacrifice could be greater?



3. he manifested himself to a group of divers underwater http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2015/08/13/diving-team-discovers-flying-spaghetti-monster-underwater/

a definitive answer as to the existence of the spaghetti monster. That's more than any of the other religions have as evidence.

He's gone to great depths to convince us.

4. pastors are leaving Christianity for Pastafarianism, example http://www.patheos.com/blogs/chorusinthechaos/mans-faith-completely-undone-due-to-flying-spaghetti-monster-argument/

5 FSM also showed himself to people over 3000 years ago

www.nairaland.com/attachments/4326788_l4f7lhdtobvxsn4un9oexdogj1lmmnzf1t5cxdchbu_jpegdfb51901474c34ae6d4a68a956d05abe

his noodliness touch our everyday lives

The claim that the above is a 3200 year old typo is preposterous. According to an expert, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is actually the "Son of Ra" the god of the sun and way older than these upstart "sons of god"/prophets from just a couple thousand years ago or less. Two meatballs, spaghetti, bowl...obvious.

6. FSM was sighted off the Angolan coast

Reputable science magazine New Scientist reports that the FSM has been spotted off the Angolan coast



7. FSM was sighted on Mars



NASA released this photo of a “mystery object” on Mars spotted a few days ago. No official word on what it may be, but clearly resembles the FSM.

8 FSM spotted this Japanese manhole cover.



9 FSM was spotted at the Olympics helping an athlete win



FSM was also spotted at a Pizzeria in Paris



FSM also revealed himself in an art



spotted the FSM at the Crocker Museum in Sacramento. Though He is short one meatball in this apparition we still recognized Him by His Noodly Appendages. Ramen!


sighting of the FSM’s Noodly Appendages in the surf in California.



Party Girl Jewelry Sighting



Basking in the florescent glow of the grocery store pasta aisle, the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s Noodley appendages shimmered like diamonds.





as we can see, he's revealing himself to people on daily basis and it would be your loss if you don't accept him into your life, stop fighting your creator and fight for your salvation

Religion of The Faithfuls, The Hopefuls, The Peacefuls and The Charitables.
They are The Righteous of Jesus Christ, The Righteous.

hopefulLandlord:


as we can see, he's revealing himself to people on daily basis and it would be your loss if you don't accept him into your life, stop fighting your creator and fight for your salvation

All this evidence of the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER brings tears to my eyes! How can anyone with a brain ignore the signs of our Lord!! Verily some people refuse to see the truth when it is right in front of them.

Smh, judging from the comments here some people are already hell fire bound....i dash out.

enshy:


No, we dont cast pearls before swine.
The irreligious who is proud, haughty, hates the gospel and pulls down God and His Christ at every slight opportunity isnt an audience for our preaching.
We are sorry, we cant join issues with you.

but your Bible says: don't judge na

hopefulLandlord:
Yahweh is the way to heaven? OP is deceived

Pastafarian faith is the true way to heaven

FSM is the one true God

man made Yahweh, Flying Spaghetti Monster is not made by anyone cuz he's the one true God

and there are proof FSM is real and touching our every lives with his holy noodliness

1. The planets are shaped like Meatballs, Only FSM can create the planets with such a shape



2. He boiled for our sins, what sacrifice could be greater?



3. he manifested himself to a group of divers underwater http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2015/08/13/diving-team-discovers-flying-spaghetti-monster-underwater/

a definitive answer as to the existence of the spaghetti monster. That's more than any of the other religions have as evidence.

He's gone to great depths to convince us.

4. pastors are leaving Christianity for Pastafarianism, example http://www.patheos.com/blogs/chorusinthechaos/mans-faith-completely-undone-due-to-flying-spaghetti-monster-argument/

5 FSM also showed himself to people over 3000 years ago

www.nairaland.com/attachments/4326788_l4f7lhdtobvxsn4un9oexdogj1lmmnzf1t5cxdchbu_jpegdfb51901474c34ae6d4a68a956d05abe

his noodliness touch our everyday lives

The claim that the above is a 3200 year old typo is preposterous. According to an expert, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is actually the "Son of Ra" the god of the sun and way older than these upstart "sons of god"/prophets from just a couple thousand years ago or less. Two meatballs, spaghetti, bowl...obvious.

6. FSM was sighted off the Angolan coast

Reputable science magazine New Scientist reports that the FSM has been spotted off the Angolan coast



7. FSM was sighted on Mars



NASA released this photo of a “mystery object” on Mars spotted a few days ago. No official word on what it may be, but clearly resembles the FSM.

8 FSM spotted this Japanese manhole cover.



9 FSM was spotted at the Olympics helping an athlete win



FSM was also spotted at a Pizzeria in Paris



FSM also revealed himself in an art



spotted the FSM at the Crocker Museum in Sacramento. Though He is short one meatball in this apparition we still recognized Him by His Noodly Appendages. Ramen!


sighting of the FSM’s Noodly Appendages in the surf in California.

[img]http://www.venganza.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/weeds.jpg[.img]

Party Girl Jewelry Sighting



Basking in the florescent glow of the grocery store pasta aisle, the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s Noodley appendages shimmered like diamonds.





as we can see, he's revealing himself to people on daily basis and it would be your loss if you don't accept him into your life, stop fighting your creator and fight for your salvation

May his Noodles appendage noodlelize your life bro

Thank you for sharing the gospel of one and only/holy true God.

akintom:
but your Bible says: don't judge na

The right to judge is reserved for my Lord Jesus who shall both judge the quick n dead, rich n poor, weak n strong. Where will you spend eternity?
The level Ive gotten to, Im ready to die for this Jesus!
But before I die, Ill pull so many chosen ones out of darkness and the claws of the devil into the Light of Christ. Surely the chosen ones will yield for they are made ready by Christ!

OoniOfIfe:




European slave

Bless you Jesus!
He called me a slave for you God cos Im speaking your mind.
God may I die in this slavery, may I never get freedom from Jesus...God make their master suffer in our hands as we destroy and burn their kingdom to ashes.
May the devil and his teachings have no hiding place anymore! May all the workers of iniquity be exposed!
If you would go to hell, you will go alone. I wont allow any for whom Christ died to follow! Ill pray everyone out of the claws of enemies of gospel to the kingdom of God!
Watch as God will begin setting the captives free!!!

Everybody! Jesus is the The Way, Truth and Life..No one comes to the Father but by Him.
Dont be led astray, run to Jesus.
Come believing Come believing
Come to Jesus, look and live!
Come believing Come believing
Come to Jesus, look and live!

If you believe, prove it by your Amen nd shouts of praise!

OoniOfIfe:


Do you know that Muslims believe in Jesus Christ and also practice Jesus' religion as Jesus did?

Muslims believe they are more Christian than you Christians!

Dude,
Christianity is not a Religion.
It's a Person/Man by name Jesus Christ

enshy:

Thanks bro. I understand you.
But see, xtianity isnt in scriptures, its a name given to religion whose beliefs are Jesus based and go to church.
Now beliefs dont take anyone to Heaven, comfessing your sins, accepting Jesus as Lord and Personal Saviour does then living in newness of life that Jesus gives, this is no religion but process, principle, life, more appropriately culture i.e your everyday life!
Amen!

Hmmmm
You are naming so many things as if we are still in the Old Testament
All you just named above are include in Christ.
He is All and n all that truely believes in Him

enshy:

The right to judge is reserved for my Lord Jesus who shall both judge the quick n dead, rich n poor, weak n strong. Where will you spend eternity?
The level Ive gotten to, Im ready to die for this Jesus!
But before I die, Ill pull so many chosen ones out of darkness and the claws of the devil into the Light of Christ. Surely the chosen ones will yield for they are made ready by Christ!

sensing how the Holy Ghost fire is burning in your bones now, ISIS or boko haram den will be the suitable field of harvest for you.

When a man is ready to die for a belief system, such man has no value for human life, and will not hesitate to kill another human being, in defense of that belief.

You sure look forward to heaven, that has gate (just wondering who is the intruder that your god is scared of).

akintom:
sensing how the Holy Ghost fire is burning in your bones now, ISIS or boko haram den will be the suitable field of harvest for you.

When a man is ready to die for a belief system, such man has no value for human life, and will not hesitate to kill another human being, in defense of that belief.

You sure look forward to heaven, that has gate (just wondering who is the intruder that your god is scared of).

I dont defend God nor the gospel, God defends Himself and His Gospel.
What I defend is my Salavation..No one, no devil can take it from me! I cant be intimidated so dont stress!
Im a man under authority, where he bids I go!
If Im not at any place, God has thousands of His children there or children that he can send. Its not a must I go.. Can you count how many of Gods children are on this platform, even the devil is scared he wont be relevant anymore soon! For your information, Im the least for His children..I was saved by Grace! I live by Grace for in Christ Jesus 'I live, move and have my being'

Heaven: The home coming of the saints, how will you get there?

SHALOM!

enshy:
None not even Christianity!
Only Jesus, He is the way, the truth and life.
The thief cricified at the right hand side of Jesus wasnt a Christian but he got there.
Repent today and believe on the Lord Jesus!

YAHSHUA NEVER CLAIMED TO BE THE SOLE WAY TO HEAVEN. I suggest that you LEARN TO READ. (TAKE MY READING LESSON?)

The Thief Crucified with YAHSHUA did not go to HEAVEN with Yahshua, because that is not where Yahusha went. That is a common illiterate misconception.

Since SATAN can go to Heaven, who would not be able to go? Heaven operates on a Higher Level of WISDOM AND UNDERSTANDING.

Only those who can operate on those levels of awareness can enter Heaven.

I hope also that you do not entertain the OYINBOS fools' idea that you have to DIE to go to Heaven?

The worshippers of God are expected to ASSEMBLE BEFORE HIM, three times per year.

oaroloye:
SHALOM!



YAHSHUA NEVER CLAIMED TO BE THE SOLE WAY TO HEAVEN. I suggest that you LEARN TO READ. (TAKE MY READING LESSON?)

The Thief Crucified with YAHSHUA did not go to HEAVEN with Yahshua, because that is not where Yahusha went. That is a common illiterate misconception.

Since SATAN can go to Heaven, who would not be able to go? Heaven operates on a Higher Level of WISDOM AND UNDERSTANDING.

Only those who can operate on those levels of awareness can enter Heaven.

I hope also that you do not entertain the OYINBOS fools' idea that you have to DIE to go to Heaven?

The worshippers of God are expected to ASSEMBLE BEFORE HIM, three times per year.

May you find forgiveness in Christ.
May it not be too late...

hopefulLandlord:
Yahweh is the way to heaven? OP is deceived

Pastafarian faith is the true way to heaven

FSM is the one true God

man made Yahweh, Flying Spaghetti Monster is not made by anyone cuz he's the one true God

and there are proof FSM is real and touching our every lives with his holy noodliness

1. The planets are shaped like Meatballs, Only FSM can create the planets with such a shape



2. He boiled for our sins, what sacrifice could be greater?



3. he manifested himself to a group of divers underwater http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2015/08/13/diving-team-discovers-flying-spaghetti-monster-underwater/

a definitive answer as to the existence of the spaghetti monster. That's more than any of the other religions have as evidence.

He's gone to great depths to convince us.

4. pastors are leaving Christianity for Pastafarianism, example http://www.patheos.com/blogs/chorusinthechaos/mans-faith-completely-undone-due-to-flying-spaghetti-monster-argument/

5 FSM also showed himself to people over 3000 years ago

www.nairaland.com/attachments/4326788_l4f7lhdtobvxsn4un9oexdogj1lmmnzf1t5cxdchbu_jpegdfb51901474c34ae6d4a68a956d05abe

his noodliness touch our everyday lives

The claim that the above is a 3200 year old typo is preposterous. According to an expert, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is actually the "Son of Ra" the god of the sun and way older than these upstart "sons of god"/prophets from just a couple thousand years ago or less. Two meatballs, spaghetti, bowl...obvious.

6. FSM was sighted off the Angolan coast

Reputable science magazine New Scientist reports that the FSM has been spotted off the Angolan coast



7. FSM was sighted on Mars



NASA released this photo of a “mystery object” on Mars spotted a few days ago. No official word on what it may be, but clearly resembles the FSM.

8 FSM spotted this Japanese manhole cover.



9 FSM was spotted at the Olympics helping an athlete win



FSM was also spotted at a Pizzeria in Paris



FSM also revealed himself in an art



spotted the FSM at the Crocker Museum in Sacramento. Though He is short one meatball in this apparition we still recognized Him by His Noodly Appendages. Ramen!


sighting of the FSM’s Noodly Appendages in the surf in California.



Party Girl Jewelry Sighting



Basking in the florescent glow of the grocery store pasta aisle, the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s Noodley appendages shimmered like diamonds.





as we can see, he's revealing himself to people on daily basis and it would be your loss if you don't accept him into your life, stop fighting your creator and fight for your salvation

I have peed myself

enshy:
None not even Christianity!
Only Jesus, He is the way, the truth and life.
The thief cricified at the right hand side of Jesus wasnt a Christian but he got there.
Repent today and believe on the Lord Jesus!

Who is a Christian, and the thief got where?

Freksy:

Who is a Christian, and the thief got where?

So you havent heard that simple story before.
Even CRS at senior secondary school level covers that important story.
If you dont know who a xtian is and where the thief went and still didnt deduce it from my post, my bro I cant help u oooo. Let those who understand contribute while you wait for my other posts that would throw light into your questions!